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I blame Cosmo that family constantly ask me for help & advice on what to do with their computers and electronics... and then they do what they wanted to do (and I counseled against) anyway. This wouldn't be nearly so annoying, except they are always in such an urgent hurry to command my attention for the advice they are going to ignore.
I also blame Cosmo that when they hopelessly hosed things up, they then yelp to me again to fix things.
I've got 99 problems and Cosmo might be responsible for 3/4s of them.
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I've got 99 problems and Cosmo might be responsible for 3/4s of them....Cosmo might be responsible......might......
... I think you hurt his feelings.
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I've got 99 problems and Cosmo might be responsible for 3/4s of them....Cosmo might be responsible......might......
You're too sneaky! Confirming things is difficult. D:
When in doubt, assume blame.
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I blame Cosmo that I also have jury duty later this month.
I am sorry to hear that I hope Sara Marie blesses you as she did me.
on another note...
So my boss came to tell me that there was this truck with a bunch of insects in it that no one else wanted to deal with...not being afraid of bugs and such I agreed to do it with the one other guy who did not mind any insects. Of course it was very heavy and filled with opens and irregulars... not what you want as your last truck. The insects turned out to be a bunch of crickets.
So Cosmo I see you have now enlisted crickets in your agenda to ruin my life.
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I blame Cosmo for my regular gaming group this Friday being cancelled because one of my players is getting married and two others are in the wedding.
Poor planning dude.
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I blame Cosmo that I also have jury duty later this month.I am sorry to hear that I hope Sara Marie blesses you as she did me.
on another note...
So my boss came to tell me that there was this truck with a bunch of insects in it that no one else wanted to deal with...not being afraid of bugs and such I agreed to do it with the one other guy who did not mind any insects. Of course it was very heavy and filled with opens and irregulars... not what you want as your last truck. The insects turned out to be a bunch of crickets.
So Cosmo I see you have now enlisted crickets in your agenda to ruin my life.
When I still ran mail, there was one home on my primary route that got a regular shipment of crickets for the pet reptiles. Half the time, the box would have a small tear in one of the screen vents and a couple crickets would escape into the LLV. The next couple days were spent listening to crickets in the truck.
Edit: I blame Cosmo for idiots turning non-native iguanas loose on Sanibel.
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I blame Cosmo for my dissappearance from the boards and my PaizoCon absence for the last couple years... And now I blame him for my return!
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I blame Cosmo for my dissappearance from the boards and my PaizoCon absence for the last couple years... And now I blame him for my return!
Woo, you're back! Who do we praise for that?
Oh yeah, I blame Cosmo that where I work the work is so easy and non-thought-requiring that everyone is always picking fights over trivial **** to stir up drama. Yawn. So sick of workplace drama. Why do they never pick workplace romantic comedy, workplace nature/wildlife documentary or workplace Skinemax softcore porn?
Ugh. Now I have *that* mental image in my head... Cosmo!!!
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I Blame Cosmo that this thread is not sticky so it would be easy to find.
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I Blame Cosmo that my brother and his family can up for the weekend.
I Blame Cosmo that their transmission failed and they need a new one.
I Blame Cosmo that once they leave on Monday...my sisters are coming up from Florida.
I Blame Cosmo that Floyd is so upset at this disruption and drama that he can not even post here to Blame Cosmo for it.
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Poog blame Cosmo for Poog not finding rich dubai-guy's wallet, finder fee be big. :(
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I blame Cosmo for the growing mountain of crap since Thursday.
Except I get home and I found out one of the two sister cats died in her sleep the evening I left. Yeah, the suddenly smart one. She was perfectly fine at her last vet visit, just a bit over weight. No one called me, they just "figured it could wait 'til I got back."
So I picked up the remaining sister, who has been totally distraught, and was comforting her with extra attention and petting and treats... and then she just went bonkers apesh*t attacking me, repeatedly clawing and biting all over my hand and arm. I'm guessing she probably smelled the cats I petsitted still on me. Or she blames me for her dead sister, or for leaving for several days. Or something who-the-f*ck-knows-what.
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Sorry to hear all that, Ms. Slaad :(
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I blame Cosmo for the growing mountain of crap since Thursday.
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Sorry to hear about this. I hope things get better for you.
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Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
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Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.
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I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?
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I blame Cosmo for some woman getting high, then stripping off her clothes and destroying a Subway in my backyard.
Sounds like Cops needs to send a crew to Alaska!
I blame Cosmo that this hasn't already happened, so we can share Tels' pain...
This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.
