It doesn't make the waiting easier LittleD.
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I blame Cosmo for never being properly taught long division.The world of education is a buffet, not a restaurant. You must go get your food yourself, and no one will bring it to you.
I Blame Cosmo that world of education is a buffet and not a restaurant.
I Blame Cosmo that now I am hungry.
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I Blame Cosmo that my character was targeted for assassination by a assassin and bone devils tonight.
I Blame Cosmo that the Jets lost today and have looked terrible so far this year.
I Blame Cosmo that my dice rolled pretty low today for some really important rolls.
I Blame Cosmo for my disappointment of Temples of the Inner Sea.
I Blame Cosmo I am running 7th Sea 2nd ed. Wed. And even though I asked my player to let me what they are making...nobody has told me.
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I blame Cosmo for also signing that page.
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I blame Cosmo for also signing that page.
What page?
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I blame Cosmo for also signing that page.What page?
The page with the power.
What power?
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Power of vodoo
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Power of vodoo
Who do?
Atlantis... Nine times..... really?
I blame Drahliana for being a combo breaker.
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I also blame Cosmo that I think I'm getting tired of the taste of vodka. I know people don't drink it for the taste, but now my taste buds seem to think it's kinda yucky.
I blame Drahliana for being a combo breaker.
That's what you get for not hitting your Limit Break sooner.
now we will never know "who do?"....
Power of vodooWho do?
You do!
*sheds single tear* do what?
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I've been warning him about the bee hive since I moved in, and I've been dealing with the occasional handful that sneaks in through a window gap or under the baseboard. I've got no tarps to cover stuff, no boxes to pack things away, and I can't afford to rent a place. I'll be lucky to get the place clean and furniture moved by tomorrow. I'm out of emergency xanax to squash my growing anxiety now, let alone tomorrow's likely panic attack, and I can't afford to a psychiatrist visit to get a prescription refilled. And it sounds like both the landlord and neighbor's are mad at me for this. I should be concerned about the neighbor lady's recovery, but right now, I just don't have the energy for it.
So, thanks Cosmo?
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** spoiler omitted **
So, thanks Cosmo?
Sorry to hear about all this, Amby. :(
*hugs*
Be well.
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*sheds single tear* do what?
Remind me of the page!
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*sheds single tear* do what?
Remind me of the page! (or babe, if it's taken long enough to circumlocute that the original phrasing has slipped back in).
You know, that whole movie takes on a slightly different tone for me knowing that David Bowie has passed...
I blame Cosmo for my recent encounter with gout, of all things, which, connection with medieval kings aside, was quite painful.
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** spoiler omitted **
So, thanks Cosmo?
I wished I lived near so I could offer you aid in this moment...obviously Cosmo's doing...but alas all I can offer is
*hugs*
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** spoiler omitted **
So, thanks Cosmo?
Sorry to hear about all that, Ms Slaad.
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I blame Cosmo for also signing that page.What page?
I Blame Cosmo that I never did get a reply to this question.
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I blame Cosmo for the elf, whom i mentioned a while ago insulted a shop keeper for no reason....now insulting PCs who welcome them after a weary travel.
He literally acts like a picky dog.
Refusing offered food, (which if he read carefully isn't spiked) inspecting and smelling his immediate surroundings.
And lie towards the NPC host about his motives.
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I Blame Cosmo that my sisters and my troublemaking niece are planning on moving back to NJ
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I blame Cosmo that my sleep schedule is now even more screwed up than it was.
I also blame Cosmo that I feel guilty for the great bee massacre of Friday.
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I blame Cosmo for 2 players dropping off the radar from the game.
One is active outside of it, but isn't responding to my PM.
Come on Cosmo....did you scare them with my boss' hot rolls in last gameday?
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I Blame Cosmo that that I don't have a game on Thursday...every other day I have a game why not Thursday, Cosmo?
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I also blame Cosmo that the Cervidae Mafia has targeted Rysky for a hit.
(But praise Sara Marie that she seems to be ok.)
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I'm so sorry your in the volunteer state.
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I blame Cosmo that I'm consuming entirely too much Election 2016 discussion.
I also blame Cosmo that I'm considering dressing up for Halloween this year in a Trump + Nightmare on Elm Street mashup costume. It's basically the same as a regular Freddy costume except with a Trump mask... which would be Freddy Dunning-Krueger.
Edit: Oooo, wait, take it further by adding a guitar and dragging a little pink doll house (on wheels): Freddy Dunning-Krueger Mellencamp!
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Oooooh, Cosmo!
Ran Crimson Throne on Saturday.
One player (a Teleportation specialist wizard) took 20-30 minutes per round to decide what he was going to do...
...just to avoid getting hit.
Curse you, Cosmo, and your love of cowardly players!
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Let's see... I'm going to... hold on...
...no, wait! That'll never work... just a sec, I got this...
Well, no, if I do that it opens me up to an AOO on the third Tuesday of May ...hmm...
Hmm, can... can I just ready my action to cast Feather Fall.
Indecisive action is called for!
Maybe fire ba...no.
Maybe dimension do...no.
Maybe magic miss...no.
I shoot my crossbow!
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Hi Cosmo, i erm, kinda have to blame you.
I'm just lvl 2, but my GM wanted me to break down why i have a +11 will save vs fear.
There you have it, i blame you for me breaking down my gnomish psyche's awesome bonuses and confusing the GM by the revelation of said bonus.
HaveanicedayCosmo (waves)
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I had classroom training today, so I wore my ring to work, which I never do because it could get lost. Training finished early and I went out on the floor for the last two hours, and promptly lost my ring. Ugh. Years of being smart enough to leave it at home, and in the first two hours of not doing so, expensive lesson. Cosmo!
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I had classroom training today, so I wore my ring to work, which I never do because it could get lost. Training finished early and I went out on the floor for the last two hours, and promptly lost my ring. Ugh. Years of being smart enough to leave it at home, and in the first two hours of not doing so, expensive lesson. Cosmo!
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I had classroom training today, so I wore my ring to work, which I never do because it could get lost. Training finished early and I went out on the floor for the last two hours, and promptly lost my ring. Ugh. Years of being smart enough to leave it at home, and in the first two hours of not doing so, expensive lesson. Cosmo!
Oh, it fits fine all summer. But we had our first freeze a few night ago, and bang, it started sliding right off the next day. I have no idea why my fingers change size with the seasons, but I'm sure that's *another* thing I can blame on you, Cosmo!
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I kind of want to remove this post because it provides a reasonable explanation and takes away from my joke...
But you blame me for something, so I must favorite...
I'll leave it for now, but...
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I blame Cosmo that no one has made the obvious connection that Set had one of Annatar's rings, and it decided it was time to find a new ringwearer.
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I kind of want to remove this post because it provides a reasonable explanation and takes away from my joke...
Well then clearly I must blame Cosmo for undermining His own joke.
...although, deifically His action makes sense, since undermining jokes destroys any humor that would have been derived from them, thus making everyones' lives at least a little more miserable.