>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for how wrapped up I got into re-watching Babylon 5 (season 2, war against the Shadow) last night, are how little final editing I got done on The Flying Pincushion's latest book.

[johnnythexxxiv]

I blame Cosmo for somehow misplacing the mirco SD card in my 3DS when I opened it up to fix a sticky R button. It already took an hour to reassemble because of an incredibly uncooperative spring. Wasn't that enough? Did you really need to make me lose my data for half a dozen games as well?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that the Aleve & Tylenol ain't doing much for my back.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo I keep showing the newest stuff I commission to the other people I commission, and that inspires them and interests them in wanting to work on mine and my friends' characters some more, thus perpetuating the cycle and making me a broke Succubus...

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the Aleve & Tylenol ain't doing much for my back.

I Blame Cosmo I can't be there to give Amby a massage to help her back.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo that after some math I am going to have a budget of....5$ this week....

I Blame Cosmo that I am going have to ask for a loan to get by.

[Calex]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the Aleve & Tylenol ain't doing much for my back.

And according to this it doesn't do much good for your mind either.

[Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo]

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the Aleve & Tylenol ain't doing much for my back.

I Blame Cosmo I can't be there to give Amby a massage to help her back.

Meh, it's my fault. I prefer going barefoot whenever possible. Going barefoot + standing/cooking in my parent's kitchen with 1950s terrazzo floor is likely the problem.

Also, I blame Cosmo that I've never had a backrub.

Calex wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that the Aleve & Tylenol ain't doing much for my back.

And according to this it doesn't do much good for your mind either.

Meh, I was a self-absorbed ass long before I ever took my first acetaminophen.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

[Rysky]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Eh, close enough.

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

[Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

It can be if you Blame hard enough!

[John Kretzer]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

Funny...I Blame Cosmo that every day IS Cosmo Day!

[Cosmo Cultist]

John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

Funny...I Blame Cosmo that every day IS Cosmo Day!

It's a Cosmo Day Miracle!

[John Kretzer]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:

Happy Cosmo Day everyone!

Blame freely! Let the spite flow!

{hooks up fountain soda machine that only serves zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

{drinks a zesty lemon-lime Spite®}

Ooh, that's bitter!

I Blame Cosmo that every day can't be Cosmo Day!

Funny...I Blame Cosmo that every day IS Cosmo Day!

It's a Cosmo Day 'Miracle'!

Fixed that for you.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

I blame Cosmo that no one actually had any Cosmo Day celebrations.

{plugs in badly MacGyvered electric guitar, begins to strum while standing in large puddle of Spite®} This is a song Zac Hanson stole from The Rutles; we're stealing it back.

{sings (badly):}
"When I look out into your sight holes out there,
When I make a Perception check into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Cosmo
In each and every one of you out there."

"Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll..."

"Cosmo is everywhere
Cosmo is everything
Cosmo is everybody
Cosmo is still the Ki-" <ZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!>

[Captain Killjoy]

Hmmm. Crunchy!

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo that no one actually had any Cosmo Day celebrations.

{plugs in badly MacGyvered electric guitar, begins to strum while standing in large puddle of Spite®} This is a song Zac Hanson stole from The Rutles; we're stealing it back.

{sings (badly):}
"When I look out into your sight holes out there,
When I make a Perception check into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Cosmo
In each and every one of you out there."

"Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll..."

"Cosmo is everywhere
Cosmo is everything
Cosmo is everybody
Cosmo is still the Ki-" <ZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!>

*facepalm*

*sigh*

Once more, I will go and fetch the bactine.

I Blame Cosmo that I find myself Hunt's personal first aid attendant. It's almost a full time job! :P

[Rysky]

I'm pretty sure Aldrich's arrow storm attack is From Software's take that towards players who got through lots of areas by sniping with their bows, and for this I Blame Cosmo.

Let's see how you like Death by a 1,000 Arrows!!!!

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo that the Pontiff Knight Armor doesn't have the long pretty transparent veils draped across them that the actual Pontiff Knights have.

