My all-time least favorite thing to plant...
Colorado Blue Spruce!
It seems everyone wants at least three of the largest ones planted and then they have little to no top soil, so i'm literally digging out a four foot diameter hole with a g#$$**n pickaxe.
Also i'm allergic to spruce trees.
I also hate Barberries and Mistletoe.
Wait! How is knocking holes in walls not fun? Are you still using your tiny kiddie hammer. :-)
Honestly, I lost interest after the demolition part.
But hey, somewhere in Florida there's a cave with beer cans scattered about, an errant sledgehammer, a bunch of loose wiring, a decrepit couch and poorly scrawled graffiti like "Tacticslion's Den of Solitude" or "beware of Sparkly Vampires"
I was just saying you said it didn't work, I had made a joke that I, like Jerry Seinfeld, was underemployed, on account of my being able to work part time nights what with staying home with the kids.
By the way next fall Tiny T-Rex is off to kindergarten and then I can work part time during the day, which opens up all sorts of possibilities to knock s!&* down.
Oh i got axes :-)
But i'd rather use them on things then people, besides Karma keeps breaking the a!+#~+!'s bike and our dog goes a+!~*&* every time he rides by, so we should be fine:-)
true story, our neighborhood is surrounded by woods and when i get frustrated i go out in the woods and knock down sun starved volunteer saplings with my bare hands to vent, works every time, and there is no end to the sun starved saplings in the underbrush:-)