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Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for my character not understanding Common and thus does not have probable cause for stabbing the Chelaxian worshipper of Asmodeus who is currently the party leader in the face... Yet.


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I blame Cosmo for making my buy the Adventure Card Game! If you hadn't pointed out it was almost gone.....


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I blame Cosmo for not allowing me the opportunity to blame him in person.

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I blame Cosmo for my GM having a life outside of mindlessly running games for me at my whim.

I thank Cosmo for having a life outside of mildlessly running games at my players' whims.

I blame Cosmo for making me have the aforementioned double-standard.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being such a pain in the a** !!
I Blame Cosmo for Iceyshadow not kicking out the pain in the ass player.
I blame Cosmo for John complaining about complaining.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky complaining about my complaining about complaining when I was not complaining at all.

Also...still no shipping e-mails and PDFs....I am wondering how long Cosmo can keep torturing like this....

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being such a pain in the a** !!
I Blame Cosmo for Iceyshadow not kicking out the pain in the ass player.
I blame Cosmo for John complaining about complaining.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky complaining about my complaining about complaining when I was not complaining at all.

Also...still no shipping e-mails and PDFs....I am wondering how long Cosmo can keep torturing like this....

hehe serves you right for doing that thing you were doing... or not doing.

Silver Crusade

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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being such a pain in the a** !!
I Blame Cosmo for Iceyshadow not kicking out the pain in the ass player.
I blame Cosmo for John complaining about complaining.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky complaining about my complaining about complaining when I was not complaining at all.

Also...still no shipping e-mails and PDFs....I am wondering how long Cosmo can keep torturing like this....

hehe serves you right for doing that thing you were doing... or not doing.

I blame Cosmo for that combo breaker.


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being such a pain in the a** !!
I Blame Cosmo for Iceyshadow not kicking out the pain in the ass player.
I blame Cosmo for John complaining about complaining.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky complaining about my complaining about complaining when I was not complaining at all.

Also...still no shipping e-mails and PDFs....I am wondering how long Cosmo can keep torturing like this....

hehe serves you right for doing that thing you were doing... or not doing.

Ok you win...I bow to your superiority in this instance...

And Blame Cosmo for loosing.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for one of my players being such a pain in the a** !!
I Blame Cosmo for Iceyshadow not kicking out the pain in the ass player.
I blame Cosmo for John complaining about complaining.

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky complaining about my complaining about complaining when I was not complaining at all.

Also...still no shipping e-mails and PDFs....I am wondering how long Cosmo can keep torturing like this....

hehe serves you right for doing that thing you were doing... or not doing.

Ok you win...I bow to your superiority in this instance...

And Blame Cosmo for loosing.

Yay :3

I blame Cosmo that I won that argument... Debate? Contest? Battle of wills? Friendly chat?

Again, I blame Cosmo for me having my smart phone next to me when I should really be getting some sleep.


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I blame Cosmo for having the song Mr. Roboto stuck in my head.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Drock11 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having the song Mr. Roboto stuck in my head.

DOMO!domo...

DOMO!domo...


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I blame Cosmo for me having Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head the entirety of Gen Con. Do you really hate me so much, Cosmo?

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Brandon Verkennes wrote:
I blame Cosmo for me having Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head the entirety of Gen Con. Do you really hate me so much, Cosmo?

For better understanding...

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo wrote:
Brandon Verkennes wrote:
I blame Cosmo for me having Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head the entirety of Gen Con. Do you really hate me so much, Cosmo?
For better understanding...

:3 apparently so

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Why have we never heard any stories about the campaigns that Cosmo plays in? What is he hiding from us? Is he really a gamer, or is he just a wannabe?

Or even worse, do all campaigns that Cosmo runs meet a grisly, untimely end at the hands of the soul-devouring eldritch abomination that is ... GameMaster Cosmo.

squeak


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Alexander Augunas wrote:
Why have we never heard any stories about the campaigns that Cosmo plays in? What is he hiding from us? Is he really a gamer, or is he just a wannabe?

Cosmo is "Tiny," "Tiny is Cosmo.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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GM Lilith wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
Why have we never heard any stories about the campaigns that Cosmo plays in? What is he hiding from us? Is he really a gamer, or is he just a wannabe?
Cosmo is "Tiny," "Tiny is Cosmo.

TINY MAKE GOOD SMASHES! Is good time!


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On Mikaze's behalf, I blame Cosmo for James Jacobs spoiling a tiny amount of Wrath of the Righteous.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for not telling us about his slightly more evil twin.


So Cosmo shaves, and Ben Affleck gets cast as Batman. Coincidence? I doubt it.


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I got my shipping notification for my subscription today...

I now blame Cosmo for have to wait about a week to get the physical copies.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that, although I make superior noises about not wanting to go to cruddy, plebian cons, in my secret heart of hearts, I am actually green with GenCon envy.

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My Core Rulebook is falling apart. I blame Cosmo for my having been too lazy to open up PFSRD these last few years and spare it further torment.

Also the heat death of the universe. That's all on Cosmo.


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So next Gencon I say that Pazio sell(or gives away) T-shirts that say "I Blame Cosmo..."

That alone with overshadow D&D Next release. ;)

oh back on topic...

I Blame Cosmo the canel;ation of Firefly...I don't think anybody used that one yet...

<eh if they did I blame Cosmo for repeating this in this thread.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:

So next Gencon I say that Pazio sell(or gives away) T-shirts that say "I Blame Cosmo..."

That alone with overshadow D&D Next release. ;)

oh back on topic...

I Blame Cosmo the canel;ation of Firefly...I don't think anybody used that one yet...

<eh if they did I blame Cosmo for repeating this in this thread.

