Wait, what?!?! When did this happen?Once again, I have been gifted with more semi-stale peppermint candy canes, which I started munching on today between voting and tinkering on new Wayfinder beasties. I blame Cosmo for the inevitable stomachache that is sure to follow.Weirdest. Suicidal. Tendency. Ever.I can resist any other type of food or beverage--even other flavors of mint--but I can rarely resist peppermint in any form.
I blame Cosmo that the Paizo gninja is sick.
What Rysky said. :-(
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Wait, what?!?! When did this happen?Once again, I have been gifted with more semi-stale peppermint candy canes, which I started munching on today between voting and tinkering on new Wayfinder beasties. I blame Cosmo for the inevitable stomachache that is sure to follow.Weirdest. Suicidal. Tendency. Ever.I can resist any other type of food or beverage--even other flavors of mint--but I can rarely resist peppermint in any form.
I blame Cosmo that the Paizo gninja is sick.
I blame Cosmo that I can't send a hot toddy to sick gninja via TCP/IP.
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I managed to send a steak and kidney pie to Kajehase once via psychic matter transference, so a hot toddy should be doable.
NNNNGH! OOOOH! AAAAGH!
If that didn't work, it's Cosmo's fault , as are the spoken word segments on Moody Blues records
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I managed to send a steak and kidney pie to Kajehase once via psychic matter transference, so a hot toddy should be doable.
If that didn't work, it's Cosmo's fault , as are the spoken word segments on Moody Blues records
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I managed to send a steak and kidney pie to Kajehase once via psychic matter transference, so a hot toddy should be doable.
If that didn't work, it's Cosmo's fault , as are the spoken word segments on Moody Blues records
all for Freehold, all for Freehold!
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I blame Cosmo for my lack of sleep during my trip.
I blame Cosmo for my lack of sleep during my trip.
Were you driving at the time?
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I blame Cosmo for that recipe for "healthy" peanut brittle. It's healthy because it tastes awful and no one would want to eat it.
Oh look, more candy canes! NOM!
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I blame Cosmo for my GM dice failing me, my encounters become a cakewalk due to it.
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I blame Cosmo for Waffle Irons making m life lazier.
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I blame Cosmo for my lack of sleep during my trip.Were you driving at the time?
Praise Sara Marie, no. But it did make the rest of the driving difficult for which I blame Cosmo.
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Oh MY! So many hoo-mahn children across the globe who joyously unwrapped their presents... and then realized they didn't get everything they wanted! So much disappointment and sadness flowing through the psychosphere, with all currents leading to His Most Blameful! He shall feast indeed!
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I Blame Cosmo my usual bout of depression and loneliness I go through this time of year.
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I also blame Cosmo for the depression and loneliness Master Kretzer, and others, are experiencing. :(
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I blame Cosmo for the absence of snow during christmas.
How you manage to pull off your epic feats of chicanery Cosmo I will never know.
He has a deal with the assembly worker. For every full box worth of chocolates, Cosmo gets the person a world significant NPC. Hence there'll be missing pieces on occasion.
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For the last few days, I have been worrying about becoming sick... and about a half hour ago, the worrying has given me a headache. Thanks alot, Cosmo.
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So, as part of the family Christmas surprise, we ordered a new Playstation, games, rechargeable remote controllers, etc.
Much joy was had upon its unwrapping.
Then we tried to hook it up to our TV.
Our eight year old, bought on discount at the end of the year, discontinued model mark down TV.
And....
Our TV is too old, yes, too old to have the Play station.
Have to purchase a new tv to use new PLaystation.
...
I blame Cosmo.
Oh MY! So many hoo-mahn children across the globe who joyously unwrapped their presents... and then realized they didn't get everything they wanted! So much disappointment and sadness flowing through the psychosphere, with all currents leading to His Most Blameful! He shall feast indeed!
I would blame family members not knowing the differences between a NES and a PS4/XBOne before blaming Cosmo.
So, as part of the family Christmas surprise, we ordered a new Playstation, games, rechargeable remote controllers, etc.
Much joy was had upon its unwrapping.
Then we tried to hook it up to our TV.
Our eight year old, bought on discount at the end of the year, discontinued model mark down TV.
And....
Our TV is too old, yes, too old to have the Play station.
Have to purchase a new tv to use new PLaystation.
...
I blame Cosmo.
PS1? should have some adaptor you can buy. PS3/PS4? they are pretty much 'HDTV required'.
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Once again, I have been gifted with more semi-stale peppermint candy canes, which I started munching on today between voting and tinkering on new Wayfinder beasties. I blame Cosmo for the inevitable stomachache that is sure to follow.Weirdest. Suicidal. Tendency. Ever.
No, THIS is the weirdest Suicidal Tendency ever.
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Oh MY! So many hoo-mahn children across the globe who joyously unwrapped their presents... and then realized they didn't get everything they wanted! So much disappointment and sadness flowing through the psychosphere, with all currents leading to His Most Blameful! He shall feast indeed!I would blame family members not knowing the differences between a NES and a PS4/XBOne before blaming Cosmo.
PS1? should have some adaptor you can buy. PS3/PS4? they are pretty much 'HDTV required'.So, as part of the family Christmas surprise, we ordered a new Playstation, games, rechargeable remote controllers, etc.
Much joy was had upon its unwrapping.
Then we tried to hook it up to our TV.
Our eight year old, bought on discount at the end of the year, discontinued model mark down TV.
