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I blame Cosmo for Tels giving us too much information! :P
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I blame Cosmo for my local fish stores not having the types of live fish food I need for my awesome pygmy Okefenokee sunfish.
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I blame Cosmo for Tels giving us too much information! :P
I blame Cosmo for Feros not realizing this is a theme with me and I freely share information most don't want to know.
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I was playing Fallout New Vegas, when suddenly my 2 companions were gone, nowhere to be found.
Thanks Cosmo, i'm blaming you for the bugs within the system.
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I Blame Cosmo for a skunk hanging out in my driveway when I got home tonight...Floyd started to run up to my car...wait the rest of this should be continued in the Praise Sara Marie thread....(go there for the rest)
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I blame Cosmo for the website crashing when I wanted to buy stuff. Now I have to wait until after work.
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I blame Cosmo for my sister giving me a birthday card I can't top.
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I blame Cosmo for having to work on the single greatest holiday of all, it is today, and while I shall not say more, I am sure my fellow revelers understand my meaning.
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O Blame Cosmo for not knowing what Holiday is today that GM_Beernorg is referring to in the above post.
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I Blame Cosmo for people not being more impressed by my crossover posts between this thread and the Praise Sara Marie thread.
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I Blame Cosmo for people not being more impressed by my crossover posts between this thread and the Praise Sara Marie thread.
Meh. Crossovers are so '70s.
Wake me up for the big summer event post that crosses into a dozen threads, 'changes everything!', kills a few posters and is available with foil variant covers.
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HE RETURNS!
LO, HE RETURNS!
The hour has come! The heavens reel and groan, great quakes have riven the obsidian oubliette of Iamiz I'a'khuuubh, the gelid Eye of Dagon rises oozing from the depths, the Whore-Queen of Muoag'la'alkzan has been taken to the Sable Gate of Yptheen and there slain in the name of Labnrazoon the Unsouled and HE IS FREE! FREE! FREE! Ia! Ia!
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I blame Cosmo that I have another large pile of cardboard boxes that are a pain to get rid off. Luckily Cosmo hasn't sent them full of plague or a large swarm of spiders, yet.
Plague...large swarm of spiders...good, good...
I Blame Cosmo that more posters are not as considerate as Drock11, spitballing new and amusing entertainments for our schadenfreude-fest.
Keep the good ideas coming people!
:D
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I Blame Cosmo for the thunder storm going on above my house and the terror it fills me with.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister moved to Florida taking her bed with her...which was my Anti-Thunder Storm Fortress.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's bed has draws underneath so I can't hide there and I am reduced to hiding beneath a little small bookcase in the upstairs hallway...maybe I'll make a dash for the basement soon...
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I blame Cosmo that I have another large pile of cardboard boxes that are a pain to get rid off. Luckily Cosmo hasn't sent them full of plague or a large swarm of spiders, yet.
I blame Cosmo that Drock11 isn't converting this pile of corrugated materials into Habitat for Furmanity homes.
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I Blame Cosmo for the thunder storm going on above my house and the terror it fills me with.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's sister moved to Florida taking her bed with her...which was my Anti-Thunder Storm Fortress.
I Blame Cosmo that my minion's bed has draws underneath so I can't hide there and I am reduced to hiding beneath a little small bookcase in the upstairs hallway...maybe I'll make a dash for the basement soon...
Yes, yes, give into your Fear and embrace the Darkness. Fulfill your destiny and become a Sith Lord Basement Cat.
I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer underestimates the power of the Dark Basement Side Level.
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I Blame Cosmo that Ebay takes forever to put a listing online... Also, that I'll probably be checking it at least eighteen times a day to see if my RPG stuff sells.
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I blame Cosmo for my employer only selling coffee that tastes like a mixture of potting soil and burnt toast.
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I blame Cosmo that I now have BatArnett's "Darkness, No Parents" song stuck in my head.
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I blame Cosmo that I now have BatArnett's "Darkness, No Parents" song stuck in my head.
You could always try replacing it with something else...like THIS!
>:D
I Blame Cosmo that more people don't know that simple trick.
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I Blame Cosmo for not getting my shipping soon e-mail for my Pazio subscription yet.
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So I was supposed to do a Disaster Recovery test at work this morning. It was a disaster. I blame Cosmo.
I also blame Cosmo that I only found about it near the end of the day yesterday.
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I recently had to sort through a chest that my family stored all of the video games and electronics we used as I was growing up. NES, SNES, N64, Play Station, PS2, Game Cube... you name it, we had stuff for it in there.
What I blame Cosmo for, is that most of it was irreparably damaged due to bad storage conditions and wear and tear over the years.
Fortunately, one SNES and it's dozen or so games was salvageable... including The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. Because even Cosmo knows not to mess with something that wonderful.
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I blame Cosmo that the remaining half-a-jar of preservative-laden pizza sauce grew a fuzzy carpet on top even though it was only opened a week ago and kept refrigerated.
I also blame Cosmo that was strongly tempted to scrap the fuzz off and use the rest of the sauce anyway.
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Poog blame Cosmo for Rysky not donating captured halflings to Poog's tribe. They taste good roasted and halfling toes be good when pickled.
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Poog blame Cosmo for Rysky not donating captured halflings to Poog's tribe. They taste good roasted and halfling toes be good when pickled.
You know the people eating thing is a bit much.