I blame Cosmo for the fact that I would indeed pay money for a good I Blame Cosmo shirt


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Stay calm and Blame Cosmo


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John Kretzer wrote:

So next Gencon I say that Pazio sell(or gives away) T-shirts that say "I Blame Cosmo..."

That alone with overshadow D&D Next release. ;)

oh back on topic...

I Blame Cosmo the canel;ation of Firefly...I don't think anybody used that one yet...

<eh if they did I blame Cosmo for repeating this in this thread.

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo For The Cancelation of Firefly.

I Blame Cosmo for the for taking that goat's job.

I Blame Cosmo for my campaign about to come to the End.

I Blame Cosmo For the new campaign I am about to start.

Page 10 :P

I blame Cosmo for John running out of things to blame Cosmo for, forcing him to Blame Cosmo for something he's already blamed Cosmo for.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for this ungodly hour.


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Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

So next Gencon I say that Pazio sell(or gives away) T-shirts that say "I Blame Cosmo..."

That alone with overshadow D&D Next release. ;)

oh back on topic...

I Blame Cosmo the canel;ation of Firefly...I don't think anybody used that one yet...

<eh if they did I blame Cosmo for repeating this in this thread.

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo For The Cancelation of Firefly.

I Blame Cosmo for the for taking that goat's job.

I Blame Cosmo for my campaign about to come to the End.

I Blame Cosmo For the new campaign I am about to start.

Page 10 :P

I blame Cosmo for John running out of things to blame Cosmo for, forcing him to Blame Cosmo for something he's already blamed Cosmo for.

I blame Cosmo for Tel's great memory or time enough to look up that I repeated myself in this thread.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for worms.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Tels wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

So next Gencon I say that Pazio sell(or gives away) T-shirts that say "I Blame Cosmo..."

That alone with overshadow D&D Next release. ;)

oh back on topic...

I Blame Cosmo the canel;ation of Firefly...I don't think anybody used that one yet...

<eh if they did I blame Cosmo for repeating this in this thread.

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo For The Cancelation of Firefly.

I Blame Cosmo for the for taking that goat's job.

I Blame Cosmo for my campaign about to come to the End.

I Blame Cosmo For the new campaign I am about to start.

Page 10 :P

I blame Cosmo for John running out of things to blame Cosmo for, forcing him to Blame Cosmo for something he's already blamed Cosmo for.

I blame Cosmo for Tel's great memory or time enough to look up that I repeated myself in this thread.

I blame Cosmo for John not having enough time to type "firefly" into the thread search and looking for any hits.

I blame Cosmo for myself having enough time to type "firefly" into the thread search and looking for any hits, at 3:30 in the morning.

[Edit] I also blame Cosmo for this sinfully delicious maple log donut I'm stuffing my face with.

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I blame Cosmo for the "Woman Have Won the War" thread. Like, seriously Cosmo? Why are you allowing that thread to prosper? I lose a little more hope in humanity every time I read that thread's title.


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I blame Cosmo for thirst.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for being too busy to...ope, got a call. I guess I'll finish my blame later.


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I blame Cosmo that it feels like 5pm and isn't. :(


I blame Cosmo for Draw Something 2 not finding my games anymore after I paid for it.

I blame Cosmo for most of my gaming group living across the country from me.

As a consequence, I also blame Cosmo for us only having played with everyone in the same room once in the one and a half years that I've been part of the group.

EDIT: Oh my god, I had been waiting for hours, and suddenly after posting this, Draw Something 2 suddenly found my games... did Cosmo take pity on me?

Silver Crusade

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I blame COsmo for only showing pity to one person.


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I blame Cosmo for people thinking he took pity on someone, and that it wasn't a plot to raise people's hopes before dashing them on the rocks.

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for the unfortunate weld-gun-ejecta/nipple incident at work tonight.


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I blame Cosmo for heightening the terror of the inevitable weld-gun-ejecta/genital incident that we now know he has planned.

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I thought you might be interested to know that I am now blaming you for things on a subconscious level, Cosmo.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for having him ruin my Zen time.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for a streak of writer's block at the edge of our dead line

Silver Crusade

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Alexander Augunas wrote:
I thought you might be interested to know that I am now blaming you for things on a subconscious level, Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for AA's subconscious and dream constructs also blaming Cosmo.

Congratulations Cosmo, we now have undeniable proof your a bogeyman interconnected with all dreams, somewhere out there is someone who, despite not knowing of you, will blame you and the dream will agree with them.

Cosmo. Reviled and feared in this reality and the next.

:3

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Rysky wrote:

Congratulations Cosmo, we now have undeniable proof your a bogeyman interconnected with all dreams, somewhere out there is someone who, despite not knowing of you, will blame you and the dream will agree with them.

Cosmo. Reviled and feared in this reality and the next.

:3

Or a Denizen of Leng.

Silver Crusade

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Possible, but he does have a bogeyman as his avatar pic.

Dark Archive

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Rysky wrote:
Possible, but he does have a bogeyman as his avatar pic.

Classic misdirection.

Plus he defies easy classification. Sometimes, when the question is 'is Cosmo a mind-shattering eldritch horror who sails across nightmare gulfs between the planes' or 'is Cosmo a malicious trickster who steals your breath when you sleep' the answer is 'yes, to both.'

Silver Crusade

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So he's a multifaceted horror, like Nylarthotep ?


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I blame Cosmo for the skunk that lives near my house and feels the need to randomly spray it's musk every other night while I have the windows open.

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
EDIT: Oh my god, I had been waiting for hours, and suddenly after posting this, Draw Something 2 suddenly found my games... did Cosmo take pity on me?

I would like to say that even Cosmo lets things slip through the cracks every now and then and we get a reprieve, but it's just more likely that he has hatched an even more insidious plot that required the finding of your games either against somebody else or maybe against you.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for something.

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