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I blame Cosmo for Shelbyville.

And Wollerton *spit*

And the fact that probably only Canadians will understand the second reference.


Drock11 wrote:

I often go through a part of a city nearby and no matter what route I take, the direction I come from while going through it, or what time I go through it I almost always seem to be stopped by the traffic lights there. It's quite irritating. I can never hit a green light in stride.

I know that some traffic engineer might have done a bad job with them, but a much more likely answer is that Cosmo secretly reprogrammed them all.

I think I should also check to make sure I don't have a hidden tracking device on my car. I can see Cosmo programming the lights to turn red when I come near them. Now that I think about it I should check anyhow. Cosmo could have a lot of uses for putting a tracking unit on something of mine to fulfill his countless nefarious plots.

It's not the car that might have a tracking device, it's you. Do you recall any time in the last few months when you had a particularly restful sleep? Do you think that was an accident? It's too late now, it's already inside.

Dark Archive

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Cosmo has had a lot of luck with ether.

I blame Cosmo that I don't even find that alarming anymore.


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I blame Cosmo for Seneca Crane's freaky beard.


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Justin Bieber rumored to be playing Robin in Batman vs Superman. Ben Affleck is already Batman...

What the hell Cosmo?


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I Blanr Cosmo fir typod

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for surrealist art.


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Cosmo is obviously to blame for the fact that Feiya has had the time and GPs to go shopping at Dark Garden, while I'm still saving up.


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I Blame Cosmo for hitting my head hard at work today while clearing a jam.


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I blame Cosmo for lack of internets.

I also blame Cosmo for not favoriting my last post in this thread.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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I blame Cosmo for not being present at the office today so I can blame him in person.


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How dare he!

I blame Cosmo for inconveniencing Sara Marie!

Contributor

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I blame Cosmo for my expectations being too high. Adjust them, Cosmo!


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I blame Cosmo for 10-in-the-morning assignment deadlines.

Grand Lodge

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I hit my head on a robot tonight.

Thanks a lot, Cosmo *shakes fist & scowls*


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Everything is actually Samuel L. Jackson's fault, but apparently Cosmo feels it necessary to steal the spotlight from this poor barely-recognized ignored-by-Hollywood struggling actor. Please let Sam Jackson take the blame and finally gain a little taste of popularity, won't you Cosmo?


Wow, can't believe the crack guy let SLJ walk out without paying for his gum.


COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!


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My next bookcase is just about full, the majority of it from Paizo products. I blame Cosmo for that. I knew when I bought it I should have gotten the five shelf version instead of the three. Somehow Cosmo put the idea in my head to get the smaller one.

I also blame Cosmo because even if I get get another bookcase I will have to find a spot I don't have to put it in. I'm sure that was Cosmo's plan all along to get me to move around half the furniture in my house.


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My house has been invaded by goblin turkeys, and we all know who is responsible, don't we, Cosmo?


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I blame Cosmo for the cursed Yellow Robe of the Archmagi that I created.

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Icyshadow wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the cursed Yellow Robe of the Archmagi that I created.

I wear no mask.

Shadow Lodge

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Orthos wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.
COSMOOOOOOOOOO

Curse you and your mustache of domination!! CUUUUUUURSE YOOOOUUUU!!!

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Orthos wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.
COSMOOOOOOOOOO
Curse you and your mustache of domination!! CUUUUUUURSE YOOOOUUUU!!!

...


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Orthos wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.
COSMOOOOOOOOOO
Curse you and your mustache of domination!! CUUUUUUURSE YOOOOUUUU!!!

Well, this thread has gotten a bit strange. I blame Cosmo.

Shadow Lodge

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Gotten?


RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!

Digital Products Assistant

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I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|

That's...not really a problem. That's Cosmo doing good.

Chris may have missed the point of this thread. I blame Cosmo. ;p

The Exchange

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Home improvement project outside, demolition almost complete before emergency stop. Bee nest of significant size made its presence known.

I blame Cosmo for angry bees.

I think this is a theme with him.


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BEEES!!!! CURSE YOU COSMO!!!!!

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:)

Grand Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for all the time i wasted reading the whole thread before posting

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo...

Twerking...

So. Much. Blame.


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I went shopping for food today, and has anybody else noticed the price of bacon lately? Why are you trying to corner the market on bacon Cosmo? Share some with the rest of us.


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I blame Cosmo because there are no words to describe how good lasagna tastes after a week and a half of no real food.


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I blame Cosmo for injuring one of my players so badly that he is forced to quit our group.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for shattering my faith in the Zack Snyder Superman movies. I wanted to love them, but through your magic you stopped me!!!


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I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.


SnowJade wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.

{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.

Grand Lodge

Feros wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
I blame Cosmo for making useful contributions and being helpful. :|

That's...not really a problem. That's Cosmo doing good.

Chris may have missed the point of this thread. I blame Cosmo. ;p

No, I get it. I too blame Cosmo for being helpful once. It completely throws you off and you don't know where he may strike next. Dangit Cosmo!


I blame Cosmo for cake on my desk.


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Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for cake on my desk.

At least Cosmo gave you cake. With me the cake was just a lie.

Grand Lodge

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I can relate.
On the weekend, I watched a 2 hour+ movie about a tiger on a boat.
There wasn't a pie in the whole thing!!
The Pie was a Lie!!!
Cosmo!!!!


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Mr. Peabody wrote:
SnowJade wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.
{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.

Thank you, Mr. Peabody. Chocolate will cure everything.

Whaaa... What happened to my milk? I only turned my back for a second! Cosmo!

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for the 'Overheard in the Paizo Office' thread being entire derailed by people talking about his butt, and the jiggling thereof.


Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the 'Overheard in the Paizo Office' thread being entire derailed by people talking about his butt, and the jiggling thereof.

Yeah Cosmo! What gives?

*looks on innocently*

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*wiggle*


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I Blame Cosmo for being very tired right now....*yawn*.

I Blame Cosmo that I am sooo tired I might pass out and miss Agents of SHIELD.


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SnowJade wrote:
Mr. Peabody wrote:
SnowJade wrote:
I blame Cosmo because I have very vivid, colorful dreams, and Golarion has been showing up in them. Cosmo, stop messing with my dreams.
{stirs in a couple spoonfuls of Nestle Quik into SnowJade's nightly glass of midnight milk} There, that should help.

Thank you, Mr. Peabody. Chocolate will cure everything.

Whaaa... What happened to my milk? I only turned my back for a second! Cosmo!

Don't worry, we always have plenty of midnight milk for everyone.

Oops, campaign spoilers? Well don't look at me; blame Cosmo.

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