>_<

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for a player considering obedience to Damerrich = critical immunity.

With an attack above that AC+bonus....how not?

Cosmo, why???

[Rysky]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for a player considering obedience to Damerrich = critical immunity.

With an attack above that AC+bonus....how not?

Cosmo, why???

Wait, what?!

Where does he get that idea from?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Combat progress:

Slam: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Dmg: Decent ouch.

Cit?: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Dmg: Decent more ouch.

------------------
Archive of Nethys:
Obedience of Damerrich.

Recite all the names you can recall of those who have died by your hand. Mediate upon their faces and the circumstances of their deaths, evaluating your actions in the light of cold law. Gain a +4 sacred bonus to AC against critical hit confirmation rolls.

Meaning AC 24 to hit, to confirm crit.

"Meh, The extra damage doesnt crit..."

I also blame Cosmo for the cramps in my hand this morning, from working with tools this morning.

[Rysky]

Meh, that's not that bad, right up there with fortification and displacement for precision damage.

I Blame Cosmo that The Fiend Fantastic doesn't realize that having one player with a high AC actually isn't a good thing for the party, since intelligent enemies will just stop bothering with it and go after the squishies.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Said weaker AC are at the back....this guy's directly in front of the monster. Everyone else is farther away.

Said monster is intelligent and angry enough to hit him, for said PC struck it first. :)

[Rysky]

Intelligent enough to know the others might lend help to the tank and might be more dangerous?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Intelligence 10.
Enough as a guardian, to have been commanded to kill as many pesky intruders as possible.

Evil doesn't want interruptions....

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not sending wampis to political debates.
Those would become an utter joke, with all the rerolls on trying to convince other people. :P

[Rysky]

INT 10 is human level, so definitely enough to pick out threat levels :3

And unfortunately the Wampis have a strict "no politics" clause in their contracts.

[Cole Deschain]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that I will be spending this evening knee-deep in muck hauling out chunks of old junked cars.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

I blame Cosmo for not making this Awesome Calamity come true.

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not making this Awesome Calamity come true.

I do so love a lively Terrasque discussion!

*:

All Hail Rovagug!

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not making this Awesome Calamity come true.

I do so love a lively Terrasque discussion!

** spoiler omitted **

I thought you bossed it around...

[Feros]

I Blame Cosmo that I lost track of my credit card spending and blew my initial authorization for my subscriptions this month. The longer wait for pdfs was just cruel.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I lost track of my credit card spending and blew my initial authorization for my subscriptions this month. The longer wait for pdfs was just cruel.

I blame Cosmo that MP and I can't be there to see the look on Feros' face when his subscription to 'Wampi Fancy magazine arrives. This issue's highlights include:

• "Pugwampis and Footstools: Can They Learn to Get Along?"
• "To Serve Domovoi: 10 Kitchen-Tested Recipes"
• "Interview: You Might Be A Gremlin's star, Jeff Grimpleworthy"
• "The Game: Congrats, You Just Lost It"

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I lost track of my credit card spending and blew my initial authorization for my subscriptions this month. The longer wait for pdfs was just cruel.

I blame Cosmo that MP and I can't be there to see the look on Feros' face when his subscription to 'Wampi Fancy magazine arrives. This issue's highlights include:

• "Pugwampis and Footstools: Can They Learn to Get Along?"
• "To Serve Domovoi: 10 Kitchen-Tested Recipes"
• "Interview: You Might Be A Gremlin's star, Jeff Grimpleworthy"
• "The Game: Congrats, You Just Lost It

Not to mention the lifetime supply of grapple grommets.

I Blame Cosmo that security on credit cards is so incredibly lax!

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo that MP and I can't be there to see the look on Feros' face when his subscription to 'Wampi Fancy magazine arrives.

Not to mention the lifetime supply of grapple grommets.

I blame Cosmo that I invested my IRA too aggressively in yamok sauce and self-sealing stem bolt futures, and lost it all.

