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I blame Cosmo for some commercials that are too dazzling for their products.
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I blame Cosmo for this thread's negativity. Also for the paradoxes arising from self reference.
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I Blame Cosmo while eating dinner I some how burned the inside of my throat....I am still stunned by the powers of Cosmo.If you have any Life/Medical Insurances, am I correct in guessing they cost a lot?
Nah....I only go to the Doctor once or twice a year...which he tells me I am perfect health...these little bumps and bruises and burns are just Cosmo's way of reminding us he cares about us.
I Blame Cosmo for reminding me a lot.
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I Blame Cosmo while eating dinner I some how burned the inside of my throat....I am still stunned by the powers of Cosmo.If you have any Life/Medical Insurances, am I correct in guessing they cost a lot?Nah....I only go to the Doctor once or twice a year...which he tells me I am perfect health...these little bumps and bruises and burns are just Cosmo's way of reminding us he cares about us.
I Blame Cosmo for reminding me a lot.
... yes, burns on the inside of your throat are all Cosmo's doing, and not being caused by other means...
... nope.
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I blame Cosmo for the urge of murderlizing a PC.....
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I blame Cosmo for the urge of murderlizing a PC.....
I Blame Cosmo that people don't use the word muderlize and it forms enough.
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I Blame Cosmo while eating dinner I some how burned the inside of my throat....I am still stunned by the powers of Cosmo.If you have any Life/Medical Insurances, am I correct in guessing they cost a lot?Nah....I only go to the Doctor once or twice a year...which he tells me I am perfect health...these little bumps and bruises and burns are just Cosmo's way of reminding us he cares about us.
I Blame Cosmo for reminding me a lot.
... yes, burns on the inside of your throat are all Cosmo's doing, and not being caused by other means...
... nope.
Hey the only things that go down there is food, air, beverages and...whatever you stick down there...
I Blame Cosmo for oversharing.
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I blame Cosmo for construction work being done outside, while i'm trying to sleep after night shift.
DARN!!!
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I blame Cosmo because none of our staplers can actually staple anything.
Bacteria, Virus, Germs, Dust, etc...I Blame Cosmo while eating dinner I some how burned the inside of my throat....I am still stunned by the powers of Cosmo.If you have any Life/Medical Insurances, am I correct in guessing they cost a lot?Nah....I only go to the Doctor once or twice a year...which he tells me I am perfect health...these little bumps and bruises and burns are just Cosmo's way of reminding us he cares about us.
I Blame Cosmo for reminding me a lot.
... yes, burns on the inside of your throat are all Cosmo's doing, and not being caused by other means...
... nope.
Hey the only things that go down there is food, air, beverages and...whatever you stick down there...
I Blame Cosmo for oversharing.
I include that in with food, beverages, and air.
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I Blame Cosmo for my glasses breaking first thing this morning.
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I Blame Cosmo that my posts here are like reading a history of my life. My life really sucks. :(
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{finishes setting another trap in the Kretzer household} I also blame Cosmo that Kretzer's life sucks.
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I also also blame Cosmo that we don't have a holiday name to celebrate the emotional and physical damage we've taken throughout the year.
"Lebensaugt Nacht"?
"In vino queribundus, veritas"?
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Thanks Mistress and guys (or gals...how does one sex a pugwumpus...on second thought I don't want to know).
And everybody have a Happy Thanksgiving....even you heathens from other countries who are not enlightened enough to celebrate it. ;)
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I Blame Cosmo that the hybrid caffeinated catnip that we were planning on slipping into John Kretzer's domicile is still not stabilizing genetically. I suspect Hunt's suggested use of Mountain Dew as a base may actually have a logical flaw...although I am unable to see it at this time. For this, I also blame Cosmo.
I Blame Cosmo that I have to wish people a 'Happy Thanksgiving' when I don't really want to simply because of social conventions. Who thinks up these things, anyway???
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I blame Cosmo that my stoopid stoopid brain has hit on the notion that Adam Sandler's increasingly terrible movies and annual "Hahn U'Kaa" dirge are actually just half-assed attempts to appease the Ancient Ones (spoilers!) to delay Their return yet another year.
I also blame Cosmo that inscrutably alien Ancient Powers would have such terrible taste in "entertainment."
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I Blame Cosmo that the hybrid caffeinated catnip that we were planning on slipping into John Kretzer's domicile is still not stabilizing genetically. I suspect Hunt's suggested use of Mountain Dew as a base may actually have a logical flaw...although I am unable to see it at this time. For this, I also blame Cosmo.
