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I Blame Cosmo that I don't know what a backpack sprayer is.
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I blame Cosmo that everytime someone at Paizo mentions a local restaurant, I Google it, then immediately get hungry and want to eat there.
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{rumbles ominously}
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I'm up a little early this morning, sitting at my little table, waiting for the coffee to brew, and slowly nodding off. I rest my head on the table a bit, then I hear the coffee is done. I get up, pour the usual big mug full, add creamer & sugar, stir, and sit down. I rest my head again...
I'm drinking my coffee, and I realize it's ice cold. Damn, I should have drunk it sooner!
I wake up, my forehead now has a waffle-y pattern from resting it on the pot-holder. The mug of coffee is sitting there, untouched. Take a sip, yep, ice cold.
Right now, I know I am awake, like 99.44% certain. But that last bit little bit is hanging around, a stuck thought popping in every 15-20 minutes and asking "Maybe you're still dreaming?" Damn it, Cosmo, I blame you for screwing with my reality just a smidge!
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I Blame Cosmo that I fell asleep and couldn't make it to the supermarket tonight.
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I Blame Cosmo that the above post has gotten three favorites....I didn't think it was that awesome.
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I Blame Cosmo that the above post has gotten three favorites....I didn't think it was that awesome.
We were just amused by the thought of *how* exactly Cosmo put you to sleep. Was it the classic 'chloroform handkerchief' trick? Long-distance mind control through the Paizo forums? Some sort of tonic immobility*?
*Not to be confused with the immobility that comes from drinking too much (gin &) tonic.
I blame Cosmo for the amount of time I just spent watching shark videos for, ah, research purposes, yeah, that was it...
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I Blame Cosmo that the Adorbageddon didn't start earlier this year. God knows we needed it.
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With Feros on that one, I welcome our fuzzy overlords with gusto, and a roaring AWWWW!
I blame Cosmo for my susceptibility to furry conquerers.
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I blame Cosmo for GM rolling a death knell on a party member, in Emerald Spire.
Our brave tiefling died, now there is no suitable person left to court a young witch.
Now, if we reach lvl 10, i can not make my 'death' as dramatic in the future.
Darn Cosmo, why'd you spoil this?
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I Blame Cosmo that the above post has gotten three favorites....I didn't think it was that awesome.We were just amused by the thought of *how* exactly Cosmo put you to sleep. Was it the classic 'chloroform handkerchief' trick? Long-distance mind control through the Paizo forums? Some sort of tonic immobility*?
*Not to be confused with the immobility that comes from drinking too much (gin &) tonic.
I blame Cosmo for the amount of time I just spent watching shark videos for, ah, research purposes, yeah, that was it...
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I blame Cosmo for my post being eaten!!!!!!
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With Feros on that one, I welcome our fuzzy overlords with gusto, and a roaring AWWWW!
I blame Cosmo for my susceptibility to furry conquerers.
I Blame Cosmo that there not more people like you who know there place....AT THE FEET....um...I MEAN PAWS OF YOUR FURRY OVERLORDS.
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I Blame Cosmo for assuming that I didn't need elbow protectors when fighting with steels.
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I blame Cosmo that Sadiq Khan has had to issue a statement that he's not allowed to declare London an independent state.
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I Blame Cosmo that Jessica Price's petition to have a 96 page Qadira book was denied.
EVIL
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I blame Cosmo that the city has been doing roadwork and utility work for the past month right in front of the parking lot to my apartment and didn't even bother to notify any of us tenants or the landlord that they would be tearing up the driveway and not letting anyone park in the lot for a week.
And, of course, during this time they also made the street in front of the building "No Parking".
When they finally repair the driveway they've got a bunch of orange barrels scattered throughout the street, turning my drive just to get out of the parking lot into a slalom course.
Oh, and the utility work the city's doing - they just did the exact same thing in the exact same location back in April without ripping up the road or blocking my parking lot.
COSMO!!!!!
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I blame Cosmo for the APG Iconics not being out yet despite being told in Nov. 2014 they were being "spruced up" to be out soon.
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I Blame Cosmo that my Roku is having trouble connecting to the internet...even though when I check the connection it is saying everything is okay.
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I blame Cosmo that while today is July 4th, it's the third day in a row of local people setting off their own private fireworks, including the idiots next door. It's patchy rainy tonight, so probably more fireworks tomorrow too. Which adds up to four nights of terror for every cat & dog (and wild critters), not to mention many vets with PTSD. Idiots next door have five dogs, all terrified even though they're in the house. But inconsiderate a!!holes gotta have their fireworks, damn the consequences.
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Our dog is safely ensconced in the Pillow fort Pea Bear builds for him every year with the lights on (he's afraid of the dark) but honestly, as a Beagle, other then the extra pampering he doesn't usually notice anything.
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(I blame Cosmo)
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I Blame Cosmo for muscle cramps, dehydration, and other heat related illnesses.
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I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.
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I blame Cosmo for the investigator spitting adhesive on the sorcerer, and readying attacks for whenever the now entangled sorcerer wants to cast anything.
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I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.
The most renewable of all renewable resources.
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I covered a co-worker's shift for an estimated 6 hours(after I finished my 12), so she could compete in a local triathlon. Naturally I was tasked with most of it running one event involving 4 hours of commuting to one location. My stomach sank when the call came in.
I blame Cosmo: It couldn't have been a quiet shift or an easy localized event. Cosmo knows no good deeds should go unpunished.
Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.
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Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.
Sadly, you invoked His name, thus guaranteeing your beer will be skunked. I blame Cosmo you didn't think of that.
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I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.The most renewable of all renewable resources.
Wait a minute... MP! Is that what you meant by Sharpie-ing (Skerple-ing?) a battery on the back of my noggin while I was passed out from ODing on pop rocks?!
