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This question was answered, a short few years ago. When Cosmo must blame rather than be blamed, Cosmo blames Bulmahn.
So it is written, so it is known. Ia! Ia!! Cosmo blametaghn!
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Come to think of it... I Blame Cosmo for the Big Bang.
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I blame Cosmo for The Big Bang Theory.
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Oh I can't believe I forgot to do this...
The last two days I have been late to work due to a traffic jam. I take RT17 South in NJ to work...after the rt4 exit and the Garden State plaza it for some reason ( must be Cosmo doing) the highway becomes two lanes. After about a mile or two they have closed down a lane to cut branches along the side. This caused a traffic Jam from Hell that made me a total of 25 min late for work in two days.
I Blame Cosmo for the above.
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I blame Cosmo for The Big Bang Theory.
Real conversation from work tonight;
Mailhandler "So what's the big bang theory?"
Me "A really bad TV show."
MH "No, the science thing. My daughters teacher said it had something to do with the death of the dinosaurs?"
Me "Move your daughter to another school district."
We've spent so much time focusing on Cosmo as the root of the world's moral decay that we forgot to blame him for it's educational decay!
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I'd blame Cosmo for the death of the dinosaurs, but cool as they are, on balance I'd say it was a good thing for us, so I should take the rest of this post to another thread.
I do blame Cosmo for how unwieldy it can be to edit a post when using this phone, though.
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I'd blame Cosmo for the death of the dinosaurs, but cool as they are, on balance I'd say it was a good thing for us, so I should take the rest of this post to another thread.
I do blame Cosmo for how unwieldy it can be to edit a post when using this phone, though.
I Blame Cosmo for Kajehase using my idea from earlier and not giving me any credit.
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I Blame Cosmo for the traffic jams on the way to work this week...as mentioned before.
I Also Blame Cosmo for on Friday the traffic jam on the way home from work. I pretty much spent 2+ hours sitting in traffic for a 3 hours and 20 min work day.
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I Blame Cosmo for the traffic jams on the way to work this week...as mentioned before.
I Also Blame Cosmo for on Friday the traffic jam on the way home from work. I pretty much spent 2+ hours sitting in traffic for a 3 hours and 20 min work day.
You should record your self singing along horribly to songs on the radio, upload it to YouTube, become a hit comedy channel, make money, then get hit by the IRS who takes all your money, because Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for the quickness of sharks and slow reloading of the spear-gun.
During my session of Depth i was eaten several times.
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I blame Cosmo for the quickness of sharks and slow reloading of the spear-gun.
During my session of Depth i was eaten several times.
I blame Cosmo for Wylliam, apparently, not tasting very good.
I also blame Cosmo for the sharks being hungry enough to want to eat the same food another shark hacked up.
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I'm sitting in the kitchen, making burgers for dinner, when my 3 year old nephew comes wandering out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles saying, "poop".
Naturally, I assume he needs to poop, or, he's already pooped and needs wiping. Unfortunately, it was the second option. Oddly enough, I seem him swinging his arms toward the living room and when I look...
Yeah... he dropped his pants, took a squat and pooped in the middle of the living room floor, then pulled his pants back up and went to the bathroom to wipe.
I don't want to say that this scene from South Park flashed through my head, but... I will say I had a sudden urge to get in to unethical sports.
I blame Cosmo for this, naturally.
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I'm sitting in the kitchen, making burgers for dinner, when my 3 year old nephew comes wandering out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles saying, "poop".
Naturally, I assume he needs to poop, or, he's already pooped and needs wiping. Unfortunately, it was the second option. Oddly enough, I seem him swinging his arms toward the living room and when I look...
Yeah... he dropped his pants, took a squat and pooped in the middle of the living room floor, then pulled his pants back up and went to the bathroom to wipe.
I don't want to say that this scene from South Park flashed through my head, but... I will say I had a sudden urge to get in to unethical sports.
I blame Cosmo for this, naturally.
I have a similar story that my Mom like to tell about my older sister (to her eternal embarrassment). But when she was that age...she came to Mom and told her she took a poop on the front enclosed porch. My mom went and looked and could not find it...so she asked her where is it? in Which my sister replied 'Johnson(who was the family dog at the time) took up into his mouth.'
I Blame Cosmo if nobody took the time to clean Johnson's mouth thoroughly after that.
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Poog blame Cosmo for this turning into poop stories.
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I blame Cosmo and The Seifter that my brain is churning over the mechanics of weaponized corn cobs.
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I Blame Cosmo for not favoriting any posts in this thread since Wed.
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I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.
I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.
What is this?
I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.What is this?
When you touch the Starstone, you become a God.
In Mythic Realms, it's stated that when you touch the Starstone, you basically petition a God to sponsor you into being a Demi-God and then you can rise to being a full God.
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Oh I can't believe I forgot to do this...
The last two days I have been late to work due to a traffic jam. I take RT17 South in NJ to work...after the rt4 exit and the Garden State plaza it for some reason ( must be Cosmo doing) the highway becomes two lanes. After about a mile or two they have closed down a lane to cut branches along the side. This caused a traffic Jam from Hell that made me a total of 25 min late for work in two days.