And....
Our TV is too old, yes, too old to have the Play station.
Have to purchase a new tv to use new PLaystation.
...
I blame Cosmo.
So my wife has discovered.
And she is the one in charge of technology, so she can not Blame Cosmo.
For which, she Blames Cosmo for not being able to Blame Cosmo for her failing.
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I blame Cosmo for the absence of snow during christmas.
It has started snowing after christmas for the past few days. Since all the snow has also frozen, i've been going 80 rounds against the ice on my car's windows.
For that, i blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for the absence of snow during christmas.
It has started snowing after christmas for the past few days. Since all the snow has also frozen, i've been going 80 rounds against the ice on my car's windows.
For that, i blame Cosmo.
Ummm, while you can blame Cosmo for your snow problems, for best results I'd instead suggest taking the reindeer and useless elves and visiting Snow Miser to persuade him for a reprieve. Just remember to praise his song and dance skills.
I blame Cosmo for Chyrone accidentally hitting 0 and getting an operator (me) instead of waiting for infinity-1 on hold.
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I blame Cosmo that what was supposed to be a 750 word Wayfinder submission has ballooned into 1774 words, and I hate to cut any of it.
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As I begin to chew my way through this Holiday goodie bundle from my sister, I must blame Cosmo that said sister does not seem to grasp the difference between baking powder (which she seems to have used) and baking soda (which she should have used) when making chocolate chip cookies.
I suppose I should also blame Cosmo that I am ungrateful... after all, it hasn't stopped me from already eating three of these "cookies" and eyeing up the rest.
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I blame Cosmo that Ambrosia is now the real account, and now I'm just an alias... oh whoa is me!
As I begin to chew my way through this Holiday goodie bundle from my sister, I must blame Cosmo that said sister does not seem to grasp the difference between baking powder (which she seems to have used) and baking soda (which she should have used) when making chocolate chip cookies.
I suppose I should also blame Cosmo that I am ungrateful... after all, it hasn't stopped me from already eating three of these "cookies" and eyeing up the rest.
I did that once as a kid in junior high home ec...hilarious.
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I blame Cosmo that Ambrosia is now the real account, and now I'm just an alias... oh whoa is me!
It's mine, you understand! {stomps on alias} All mine! Get back in there- Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I blame Cosmo that Ambrosia is now the real account, and now I'm just an alias... oh whoa is me!
don't take it personally. It's just that amby is hotter...
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I Blame Cosmo for the cut I got on my pinky finger at work today.
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I Blame Cosmo that my 'friends' never seem to invite me to their New Years Eve parties...leaving me alone with my seemingly true and loyal friend name depression, loneliness, and pain.
I Blame Cosmo for the large amount of angst that was in the above.
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I Blame Cosmo that so many people live so far away from other people in the Paizo community, making it challenging to have them over.
I also blame Cosmo that I have no New Years Eve party to invite Mr. Kretzer to.
And I Blame Cosmo for the company giving me two free cases of beer, that I have to to wait till the weekend to drink.
But my fridge is not big enough to cool them both cases down.
That's on you as well Cosmo!
Happy New Years!
If it's not, I blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer's 2015 is already off to sucky start, and that only poor mending Floyd is there to keep him company.
I blame Cosmo that Rysky is probably up to something. {squints suspiciously}
I blame Cosmo that somewhere, Donkey Kong is plotting to fling more kegs at Game Master Scotty.
I blame Cosmo that several of my neighbors were inconsiderate enough to light off illegal fireworks and scare all the neighborhood pets.
I blame Cosmo that a single La Fin du Monde has enough alcohol to kick my ass.
And finally, I blame Cosmo that I couldn't think up anything funnier or slightly life-affirming to post here.
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I blame Cosmo that everyone from New England sends maple syrup to family for Christmas, and 73% of it ends up splattered all over the floor in the post office, where I have to clean it up. (I'm sure that's also sad for the people whose Christmas gift is a box full of sticky broken glass and an apology from the postal service...)
I blame Cosmo that anything worth watching on TV has gone on haitus for the last two weeks. 200 channels and nothing is on!
I blame Cosmo for the cold I've had for two weeks. Coughing fits so bad that I got light-headed and saw stars. Delerium dreams about zombies and serial killers. The inability to taste the only magical thing left in this season, eggnog. Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo that Set (as well as anyone else) finds that vile stuff drinkable.I do NOT blame Cosmo for my earlier discovery that drinking an entire quart of eggnog leads to an upset tummy that feels like it's full of concrete. That's all on me. :)
And lo, on the first day of the first month of the year 2015, Cosmo fooled another innocent into the mistaken belief that Cosmo was not to blame.
For Cosmo's ways are subtle, and cruel.
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I blame Cosmo for the amount of randomly spread out days off in the last three weeks causing me to completely lose track of which day of the week it is.
I blame Cosmo for the amount of randomly spread out days off in the last three weeks causing me to completely lose track of which day of the week it is.
It's wabbit season.
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I blame Cosmo for people not understanding that I have no control over the diet they are put on and its not my fault all they have had to eat today was broth......also smurf
I blame Cosmo for the amount of randomly spread out days off in the last three weeks causing me to completely lose track of which day of the week it is.It's wabbit season.
Duck season!
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I blame Cosmo for my players consistently using the "pew pew!" noises every time they use a wand of magic missiles. It's getting old.
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It's wabbit season.Duck season!
Rysky season!