Edit: Screwed up my link the first time. Cosmo!
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Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.Sadly, you invoked His name, thus guaranteeing your beer will be skunked. I blame Cosmo you didn't think of that.
I Blame Cosmo that I only have enough skunk oil left for one dose!
I've got to be more careful with the inventory! Hunt, is there any money left in the till after the pop rocks incident?
I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.The most renewable of all renewable resources.Wait a minute... MP! Is that what you meant by Sharpie-ing (Skerpie-ing?) a battery on the back of my noggin while I was passed out from ODing on pop rocks?!
Edit: Screwed up my link the first time. Cosmo!
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Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.Sadly, you invoked His name, thus guaranteeing your beer will be skunked. I blame Cosmo you didn't think of that.I Blame Cosmo that I only have enough skunk oil left for one dose!
I've got to be more careful with the inventory! Hunt, is there any money left in the till after the pop rocks incident?
No, I traded the till for some magic beans and dimebag of catnip. And then Devoted Kitty mugged me for the catnip.
I blame Cosmo that we're also out of bactine.
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I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.The most renewable of all renewable resources.Wait a minute... MP! Is that what you meant by Sharpie-ing (Skerple-ing?) a battery on the back of my noggin while I was passed out from ODing on pop rocks?!
Edit: Screwed up my link the first time. Cosmo!
We've succeeded in getting a grant for carbon-neutral mischance based energy generation. Be quiet, keep snorting the pop rocks and stop spoiling things.
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I blame Cosmo that no one is funding research to capture and sequester stupid. Forget carbon emissions for a moment. Humanity's only hope is to halt the catastrophic rise of global stupidity before it permanently endumbens us all.
I blame Cosmo that the 'Professor' is trying to con people into concentrating the till-now-diluted-to-near-harmlessness of free floating ambient stupidity into a tank somewhere, where it will feed upon itself and grow in toxicity and be more easily weaponized...
I also blame Cosmo that I haven't had a good reason to use the term 'weapons-grade stupidity' yet today.
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Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.Sadly, you invoked His name, thus guaranteeing your beer will be skunked. I blame Cosmo you didn't think of that.I Blame Cosmo that I only have enough skunk oil left for one dose!
I've got to be more careful with the inventory! Hunt, is there any money left in the till after the pop rocks incident?
No, I traded the till for some magic beans and dimebag of catnip. And then Devoted Kitty mugged me for the catnip.
I blame Cosmo that we're also out of bactine.
OK, here's the plan...and I will be using our secret code so certain...individuals won't understand.
Antplay ethay agicmay eansbay underway Ysky'sray airchay, enthay enwhay ethay agicmay appenshay eway ealstay erhay alletway. Avvysay?
I Blame Cosmo for our rather lame "code" language. :(
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Co-worker promised a beer as consolation and appreciation. I shall inform her of about Cosmo's Law.Sadly, you invoked His name, thus guaranteeing your beer will be skunked. I blame Cosmo you didn't think of that.I Blame Cosmo that I only have enough skunk oil left for one dose!
I've got to be more careful with the inventory! Hunt, is there any money left in the till after the pop rocks incident?
No, I traded the till for some magic beans and dimebag of catnip. And then Devoted Kitty mugged me for the catnip.
I blame Cosmo that we're also out of bactine.
OK, here's the plan...and I will be using our secret code so certain...individuals won't understand.
Antplay ethay agicmay eansbay underway Ysky'sray airchay, enthay enwhay ethay agicmay appenshay eway ealstay erhay alletway. Avvysay?
I Blame Cosmo for our rather lame "code" language. :(
Hmnm, could work, OR the nice little Wampi-ay can hop into this nice little cauldron-ay, ok-ay?
Boiled Wampi repeats on you something dreadful. I wouldn't recommend it.
Ah! That's another matter entirely...
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OK, here's the plan...and I will be using our secret code so certain...individuals won't understand.
Antplay ethay agicmay eansbay underway Ysky'sray airchay, enthay enwhay ethay agicmay appenshay eway ealstay erhay alletway. Avvysay?
I Blame Cosmo for our rather lame "code" language. :(
{mumbling to self:} ...plus noon is 16, carry the Juan. Wow, Barbie Devil was right: math is hard.
AHA! Er, um, yes MP. {sets dented can of "magic" baked beans under Rysky's Kretzer stool}
[coded response:] yMay antaloonspay areyay ullfay ofyay easelsway. Informyay ethay ueenQay, osay atthay eshay ightmay ooshay emthay awayyay. ereHay eway ogay 'oundray ethay ulberrymay ushbay. oGay onkeymay OGay!
Edit: I blame Cosmo that the math made me forget to blame Cosmo. Stupid math!
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OK, here's the plan...and I will be using our secret code so certain...individuals won't understand.
Antplay ethay agicmay eansbay underway Ysky'sray airchay, enthay enwhay ethay agicmay appenshay eway ealstay erhay alletway. Avvysay?
I Blame Cosmo for our rather lame "code" language. :(
{mumbling to self:} ...plus noon is 16, carry the Juan. Wow, Barbie Devil was right: math is hard.
AHA! Er, um, yes MP. {sets dented can of "magic" baked beans under Rysky's
Kretzerstool}[coded response:] yMay antaloonspay areyay ullfay ofyay easelsway. Informyay ethay ueenQay, osay atthay eshay ightmay ooshay emthay awayyay. ereHay eway ogay 'oundray ethay ulberrymay ushbay. oGay onkeymay OGay!
Edit: I blame Cosmo that the math made me forget to blame Cosmo. Stupid math!
Wait, you have more than one weasel down there?! What else have you been hiding from me?