I Blame Cosmo for the above.
You should Blame Cosmo for NJ. Last time I stopped there I got mugged.
I got my money back, but still.I Blame Cosmo for NJ.
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I blame Cosmo for my body aches and the leak in my swimming pool, which I didn't discover until I opened it yesterday. Its also Cosmo's fault that it took me almost 90 minutes to get to work instead of the normal 60, that I forgot my lunch, and that I won't get home until almost 8PM.
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Lots to Blame Him for, so...
I blame Cosmo for
Not having been able to go to my Play By Posts for a week.
The most brutal work schedule in 10 years.
My wife getting surgery.
My Kia needing bearings, not hubs, replaced. Meaning I Must pay some one to do the work instead of doing it myself. Because you need a hydraulic press to get them off and put new ones on. Bearings, 25$ each, labor 500$...
My wife's truck needing brakes, which I can do, but I must purchase new tools, jacks and jack stands for the the taller vehicle.
Meaning it is cheaper to pay some one than to do it myself.
New jack 80$, stands 100$, parts for all 4 wheels 400$, tools 200$.
Pay to have it done, 460$....
Even after my Cool Dude (Ex-employee) Discount at the parts store...
Which means I feel less masculine and now I have failed in my husband/man duties.
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I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.What is this?When you touch the Starstone, you become a God.
In Mythic Realms, it's stated that when you touch the Starstone, you basically petition a God to sponsor you into being a Demi-God and then you can rise to being a full God.
Actually it was not really explained before how it turned you into a god...this is NOT a Recon.
I Blame Cosmo for people not using recon correctly.
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You should Blame Cosmo for NJ. Last time I stopped there I got mugged.
I got my money back, but still.I Blame Cosmo for NJ.
Hey you can get mugged anyplace....
I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty for thinking NJ is the only place you can get mugged.
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Lots to Blame Him for, so...
I blame Cosmo for
Not having been able to go to my Play By Posts for a week.
The most brutal work schedule in 10 years.
My wife getting surgery.
My Kia needing bearings, not hubs, replaced. Meaning I Must pay some one to do the work instead of doing it myself. Because you need a hydraulic press to get them off and put new ones on. Bearings, 25$ each, labor 500$...
My wife's truck needing brakes, which I can do, but I must purchase new tools, jacks and jack stands for the the taller vehicle.
Meaning it is cheaper to pay some one than to do it myself.
New jack 80$, stands 100$, parts for all 4 wheels 400$, tools 200$.
Pay to have it done, 460$....Even after my Cool Dude (Ex-employee) Discount at the parts store...
Which means I feel less masculine and now I have failed in my husband/man duties.
I am a trained auto mechanic I do very minor maintenance on my and my family's cars mostly I take the cars to where I used to work and usually can get a good deal as I am friends with the manager.
But I learned something...I much prefer to have others do the work for a simple reason. If the mess up I can yell at them...if I mess up I got nobody to blame...well except of course Cosmo...but Cosmo never has to pay for or fix the things he causes to go wrong.
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I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.What is this?When you touch the Starstone, you become a God.
In Mythic Realms, it's stated that when you touch the Starstone, you basically petition a God to sponsor you into being a Demi-God and then you can rise to being a full God.
Actually it was not really explained before how it turned you into a god...this is NOT a Recon.
I Blame Cosmo for people not using recon correctly.
I Blame Cosmo for Jk not wanting to scout the Starstone Cathedral with me.
P.S. The irony of the second sentence amuses me to no end.
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I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.What is this?When you touch the Starstone, you become a God.
In Mythic Realms, it's stated that when you touch the Starstone, you basically petition a God to sponsor you into being a Demi-God and then you can rise to being a full God.
Actually it was not really explained before how it turned you into a god...this is NOT a Recon.
I Blame Cosmo for people not using recon correctly.
I Blame Cosmo for Jk not wanting to scout the Starstone Cathedral with me.
P.S. The irony of the second sentence amuses me to no end.
Who said I would not! I would totally scout the Starstone Cathedral with you...or anyplace else.
I Blame Cosmo for people telling Rysky I don't want to go scouting with her.
P.S. I am glad you liked it.
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I Blame Cosmo for the worst retcon I've ever seen since Lucas made Hayden Christensen as Vader's force ghost and made Han shoot second. That piece of crap Starstone write up for Mythic rules. The entirety of it, actually.What is this?When you touch the Starstone, you become a God.
In Mythic Realms, it's stated that when you touch the Starstone, you basically petition a God to sponsor you into being a Demi-God and then you can rise to being a full God.
Actually it was not really explained before how it turned you into a god...this is NOT a Recon.
I Blame Cosmo for people not using recon correctly.
I Blame Cosmo for Jk not wanting to scout the Starstone Cathedral with me.
P.S. The irony of the second sentence amuses me to no end.
Who said I would not! I would totally scout the Starstone Cathedral with you...or anyplace else.
