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A bad day gaming is still better than a good day fishing.The game I walked from the table for was a pretty horrible day and wreck my whole night, and caused my friend to giv eup PFS to avoid jerks like that at the table.
But did you wind up with a hook in your mouth?
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you consider that a "...good day fishing"? Wow... I don't think I care to know what you consider a BAD day fishing...But did you wind up with a hook in your mouth?A bad day gaming is still better than a good day fishing.The game I walked from the table for was a pretty horrible day and wreck my whole night, and caused my friend to giv eup PFS to avoid jerks like that at the table.
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I knew it! BigNorseWolf is a fish! J'acusse!
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Now I'm curious what was removed.
Seems like mine. Describing the many things I would rather be doing, than be anywhere near a table where even the slightest mention of Kender occurs.
Best described as messy German fetish suicide, involving bit of glass, and things usually stuck to toilet paper. That's the most "appropriate" way I can conceive of describing it.
Forgive my rant.
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Ummmm... wow. Thank you, Chris! :D
Moving on!
You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and realize that you're 20 minutes late because you decided to check out the Paizo forums during the last few minutes of your work shift.
And with that, I'd best take my leave. ;)
Happy Gaming!
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All four cats are feeling needy/rambunctious/both and have decided that dice/minifigs are good to play with and on one occasion attempt to eat...
Oh yes.. seen this I have.. had cat headbutt tablet I was skyping through off the table.
Kitties plus minis/dice/figs/tokens/maps = mess to be made.
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Here's one that actually happened, in a PFS game with a not-that-kind-of-bard:
Player, during combat: "Hey, how about some Inspire Courage over here?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 2: "Okay, how about helping us with the fight, then? I see you've got a sword..."
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard. I withdraw and go full-defense."
Player 3: "These guys have invisibility--do you know Glitterdust?"
NTKOB: "No offensive spells; I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 4, after the combat: "I've got a Wand of Mage Armor; can you UMD it?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm... well, you know."
Much later, in a tricky NPC encounter: "Looks like we need some Diplomacy here. Bard?"
NTKOB: "Nope."
"Bluff?"
NTKOB: "No."
"Sense Motive?"
NTKOB: "Sorry."
"Knowledge checks?"
NTKOB: "Not today, sir, no. We usually get knowledges in fresh on Mondays. Today, the van broke down."Entire party: "You do HAVE some bard abilities, right?"
NTKOB: "Err...."We never did find out what he was actually capable of doing.
Anyone else realize he was doing a Monty Python joke? Cheese Shop XD
Anyone else realize he was doing a Monty Python joke? Cheese Shop XDHere's one that actually happened, in a PFS game with a not-that-kind-of-bard:
Player, during combat: "Hey, how about some Inspire Courage over here?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 2: "Okay, how about helping us with the fight, then? I see you've got a sword..."
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard. I withdraw and go full-defense."
Player 3: "These guys have invisibility--do you know Glitterdust?"
NTKOB: "No offensive spells; I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 4, after the combat: "I've got a Wand of Mage Armor; can you UMD it?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm... well, you know."
Much later, in a tricky NPC encounter: "Looks like we need some Diplomacy here. Bard?"
NTKOB: "Nope."
"Bluff?"
NTKOB: "No."
"Sense Motive?"
NTKOB: "Sorry."
"Knowledge checks?"
NTKOB: "Not today, sir, no. We usually get knowledges in fresh on Mondays. Today, the van broke down."Entire party: "You do HAVE some bard abilities, right?"
NTKOB: "Err...."We never did find out what he was actually capable of doing.
You mean that someone could have missed it?
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You mean that someone could have missed it?Anyone else realize he was doing a Monty Python joke? Cheese Shop XDHere's one that actually happened, in a PFS game with a not-that-kind-of-bard:
Player, during combat: "Hey, how about some Inspire Courage over here?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 2: "Okay, how about helping us with the fight, then? I see you've got a sword..."
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard. I withdraw and go full-defense."
Player 3: "These guys have invisibility--do you know Glitterdust?"
NTKOB: "No offensive spells; I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 4, after the combat: "I've got a Wand of Mage Armor; can you UMD it?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm... well, you know."
Much later, in a tricky NPC encounter: "Looks like we need some Diplomacy here. Bard?"
NTKOB: "Nope."
"Bluff?"
NTKOB: "No."
"Sense Motive?"
NTKOB: "Sorry."
"Knowledge checks?"
NTKOB: "Not today, sir, no. We usually get knowledges in fresh on Mondays. Today, the van broke down."Entire party: "You do HAVE some bard abilities, right?"
NTKOB: "Err...."We never did find out what he was actually capable of doing.
You'd actually be surprised now a days :( It saddens me greatly.
Burn the witch!
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... the Druid shows up in adamantine full plate.
... the Cleric shows up in a harimaki.
... the new player wants to run a Dwarven Fighter, who is going to multiclass to Wizard, with an Int of 14...
... the Rogue fails her save against color spray...
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You're going to a fancy party and realize the group consists of:
A drunken gunslinger who got kicked out of the last fancy even he went to for throwing up on the mother of the bride.
An elderly and incontinent Druid who's animal companion is basically a service animal.
A dhamphir with a charisma of 9.
An aasimar cleric of Groetus, who wears sackcloth and constantly carries a sign which reads "THE END IS NEAR"
A Witch who is so socially awkward, she has her dragon familiar talk for her.
We eventually got through the mission by putting a diaper on the Druid, "suggesting" to the gunslinger that he not drink, having the dhamphir wear a mask, leaving the aasimar outside, and then telling the dragon what we wanted to say and having it talk for us.
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The key point, actually was ... new player ...
For someone who has played 3.5 & PF, I wouldn't have been concerned. For someone whose most experience was red or blue box, and tended to answer "Dwarf" when asked what class they were...
And no matter what fancy training you got when you play a Dwarf and asked what class you are "DWARF" is always the answer.
...you overslept and arrive last to the event, meaning everyone else has already formed parties, leaving you with the players that no one wanted at your table. All of them.
And the GM is so tired that she can barely work her fingers well enough to pick up dice.
They ran out of caffeine.