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John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.


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Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.

Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.

I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...


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Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.
I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...

You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.


Artemis Moonstar wrote:
Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.
I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

CALIBRATING AUXILIARY FUEL TANK II FOR FUEL SOURCE "PEOPLE"...


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Mecharagezilla wrote:
Artemis Moonstar wrote:
Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.
I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.
CALIBRATING AUXILIARY FUEL TANK II FOR FUEL SOURCE "PEOPLE"...

I blame Cosmo for the over-abundant fuel source that is India.


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Tels wrote:
Mecharagezilla wrote:
Artemis Moonstar wrote:
Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...

Well that goes without saying.

And yet I said it.
Yes...odd that. It must be Cosmo's doing.
I blame Cosmo for all things ending in tears...
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.
CALIBRATING AUXILIARY FUEL TANK II FOR FUEL SOURCE "PEOPLE"...
I blame Cosmo for the over-abundant fuel source that is India.

I Blame Cosmo for the really cool parallax visual we are creating! :D


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I blame Cosmo for the ever larger walls of text appearing here as of late.


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Chyrone wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the ever larger walls of text appearing here as of late.

I blame Cosmo for Chyrone breaking the pattern! Now we've gotta start all over! Thanks a lot Cosmo!


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I blame Cosmo for Artemis minding. It was going to happen sooner or later.

XD


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Artemis Moonstar wrote:


You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

People jerky? What's that made out of?

I blame Cosmo that nobody knows...


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Thanks to March Madness and the number of individuals streaming the games the network at work's been running rather slow - took me over two hours to run a test that should have taken me 30 minutes...

For that I blame Cosmo.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
You forgot laughs... And rage.... Oh, and people jerky.

...heh. People Jerky.

Heh.


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I blame Cosmo that nobody seems to mind! Here I am tryin' ta do the Fishstick, and they just keep trying to shove Mudkips in my face! It's a very delicate state of mind people!


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I blame Cosmo that my fiance had a run-in with the daedric lord of madness on her pokemon journey.


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I Blame Cosmo for having to work today. Well maybe...I could call out...I do have a sick day...mmm...

I Blame Cosmo for my indecision.


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I blame Cosmo for the meddling cleric remove curseing my afflicted lycanthropy. I really liked being a were-møøse!


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I Blame Cosmo that no one has yet taken Chicken Infested or Were-Sheep as a Flaw, even though I have allowed both in my last two campaigns!


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Feros wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that no one has yet taken Chicken Infested or Were-Sheep as a Flaw, even though I have allowed both in my last two campaigns!

I blame Cosmo you haven't shown them Black Sheep as a recruitment film.


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I blame Cosmo (and Jan) for giving Syfy execs the idea for Mansquito vs. Were-Sheep, when clearly the viewers would much much rather be watching Rysky & Curvy Friends in a wrasslin' reality TV/mythbustering show.

Silver Crusade

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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo (and Jan) for giving Syfy execs the idea for Mansquito vs. Were-Sheep, when clearly the viewers would much much rather be watching Rysky & Curvy Friends in a wrasslin' reality TV/mythbustering show.

... I'd watch it.


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I Blame Cosmo for the 2 inches of snow we got today...on the first day of spring...after most of the snow from this season has melted.


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I blame Cosmo for Master Kretzer not blaming the snow on the real villain, who is sitting in NYC with his M.A.R.S. Industries Weather Dominator sipping bubble tea.


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... I blame Cosmo that my sense of jaded indifference to humanity is being corroded bit by bit. Now I'll have to keep track of who the good ones are.


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Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo (and Jan) for giving Syfy execs the idea for Mansquito vs. Were-Sheep, when clearly the viewers would much much rather be watching Rysky & Curvy Friends in a wrasslin' reality TV/mythbustering show.
... I'd watch it.

My money is on the Adam and Jamie building a massive mech to overwhelm their Curvy opponents.

I'd watch that.


Game Master Scotty wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo (and Jan) for giving Syfy execs the idea for Mansquito vs. Were-Sheep, when clearly the viewers would much much rather be watching Rysky & Curvy Friends in a wrasslin' reality TV/mythbustering show.
... I'd watch it.

My money is on the Adam and Jamie building a massive mech to overwhelm their Curvy opponents.

I'd watch that.

That would still be better than that crappy... "Reality Busters" I recently found on local TV. Imagine Mythbusters, but trying to prove the existence of God.

Something about some sail and not even fire destroying it must prove in the existence of the magical old man sitting on a cloud with a voyeurism fetish keeping an eye on EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!

...

Yeah, I'd rather watch Rysky and friends. Or Adam and Jamie....

And I WANT to blame Cosmo for Reality Busters... I really, really do... But something in me doubts that even he is that sick and twisted.


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Sop I am about to finish Zellohar with book 1 of the Cornerstone trilogy by Chris A Jackson( he wrote the Pathfinder Tales: Pirate's Honor and Pirate's Promise) and realize I'll have to wait at least a couple of days before the next two books arrive from B&N. Obviously this is all Cosmo's doing.


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I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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John Kretzer wrote:
I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(

Just sayin'...


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Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(
Just sayin'...