I see no flaw here.
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I blame Cosmo that my stoopid stoopid brain has hit on the notion that Adam Sandler's increasingly terrible movies and annual "Hahn U'Kaa" dirge are actually just half-assed attempts to appease the Ancient Ones (spoilers!) to delay Their return yet another year.
I also blame Cosmo that inscrutably alien Ancient Powers would have such terrible taste in "entertainment."
I thought it was my annihilation of the rabbit population throughout the year that did that....well at least they are tasty if that is the case.
Oh I Blame this Cosmo person that I hurt my leg...again. Though this time my minion John has convinced the others that I don't need to go to the vet...that man keeps trying to kill me. I swear.
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I blame Cosmo that I'm just now getting the first real time off I have had from my job in months... aaaaand I have bronchitis. Thanks a lot, Cosmo...
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I blame Cosmo that I'm just now getting the first real time off I have had from my job in months... aaaaand I have bronchitis. Thanks a lot, Cosmo...
I have been there before...though at the time I did not know about Cosmo to Blame him for it.
I Blame Cosmo I did not know about him my whole life...all the things I could have blamed him for...sigh.
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I blame Cosmo for sleeping more than i wanted. I've lost hours of my free saturday.
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I Blame Cosmo for the lack of sleep I am getting due to birthday celebrations with friends and the increase hours at work due to the Christmas Season.
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I blame Cosmo for the upcoming evil AP.
Delicious, delicious evil... though to be fair, Liz may be the one who makes their cookies...
-TimD
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I Blame Cosmo that he finally just now getting to favoring the posts of this thread after a week+ absence.
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I blame Cosmo for John apparently forgetting about the holidays.
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I blame Cosmo for the likelihood of having to bot a player.
With the boss almost dead, i don't want to roll nat 20 for a player's attack, i want it on my NPC boss' turn.
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I blame Cosmo for the likelihood of having to bot a player.
With the boss almost dead, i don't want to roll nat 20 for a player's attack, i want it on my NPC boss' turn.
I Blame Cosmo for Fiend Fantastic not giving the character to the player who does the most on crits to run....that way there is a chance for that players crits not being as effective.
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I Blame Cosmo for how long it's gonna take for my Bad Dragon order to get here... Paizo shipping has spoiled me.
I Blame Cosmo for not knowing rather I should blame him for this or praise Sara Marie for it. ;)
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I Blame Cosmo that Hunt and I aren't being paid overtime for the work we're doing down at the Seattle docks with the Paizo books. I mean c'mon! We're working our furry little butts off here! :P
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I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.
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I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win.
..and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.
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I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win...and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.
** spoiler omitted **
I APPROVE.
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I blame Cosmo for disconnecting last night during our Smite game and losing out on a really good win...and my Fenrir* game was on point, too.
** spoiler omitted **
Awww, poor fluffy.
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I Blame Cosmo for yet more drama from my niece and her boyfriend....he must have introduced them.
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So I wanted to go see a movie with some friends tonight....of course they were all busy to do so. Busy dealing with whatever Cosmo threw at them of course so they could not go to the movies with me...damn that Cosmo.
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Roommates are making cookies to send as gifts, so the house is filled with sweet, sweet baking smells, and everything I go to the kitchen to forage for something to eat, I get handed some combination of fresh-baked cookies that are too malformed to send as gifts, or cookie dough.
I'm gonna gain fifty pounds and slump into a sugar coma before I get to have lunch, Cosmo!
Roommates are making cookies to send as gifts, so the house is filled with sweet, sweet baking smells, and everything I go to the kitchen to forage for something to eat, I get handed some combination of fresh-baked cookies that are too malformed to send as gifts, or cookie dough.
I'm gonna gain fifty pounds and slump into a sugar coma before I get to have lunch, Cosmo!
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On behalf of other people who find themselves quite annoyed with me...
I blame Cosmo because I now get to set my 12 hour playlist of Christmas music on loop and play it nearly 24/7.
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I blame Cosmo for all the complaining I'm going to have to hear from people about all the Xmas music playing on the radio and in stores.
This is why MP3 players were invented, people. Not using them is your own fault. =P
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I Blame Cosmo that the new work boots I got killed me feet during the 9 and a half hour work day I did yesterday....and I still have to use them today. :(
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I blame Cosmo that Krampus is not better known here in the Western world, to hell with nice, we need Krampus!