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An animated pile of 10-foot poles.
I would venture a secret alloy of Mithril and Orichalcum.
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The secrets are here!
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To hear some people talk, the tears of fans of martial characters.
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Monster in the dark.
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To hear some people talk, the tears of fans of martial characters.
And monks.
And paladins.And rogues.
And and and and...
PVC piping. Duh.
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Steampunk and wishes.
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I say it was forged from purest Paizonium!
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Lot's of smaller golems...
EDIT:
Also, duct tape, spray foam, and zip ties.
Elbow macaroni and glitter.
Adventure path books mashed into molecule fine powder-liquid then supercompressed and animated by concentrated smarts.
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Interns.
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String, or nothing!
String, or nothing!
Clever.
Stories and paper.
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The Paizo golem is made of awesome.
I see two possibilities. One, the obvious part, is that it's made of pie. I mean, of course. The second alternative is that it's really an armor spike golem, a being completely composed of armor spikes.
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Given the description given with it's stats I am going to say Super Alloy Z.
Ink
The remains of thousands of PFS and playtest characters alike, combined into one unstoppable juggernaut of PC obliteration.
And Lilith's cookies. It has to have something to eat when there are no PCs around, after all.
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Candy mountain.
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The golem was slowly constructed over the course of the 80's and 90's from manuscript submissions sent to Dragon and Dungeon magazines that did not include self-addressed, stamped envelopes. Paizo simply inherited him with all the back-issue stock in '02.
What, you thought the No-SASE ogre was EATING all those? He was a CRAFTSMAN.
I see two possibilities. One, the obvious part, is that it's made of pie. I mean, of course. The second alternative is that it's really an armor spike golem, a being completely composed of armor spikes.
Sadly, it's terrible at combat since it was designed to use a Greatsword and TWF with itself.
It just gets stuck in an infinite logic loop and breaks down whenever it tries to fight.
I see two possibilities. One, the obvious part, is that it's made of pie. I mean, of course. The second alternative is that it's really an armor spike golem, a being completely composed of armor spikes.
But that just leads to the question,
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I see two possibilities. One, the obvious part, is that it's made of pie. I mean, of course. The second alternative is that it's really an armor spike golem, a being completely composed of armor spikes.But that just leads to the question,
What is the Pie that makes up the Paizo Golem made out of?
Blueberry.
Artificial Grape-Flavored Gelatin*.
PEOPLE!!!!
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DMantium. The strongest of metals that can only be destroyed by GM fiat. It's rare . . . or so very rare . . .
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DMantium. The strongest of metals that can only be destroyed by GM fiat. It's rare . . . or so very rare . . .
Unobtanium?
Obviously, it's the Stem Cell Golem.
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It's made from the power of imagination, believing in yourself, and friendship! Sweet, murderous friendship...
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While it might appear the the golem's made of the strongest and rarest of metals, it is of my opinion the people at Paizo are much more resourceful and inventive in finding building materials for their golems. Note that superhard, super-strong purple metal has roughly the same texture and consistency as really old Christmas fruitcakes (there's no getting through that stuff). And as we know, Christmas fruitcakes are in plentiful supply and are known for their destructive properties (get a large enough one and it's easy to flatten a man, see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1W_CCnJTg )
Lol, i think the ground bones of captured forum trolls is an ingredient.
And now, for some superstar review feedback revenge :P
That opening intro of the golem is way too long and assumes far too much action!
Mr. Daigle would be proud ;)
Sales Imp
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If you really want to know, I'll tell you. However, to keep the secret for those who do not want it spoiled, I'll hide it:
Suggestion, Mass (DC 20): "Close this spoiler and forget you opened it, instead you decided that you don't want the answer spoiled for you. From this day forth, always remember that Cosmo is awesome. You also feel vaguely relieved... almost as if you could have just been hit with Explosive Runes, but someone decided to be nice. Today."
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All of the nice things that were removed from martials during development.
Blue Raspberry!
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Pi, of course. What an irrational question.