I Blame Cosmo for people telling Rysky I don't want to go scouting with her.
P.S. I am glad you liked it.
So we will be using recon correctly?
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I blame Cosmo for showing up in Depth.
This player called cosmos joined and was eaten very quickly after the start and didn't shoot the sharks at all.
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I Blame Cosmo that I am not sociable or well-adjusted enough to make money monetizing youtube videos... Or to make youtube videos at all...
I also Blame He-Who-Shall-Be-Blamed, that my only potential youtube skill would be angry raving reviews, and Youtube's niche market on Angry Critics has always been filled.
Oh, wait... I forgot. I don't have a mic, save the crappy built in laptop mic... Darn you Cosmo wasting my time blaming you for stuff I can't even think of attempting yet! I blame you!
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Though i'm no great shot, i'm better at shooting sharks than i am at eating divers as the shark.
Damnit Cosmo, because ripping those panicking divers with teeth is sadistically amusing! :/
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*sniff* Cosmo! *sniff* Cosmo, why? *sniff* Why would you end *starts bawling*
*sniff* Cosmo! *sniff* Cosmo, why? *sniff* Why would you end *starts bawling*
0_0..... I.... I need to be alone.... I can't... *sulks off under personal thunder storm*
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It's Cosmo's fault that I've had some really annoying song by 4 non-blondes stuck in my head for two days. Well, that and binge-watching Sense8 until my brain turned to meme-suggestible mush.
But mostly Cosmo.
Since my brain is tormenting me, I'm tormenting it right back by listening to Cher really loud. That'll teach you, brain!
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It's Cosmo's fault that I've had some really annoying song by 4 non-blondes stuck in my head for two days. Well, that and binge-watching Sense8 until my brain turned to meme-suggestible mush.
But mostly Cosmo.
I thought I was the only one with that song now stuck in my head. I should blame the Wachowskis... but of course, I blame Cosmo.
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To drive that song out, an auditory lavage of Pantera, Judas Priest, Imagine Dragons and 'saxophone guy from the Lost Boys soundtrack' seems to have done the trick. Also, I may have stabbed my brain with a Q-tip.
Cosmo wants to retire early, I read in another thread, and my first thought was 'I wonder if he takes souls?' and my second thought was 'He's Cosmo. Of course he does.'
But he never gives change. (Or hope, for that matter.) Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo's bad publicity for Cosmos delisting from the Philippine Stock Exchange.
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Thank Cismo for the phrase 'auditory lavage', which has been added to the Longears arsenal
Cosmo, however, has a lot to answer for, making Naughty Pillbug remind us all of bellowing women in top hats & dreadlocks. Bad! Very bad!
*sniff* Cosmo! *sniff* Cosmo, why? *sniff* Why would you end *starts bawling*
I have to admit, this is a new low, even for Cosmo...
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Cosmo, however, has a lot to answer for, making Naughty Pillbug remind us all of bellowing women in top hats & dreadlocks. Bad! Very bad!
Poog never seen or heard of, Poog probably very lucky?
If so, Poog sympathetically blame Cosmo for your sanity's sake.
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Poog not get what be weird in sentence.
Poog hereby blame Cosmo for Cosmo's doop...duplickat trying to make Poog believe post be suspicious.
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I blame Cosmo that my first website visit this morning had an ongoing passionate discussion about bagels... and now, the cheap glazed donut I actually ate for breakfast has spontaneously transmuted into a lead-like substance. I yearn for delicious, boiled, malty-yeasty, salty, dense chewy, fresh-from-the-oven bagels. Bagels with a thick-ish slather of creme cheese. Bagels in all-sorts of savory, herby, smoky, umami flavors. And the closest available option after a drive would be a sad dead bag of supermarket "bagels". Why Cosmo, why can I maddeningly overwhelmingly crave something I've never actually had an authentic version of?!
And what the hell? There is a apparently a Polish cousin to the bagel, a bialy, that sounds slightly different but equally soul-nourishingly delicious?!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! Why, Cosmo, why do you taunt me so?
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I Blame Cosmo for for on Tuesday there was a safety audit at work...pretty much you have to use all of those 'safe' practices that most people ignore because they just get in the way. If that was not enough I had to unload the worst loaded truck I ever had to unload at UPS....being further hampered by those safety rules.
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I blame Cosmo that, in the week I decided I'd try to actually get some solid reading done and some work on a spreadsheet, I've come down with the dreaded man-flu, and barely managed to make it through GMing a game, let alone working at my computer.
I also blame Cosmo that he has somehow managed to convince James Jacobs that he is "good people", all evidence to the contrary.
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I Blame Cosmo that I am still studying for my maths portion of the GED test, and have not written a single word on any new project or idea that has popped into my head. In other words, I Blame Cosmo that the real world sucks.
I also Blame Cosmo that I do not know where to go to get "I Blame Cosmo" leather bracelet made, so that I can hold it up whenever someone shows me their WWJD leather band.
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I blame Cosmo that you disgusting sacks of meat aren't all dead yet.