[Rysky]

Feros wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that I lost track of my credit card spending and blew my initial authorization for my subscriptions this month. The longer wait for pdfs was just cruel.

I Blame Cosmo for doing this as well.

Thankfully it happened after authorization so I still got my books :3

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

'Wampi Fancy magazine. This issue's highlights include:

• "Pugwampis and Footstools: Can They Learn to Get Along?"
• "To Serve Domovoi: 10 Kitchen-Tested Recipes"
• "Interview: You Might Be A Gremlin's star, Jeff Grimpleworthy"
• "The Game: Congrats, You Just Lost It

Not to mention the lifetime supply of grapple grommets.

I just want to let you all know* that there's going to be so much pugwampi fun in my event at PaizoCon.

*:

...for maximum schadenfreude, of course

[Rysky]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

'Wampi Fancy magazine. This issue's highlights include:

• "Pugwampis and Footstools: Can They Learn to Get Along?"
• "To Serve Domovoi: 10 Kitchen-Tested Recipes"
• "Interview: You Might Be A Gremlin's star, Jeff Grimpleworthy"
• "The Game: Congrats, You Just Lost It

Not to mention the lifetime supply of grapple grommets.

I just want to let you all know* that there's going to be so much pugwampi fun in my event at PaizoCon.

** spoiler omitted **

That looks like fun...

... I'm sad again.

[johnnythexxxiv]

I blame Cosmo that it's taken 4 months of dedicated job hunting to land even a part time job that I'm grossly overqualified for. And that that job still took 3 weeks of negotiation with the store manager to come to fruition when 2 supervisors, the night manager and the assistant manager were all giving me glowing recommendations.

[Set]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I invested my IRA too aggressively in yamok sauce and self-sealing stem bolt futures, and lost it all.

I blame Cosmo for Hunt trying to crossbreed pugwampi and tribbles, in an effort to bring about the apocalypse.

A cute, furry, terribly prolific apocalypse, but still.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

I blame Cosmo that I never thought to Frankenhybrid tribbles and pugwampi. I was instead betting on hybrid munchkins and 'wampi. With Princess Monster Truck fangs.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo my alarm clock didn't go off so I was an hour late in opening the gym ;_;

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo that, even though I knew better, I stupidly wandered into another section of the messageboards, and started reading a new popular thread... and now I want to bite more than half of the posters. So much butthurt fueling passive-aggressive "my-entrenched-position-is-universal-truth" comments and snide douchebaggery towards Paizo and other gamers. It once again makes me wish Headbutt-Transfer-Protocol was a real thing.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Cosmo that, even though I knew better, I stupidly wandered into another section of the messageboards, and started reading a new popular thread... and now I want to bite more than half of the posters. So much butthurt fueling passive-aggressive "my-entrenched-position-is-universal-truth" comments and snide douchebaggery towards Paizo and other gamers. It once again makes me wish Headbutt-Transfer-Protocol was a real thing.

I blame Cosmo that my stupidity has metastasized, because now I'm posting in the damn thread.

[Rysky]

*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*

I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G$#%@$N GHOST PEPPERS.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Rysky wrote:

*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*

I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G~%*~&N GHOST PEPPERS.

Yeah, I recently had Wendy's Ghost Pepper Fries and Jalapeño Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich with ghost pepper sauce... they were good, but there weren't no damn ghost peppers in either one.

I blame Cosmo that restaurant marketing must be referring to using the actual ghosts of peppers, because I logically can't taste ethereal/intangible spiciness.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*

I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G~%*~&N GHOST PEPPERS.

Yeah, I recently had Wendy's Ghost Pepper Fries and Jalapeño Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich with ghost pepper sauce... they were good, but there weren't no damn ghost peppers in either one.

I blame Cosmo that restaurant marketing must be referring to using the actual ghosts of peppers, because I logically can't taste ethereal/intangible spiciness.

I'm sorry Amby ;_;

(Though it is slightly uplifting to hear that those taste good at least)

Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?

We hold these truths to be self-evident.