I Blame Cosmo that goblins can't get enough satisfaction just out of maiming, general chaos, and killing like civilized folk.
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I blame Cosmo that the remaining half-a-jar of preservative-laden pizza sauce grew a fuzzy carpet on top .
It clearly wanted to be more like L. Longears' face, armpits, [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], legs, etc., and who can blame it.
I blame Cosmo for thinking that the above paragraph was worth sharing with anyone.
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Poog blame Cosmo for Rysky not donating captured halflings to Poog's tribe. They taste good roasted and halfling toes be good when pickled.You know the people eating thing is a bit much.
I Blame Cosmo that goblins can't get enough satisfaction just out of maiming, general chaos, and killing like civilized folk.
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When the f+$@ did I get Hobbits?
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No no NO!!!
BAD GOBLIN!!
I blame Cosmo for the damn goblin making Rysky speechless for a moment...AGAIN! Rysky, kill the gobbo mutant and be done with it, i'd even lend you a scroll of fireball.
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I blame Cosmo that the local morons have all scurried out from under their rocks, hopped in their cars, and rushed down to today's grand openings of the three new Wawa locations... causing long lines that block traffic and fray already short tempers.
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No no NO!!!
BAD GOBLIN!!
I blame Cosmo for the damn goblin making Rysky speechless for a moment...AGAIN! Rysky, kill the gobbo mutant and be done with it, i'd even lend you a scroll of fireball.
How does one kill a Goblin forever? Force it to become a Wizard with Sacred Geometry.
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Nah, he'd enjoy that death.
Besides I am out of fire resistant potions...still waiting that Amazon order. (I Blame Cosmo that we don't have drone delivery in my area yet)
You could string it up by it big toes and have a bunch of goblin children beat it.
Hey I was wondering as your stool...is that all you are going to use me for Mistress Rysky? I have some many other uses... ;)
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Nah, he'd enjoy that death.Besides I am out of fire resistant potions...still waiting that Amazon order. (I Blame Cosmo that we don't have drone delivery in my area yet)
You could string it up by it big toes and have a bunch of goblin children beat it.
Hey I was wondering as your stool...is that all you are going to use me for Mistress Rysky? I have some many other uses... ;)
Be grateful you have that much, I had to move my schedule around just to fit you in, and you're only my 23rd favourite stool.
Hmm Goblin Piñata? Could work, just randomly give the kids hammers, snakes, and rubber chickens.
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I blame Cosmo for ruining PaizoCon with the cancellation of a highly anticipated adventure!
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Nah, he'd enjoy that death.Besides I am out of fire resistant potions...still waiting that Amazon order. (I Blame Cosmo that we don't have drone delivery in my area yet)
You could string it up by it big toes and have a bunch of goblin children beat it.
Hey I was wondering as your stool...is that all you are going to use me for Mistress Rysky? I have some many other uses... ;)
Be grateful you have that much, I had to move my schedule around just to fit you in, and you're only my 23rd favourite stool.
Hmm Goblin Piñata? Could work, just randomly give the kids hammers, snakes, and rubber chickens.
Only 23rd? I Blame Cosmo for those other 22 stools...
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I blame Cosmo that the local morons have all scurried out from under their rocks, hopped in their cars, and rushed down to today's grand openings of the three new Wawa locations... causing long lines that block traffic and fray already short tempers.
I blame Cosmo that I first read that as mormons rather than morons.
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I blame Cosmo for the horrors of flavored coffee.
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I Blame Cosmo for this Spring time cold that I have caught...right in time for the weekend too for added bonus points.
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How does one kill a Goblin forever? Force it to become a Wizard with Sacred Geometry.
You polymorph the goblin into a kobold; the gob will die naturally of embarrassment.
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F%~%. I blame Cosmo that I gave Tels and Fiend-y that idea.
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How does one kill a Goblin forever? Force it to become a Wizard with Sacred Geometry.You polymorph the goblin into a kobold; the gob will die naturally of embarrassment.
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F#&+. I blame Cosmo that I gave Tels and Fiend-y that idea.
To be honest, at least as a kobold you'll be able to strike fear into the hearts of adventurers when you invite them to your home. Also, being a Kobold is less embarrassing than being a mite. Mite's just look like old people with butter knives trying to shank someone for being on their lawn.
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... I blame Cosmo I put my ebay bid at 7 days, instead of shorter... Three days to go... *Watches clock*
Also.... I blame Cosmo that I recalled having a goblin pinata at my 10th birthday party, which was D&D themed... Strung it up by the ankle and we all took turns swinging at it with wooden swords....
Also, Cosmo is to blame that I'm the one that broke it, and as we all know, the one who breaks it gets the least candy.
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How does one kill a Goblin forever? Force it to become a Wizard with Sacred Geometry.You polymorph the goblin into a kobold; the gob will die naturally of embarrassment.
Of courze it will. Zhe goblin will zhink, "I could hav been ziz all my life! What cruel twizt of fate zhat I was inzted trapped in zhe putrid dizkuztink ztupid brain and body of zhe goblin all my life! Curzed godz, what did I do to dezerve zhat fate?!" And zhe overwhelmink rapture of zhiz revelazion will be too much for hiz leetle heart.
Zhat is okay, though. We hav clericz for zhiz.
I blame Cozmo zhat zhe goblinz zhink zhiz iz a bad zhing. Of courze, what do you exzpect when you have zhe entire raze zhinking wordz will eat your zoul?