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*arches brow*


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I blame Cosmo for Rysky raising a brow. :)

Since..who likes a player who whines about homebrew things?


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I Blame Cosmo for the unforeseen expenses this week that is going to make me dip into my saving to get through the week.

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for Wylliam being vague about his Blame and then Blaming Cosmo when it caught my attention. The player could have been a "crybaby" after having their character die for all I knew.


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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being an utter crybaby.

1d4 ⇒ 1 goblin babies blame Cosmo that you didn't check him/her for diaper rash.

Wylliam Harrison wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being an utter crybaby.

1d4 ⇒ 1 goblin babies blame Cosmo that you didn't check his/her udder for mastitis or chapping. Maybe all that was needed was some nice balm rubbed soothingly on the tender-

...

1d4 ⇒ 3 goblin babies have just skeeved themselves out. They, of course, blame Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for the goblin baby generator's crazy analysis. :)

This guy is no crybaby when i play in a game alongside him, but when it comes to house rules....it's a homebrew.


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I blame Goblo for 1d4 ⇒ 3 Cosmokin Babies making me think about Simply Red.


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I blame Cosmo for the idiocy of my internet company. They've turned off my internet because they haven't received their payment, but I paid them last week (on Thursday) and they haven't "processed" it yet.

Going offline cold turkey like this is not fun. I mean, there's a part of me that even missed those stupid John Cena videos!


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As a humanoid, I don't mind tapeworms getting cancer, but I blame Cosmo for the horrible idea that a tapeworm can give it's host tapeworm cancer. What the hell, Cosmo? Even David Cronenberg thinks this is major uncool.


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I blame Cosmo for another job interview yielding no result.

I also blame Cosmo for the spammers coming to off-topic boards.


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I Blame Cosmo for this cold I am coming down with.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact my cold has moved across the whole continent and infected John.


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I blame Cosmo for having fungi in the drainage of the sink.

The godawful smell >_>, i'm going to have to buy a few new parts.

COSMO!!!!!


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I blame Cosmo for the hangover known to aficionados as the Gremlin Boogie.


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Cosmo doesn't like me buying Paizo products.

I've been trying to get my hands on a copy of Occult Adventurers from my local store (I only buy local unless I can't get it through them), but every. single. time. I've tried to buy, someone else snatches it from me. This time, no one bought it, but, I still couldn't get it.

Why? Because this weeks shipment was Occult Origins instead of Occult Adventures. While disappointing, I was willing to buy Occult Origins too!

"We already sent it back to the distributor because we couldn't sell Origins as we didn't have one in the system to sell."

GRRAAAH!!! You just gotta keep messing with me huh?

I don't really care that much about the book. I'm just buying it for the Kineticist (though I understand the other stuff is good, my eyes are only on the Kineticist). Using the SRD and stuff is great... but I gotta own the book.

I blame this all on you.


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I Blame Cosmo that the steel plate protecting my toes on my steeled toe work boots fell out last week.

I Blame Cosmo that I decided to wait on replacing my shoes till a few weeks.

I Blame Cosmo that the guy or gal who loaded the truck that I unloaded today set a trap.

I Blame Cosmo that the trap was a heavy slightly curved piece of steel that fell right onto my right foot.

I Blame Cosmo that it was my right foot that lost the protection.

I Blame Cosmo that this is pretty much how my life works.


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I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for his High Priest John not knowing the importance of proper personal protective equipment and the OSHA regulations that require that said PPE.


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DragoDorn wrote:
I blame Cosmo for his High Priest John not knowing the importance of proper personal protective equipment and the OSHA regulations that require that said PPE.

Blame John's boss for not noticing that breach in rule.

I blame Cosmo that I can't go blame John's boss myself.


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DragoDorn wrote:
I blame Cosmo for his High Priest John not knowing the importance of proper personal protective equipment and the OSHA regulations that require that said PPE.

I Blame Cosmo that DragoDorn does not know that steeled toe workboots are not required for the job.


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I blame Cosmo for my boredom.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.

Screen name checks out.


