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I blame Cosmo for no Succubi barbarians.

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COSMO!!!!

I blame Cosmo for making it rain/thunder/lightning while in the middle of demo project.

I blame Cosmo for waiting until I put tools away for tomorrow, then the clouds break, sun shines.

COSMO!!!!

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for having to get up at 6:15 for the next few years.

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to get up at 6:15 for the next few years.

Regarding "early to rise", just remember the words of one of our great American philosophers...

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Cosmo wrote:
lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having to get up at 6:15 for the next few years.
Regarding "early to rise", just remember the words of one of our great American philosophers...

So you still keep in touch with family eh ?

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I blame Cosmo for Mr. Lis.


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I blame Cosmo for not having something to blame him for in a while.


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I blame Cosmo that it's not time to go home yet.


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I blame Cosmo for my friend and I wanting to play Munchkin but having no third player.

I blame Cosmo for Munchkin becoming awfully drawn out when you're two people each trying to be 2 players at once. (Not being able to keep track of both hands of cards at once).

I also blame Cosmo for me backstabbing myself during the schizophrenic Munchkin game.

It is now 1AM, and I'm neither sleeping not sleepy. I blame Cosmo.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for shaving cuts.


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I Blame Cosmo for adding salt to shaving cuts.


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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for shaving cuts.

I blame Cosmo for reading this as "shaving cats"...


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Oladon wrote:
lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for shaving cuts.

I blame Cosmo for reading this as "shaving cats"...

I blame Cosmo for the urge to make inappropriate jokes.


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I blame Cosmo for making my iPad no longer work.

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I blame ... you know? No. I'm pretty good today.


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I blame Cosmo for AA not managing to find anything to blame Cosmo for.

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
I blame ... you know? No. I'm pretty good today.

Day ain't over yet...

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New Theory: Cosmo is a Mythic Sorcerer with a Mythic Flaw that requires him to feast upon the tears of suffering each day, least he lose his Mythic Powers forever. Therefore, he spreads suffering and angst throughout the land so that he might lap up the tasty tears that us mortals excrete for his dining pleasure.

Because what's more important? Our dreams and happiness, or Cosmo's ability to cast spells that he doesn't know that ignore spell resistance a few times each day?

Silver Crusade

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Gestalt Wizard/Soceror. More spells that way.

I blame Cosmo for being such an extremely powerful spellcaster.

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Nah, Synthesist, the moustache is his Eidolon.


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I blame Cosmo that I still have to wait over an hour for my massage.

Silver Crusade

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I blaem Cosmo for the sudden storm.


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lucky7 wrote:
I blaem Cosmo for the sudden storm.

You too?

I Blame Cosmo for lucky7 typo.


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I blame Cosmo for having to reschedule my massage for next week due to a meeting. :(


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that I can't sit at my computer without getting cold feet.

I also blame him because that didn't come out the way I intended, and I can hear the rest of you giggling.


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In Soviet Russia, Cosmo blames YOU!


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I blame Cosmo that my back hurts.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for rental book times.


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I blame Cosmo for PCs.

(I don't think that one's been done. I've blamed GMs on him in the past, but now the roles are reversed...)

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I blame Cosmo for the 2 hour drive down to Atlanta in the morning that I have to endure to get to DragonCon.


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Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for PCs.

(I don't think that one's been done. I've blamed GMs on him in the past, but now the roles are reversed...)

I think we are safe as PC could stand for Personal Computer...or Political Correctness. So you could blame Cosmo three times for 'PC' and mean something different.

For this I Blame Cosmo.

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I blame Cosmo for not being able to complain about GMs or PCs.


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I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.

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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.

Is her name Wanda ?


Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.
Is her name Wanda ?

No...it is Allison.

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Close enough

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Man, Cosmo, I know I shouldn't have rubbed it in when yesterday was going smoothly for me, but did you REALLY have to delay my Reaper Miniatures order?

Its bad enough that I won't get it in time for our game on Saturday, but its just plain cruel of you to arrange for my package to arrive WHILE my game is commencing. You know I like to paint my miniatures, and I'm sure you know how much of a pain it is to convert a kitsune.

Sigh.


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Rysky wrote:
Nah, Synthesist, the moustache is his Eidolon.

I blame Cosmo because that image is now in my head. Frantically scrambling for the mental floss.

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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.

...


Cosmo wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my younger sister moving back in today. Actualy considering how she makes everybody's life around her maybe Cosmo should date my sister.
...

No...I can't actualy allow even Cosmo to date my younger sister...I can't do that to even him.

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I blame Cosmo that they moved the Vendors Hall to a differant building, and that they don't open till 1

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for Green Lantern costumes being so hot.

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I blame Cosmo that I got a call from a number I didn't know from Seattle, I got excited thinking it was somebody from Paizo... It was a spambot telemarketer. Not cool Cosmo :(


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Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I got a call from a number I didn't know from Seattle, I got excited thinking it was somebody from Paizo... It was a spambot telemarketer. Not cool Cosmo :(

I can definitely see Cosmo inventing telemarketing and needing to be blamed for it. It sounds like a concept he would think of.


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I blame Cosmo for Private Winger and Ziskey needing to take the EM150 into Czechoslovakia.

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It's probably Cosmo's fault that I named my cats after mythological deities.
It's definitely Cosmo's fault that they took it seriously.


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I Blame Cosmo for my day today. How was it worst than any other day you ask? Well first I went to work and unloaded boxes from movable ovens they call 'trucks'. Than I got home and discovered my Dad's tire was completely flat due to a nail in the tire( I am not going to name any names but it starts with a C). This is of course after I have showered and stuff...so I had to put on a spare tire using a crappy jack probably invented by Cosmo and needed to take a shower again. Now tomorrow I have to get up early to take my Dad's car down to the local auto shop run by a former manager of mine. So again Thanks alot Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for insomnia.


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I blame Cosmo for causing my iPad to have a bad "logic board". What do you have against logic Cosmo?

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JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for causing my iPad to have a bad "logic board". What do you have against logic Cosmo?

Too constraining.

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