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Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
Not to mention the good that sending punches could do.
Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...
I blame Cosmo for some woman getting high, then stripping off her clothes and destroying a Subway in my backyard.Sounds like Cops needs to send a crew to Alaska!
I blame Cosmo that this hasn't already happened, so we can share Tels' pain...
Alaska State Troopers. It's a show and better than Cops. Though the show ended because the State Troopers said they didn't want the camera men interfering in their work.
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I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
Well I would hope you would need a permit or pass some IQ/mental stability test (thus disqualifying many, many, many of those) before being given the option.
Well I would hope you would need a permit or pass some IQ/mental stability test (thus disqualifying many, many, many of those) before being given the option.I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I find your idea both reasonable, responsible and full of logic. So naturally, Cosmo will dismiss it entirely and let anyone, of any mental stability or intelligence, send punches through the internet.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Well I would hope you would need a permit or pass some IQ/mental stability test (thus disqualifying many, many, many of those) before being given the option.I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I find your idea both reasonable, responsible and full of logic. So naturally, Cosmo will dismiss it entirely and let anyone, of any mental stability or intelligence, send punches through the internet.
What's the worst that could happen?
... I just want to punch people who annoy me.
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... I just want to punch people who annoy me.Well I would hope you would need a permit or pass some IQ/mental stability test (thus disqualifying many, many, many of those) before being given the option.I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I find your idea both reasonable, responsible and full of logic. So naturally, Cosmo will dismiss it entirely and let anyone, of any mental stability or intelligence, send punches through the internet.
What's the worst that could happen?
You and me both, my dear.
I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
Ah but if you could punch people over the internet...would you need to still Blame Cosmo for stuff as much?
Ah but if you could punch people over the internet...would you need to still Blame Cosmo for stuff as much?I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?I Blame Cosmo for keeping the tech away from us that would us to give hugs thru the internet. It should be obvious as to why Cosmo would not allow this tech to exist.Yeah, that sucks, AS. Hugs indeed.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I can't deliver those hugs in person.
I'm sure someone would be blaming Cosmo for all the "inappropriate" and "undeserved" punches they received.
... weren't you a set of triplets?What's the worst that could happen?I am
As far as I know, there's Cosmo, Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin, and Cosmo's Mustache....
Wait, wouldn't there also be a Csomo's Slightly More Evil Twin Mustache? Good god... what if Cosmo has been taking the blame for the actions of his' twins' mustache?
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... weren't you a set of triplets?What's the worst that could happen?I amAs far as I know, there's Cosmo, Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin, and Cosmo's Mustache....
Wait, wouldn't there also be a Csomo's Slightly More Evil Twin Mustache? Good god... what if Cosmo has been taking the blame for the actions of his' twins' mustache?
Mustaches? MUSTACHES? Good lord, no. Those are silly things. I'll have no part of them.
I will point out, however, that the word "mustache" is made up of must ache. Do with this information what you will.
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I blame Cosmo that I killed off discussion in this thread with my whining. Thanks everyone for the hugs though.
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I'm sure someone would be blaming Cosmo for all the "inappropriate" and "undeserved" punches they received.Ah but if you could punch people over the internet...would you need to still Blame Cosmo for stuff as much?I doubt that. The number of times people would send punches through the internet over games like Call of Duty or League of Legends...This tech could also be used to send punches through the internet. I wonder why Cosmo is withholding it?Probably because the goodness of the hugs sent through would outweigh the evil that the punches would do.
I blame Cosmo that I want to send punches over the Intertoobz so much. I would be empunchening people left and right, with the speed of Sugar Ray Leonard and the force of Mike Tyson. I would punch for hours each day to the point that the constant mental exercise would grossly bulk up my brainmatter, forcing my cranium misshapenly distend. I would be the greatest and most horrible mental pugilist in history.
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I blame Cosmo for my new navigation device, for my car, is being too stubborn to work properly, it's been longer to get it functional than is needed.
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I blame Cosmo for Lady Longears making me watch Strictly Come Dancing last night, making comments all the while about people's shoulder placement and mobile grind and stuff that may as well have been delivered in Church Slavonic for all the sense they made. Threats have been also made in the direction of X Factor and I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
You can only push a man so far, Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for the concept of release dates...why can't everything be available immediately?
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I Blame Cosmo for the concept of release dates...why can't everything be available immediately?
I Blame Cosmo that things are not made available before they are announced.
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I Blame Cosmo for...my older Sister and older brother were going out to dinner...I said I would like to go so they decided to pick a place they knew I would not like.