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I blame Cosmo for wraiths.


Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.


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I Blame Cosmo that about 90% of the trucks I have so far unloaded have had the walls leaning forward...it is like unloading a avalanche.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.

So... you've been Tsunderestruck! [/Brian Johnson]

I blame Cosmo for that.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo that, whatever I try, I can't stay away from these boards.
Screen name checks out.

I mean I keep making then closing accounts here.

I am a Tsundere for Paizo.

So... you've been Tsunderestruck! [/Brian Johnson]

I blame Cosmo for that.

Just had add a bit more mashup.


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Thunderstruck?


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I blame Cosmo for the party not responding to a repeated hint.

Normally, there's a good chance the group is curious and goes looking as to why that particular bird is circling near.
Nope, not this time.

Cosmo, did you cause them to ignore hints?
Because you succeeded, darn it!!!!


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I blame Cosmo that I have so much to blame him for, that I can't even begin to post it all.

You know what you did...

But, for that one thing, I Blame you.


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I applaud Cosmo for making someone come up with: "It is not absurd..."

I blame Cosmo that I had to applaud him.


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I blame Cosmo for all of my saves in Fallout 4 becoming corrupted :(

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo that Tels seems to have lost his memory and forgot that Bethesda usually ships broken, buggy, but fun games.


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I Blame Cosmo that everybody was a jerk to me yesterday...it is like they had a meeting or something.


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I blame Cosmo that I now have the Flight of the Conchords' "Bowies in Space" stuck in my head gnawing on my temporal lobes.

I also blame Cosmo that I forget important things all the time despite taking specific steps to remember them, but it usually only takes one listen to infect me with an impossible-to-forget earworm.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that everybody was a jerk to me yesterday...it is like they had a meeting or something.

I Blame Cosmo that Hunt lost the minutes to the...totally-NOT-plan-to-be-a-jerk-to-John-Kretzer meeting we had yesterday. I forgot to be a...something to someone. No names.


Someone said multiple of Pi... Unless he/she/it/they meant multiple pies.


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Poog blame Cosmo for werewolf not rolling a hit on PC.


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I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my thumb today.

If you get a package with blood on it...you know who to blame...starts with a 'C' ends with a 'o'.


Where is Waldo... er, Cosmo?

Dark Archive

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That's for me to know, gumshoe, and for you to find out.


I might've gone with Carmen SanDiego, Red Hat Club (Founder) I put the last part in parentheses because I doubt there'd be enough room. :-)


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Funny enough, someone using the basic name already exists, but the alias has no posts and no activity. Hence having to improvise. Both of which I blame on Cosmo, of course.

However, some Wiki searching did discover she has a (semi-)canon middle name, so that solves that.


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captain yesterday wrote:
I might've gone with Carmen SanDiego, Red Hat Club (Founder)

Hmmm, "Sam Francisco, Yesterday's Visitor"


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I Blame Cosmo the Season of Depression coming up...and this year looks extra depressing.


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I Blame Cosmo for not favoring any of these great posts for almost a entire week.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for not favoring any of these great posts for almost a entire week.

Might have something to do with this, among other things.


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I blame Cosmo for a certain, chainsaw wielding barbarian killing two of my PC's with back to back critical hits, capturing our rat folk alchemist in grapple as he ran away to be "worked on" by the Lord's of Rust and causing the cleric to run for her dear life.

I also Blame him for my group high fiving me for killing them.

They don'T fear me enough...

I blame Cosmo.


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Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for a certain, chainsaw wielding barbarian killing two of my PC's with back to back critical hits, capturing our rat folk alchemist in grapple as he ran away to be "worked on" by the Lord's of Rust and causing the cleric to run for her dear life.

I also Blame him for my group high fiving me for killing them.

They don'T fear me enough...

I blame Cosmo.

Maybe they High Fived you because they didn't like their characters?

I blame Cosmo that some DM/GM/ST/etc's point of view can be too narrow.


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I Blame Cosmo while eating dinner I some how burned the inside of my throat....I am still stunned by the powers of Cosmo.

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