Oh I all ready had a lengthy discussion via e-mail with Mr. Jackson over his Pirate's books and probably will send him a e-mail when I finish the trilogy.

But that does not help me with the other books I read or just to discuss these great books with other people.

I Blame Cosmo for Cosmo for not helping. ;)


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John Kretzer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I also blame Cosmo that my friends don't read so I have no one to discuss books with. :(
Just sayin'...

Oh I all ready had a lengthy discussion via e-mail with Mr. Jackson over his Pirate's books and probably will send him a e-mail when I finish the trilogy.

But that does not help me with the other books I read or just to discuss these great books with other people.

I Blame Cosmo for Cosmo for not helping. ;)

I blame Cosmo for John thinking Cosmo might be helpful. It's obvious he already knew you'd had these discussions and provided a link to raise your hopes a little before he crushed them.


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I thought he maybe helping so I would be happy...than later when I think Cosmo might not be that bad he would crush me in a unrelated way...

I Blame Cosmo for Tels underestimating Cosmo's capacity for long term planning of inflicting true despair and suffering.


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I Blame Cosmo for the unnecessary and stupid drama inflicted on my family by one of my nieces.


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I Blame Cosmo for mandatory familial obligations.

"My family is a gift from God, which is good because I wouldn't have paid for them." One of the great truths. :D


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Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for mandatory familial obligations.

"My family is a gift from God, which is good because I wouldn't have paid for them." One of the great truths. :D

My brother used to say...'You choose your friends; you get stuck with your family'. I don't know if he got somewhere...but yeah family can bring you down.

For that I Blame Cosmo.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for mandatory familial obligations.

"My family is a gift from God, which is good because I wouldn't have paid for them." One of the great truths. :D

My brother used to say...'You choose your friends; you get stuck with your family'. I don't know if he got somewhere...but yeah family can bring you down.

For that I Blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo that mine has all but ruined my life, and why I am now forced to ask random strangers for charity to fund the only job training I qualify for without a GED that holds any real hope for advancement... Being a security guard. Which, knowing my luck, I am going to get shot in the ass on my first day. A job I need so I can finally get some semblance of a life, take care of my girlfriend, and pay for a GED to get more training to get a better career -_-.

(If anyone's interested in dropping spare change in my proverbial hat, the link to my GoFundMe campaign is in my profile. If anyone feels charitable but can't donate, please share it wherever you can?)

I also blame Cosmo that I do not know how to contact a forum admin to know if it's against the TOS to drop my GoFundMe link in it's own thread in the off-topic section.

... Should Cosmo be blamed for life-ruination? I thought he just kinda... You know... Collected tears of sorrow and despair to go with his screams of rage and howls of terror as seasoning on his salad...


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I blame Cosmo that my thing to blame seems insignificant now compared to that of the other recent posters.

But I will anyway... I've finally gotten around to watching Deadwood for the last week. While I was driving today, I discovered that c*cks*ck*r had replaced all my usual exclamations at bad drivers. I blame Cosmo for that.

Edit: And I also blame Cosmo for the poor fools who attempted to make a drinking game out of swearing in Deadwood and died of alcohol poisoning halfway through the first episode.


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I blame Cosmo that I'm now envious of Pillbug for getting to experience Deadwood for the first time.


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Artemis Moonstar wrote:

I also blame Cosmo that I do not know how to contact a forum admin to know if it's against the TOS to drop my GoFundMe link in it's own thread in the off-topic section.

I Blame Cosmo that I have to tell you this...but I have seen other threads with links to GoFundMe.


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I Blame Cosmo for not being able to give more to Artemis Moonstar GoFundMe thingee...maybe at the end of the week when I get paid.


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I blame Cosmo that the Pathfinder community is pretty awesome (considering they account for 90% of my donations at the moment. I can't figure out who this one guy is though).


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo that my thing to blame seems insignificant now compared to that of the other recent posters.

That is OK...I am sure Cosmo is just saving up something extra special for you...

All though...

I Blame Cosmo for concentrating on me a lot lately.


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Artemis Moonstar wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the Pathfinder community is pretty awesome (considering they account for 90% of my donations at the moment. I can't figure out who this one guy is though).

Um...that does not make sense....

I Blame Cosmo!!!

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I blame Cosmo that my GM won't let my 1st level Ranger take Favored Enemy (kaiju).


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Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my GM won't let my 1st level Ranger take Favored Enemy (kaiju).

Of course! Everyone knows that Cosmo has manipulated the media so that only other Kaiju or Super Sentai teams can take Favored Enemy (Kaiju)!

Curse you Cosmooo!!!!


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I Blame Cosmo for my cat, Floyd, taking up as much space on my bed that it is impossible for me to lay down without getting scratch.


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I Blame Cosmo for my minion, John, being ungrateful with the parts of the bed I left him.


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I Blame Cosmo for Floyd getting more favorites than me in the last two posts.


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I Blame Cosmo for John Kretzer not realizing that cats will some day rule the universe, and to rail against their awesome adorable cuteness is folly.


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I blame Cosmo for the incredibly silly conversation I was just part of on Facebook.

[Edit] On the off chance someone wishes to read the silly conversation, I've included captures of it here: How Burlmulgash Hammerforge came to be.

I'm the one with the beard, by the way...

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