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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm not allowed to throat punch homophobes at work.

Technically, whatt you are and are not allowed to do only matters if you get caught.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not knowing how rules work.

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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm not allowed to throat punch homophobes at work.

Technically, whatt you are and are not allowed to do only matters if you get caught.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not knowing how rules work.

I Blame Cosmo for all the security cameras we have covering my work space.


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Rysky wrote:
Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm not allowed to throat punch homophobes at work.

Technically, whatt you are and are not allowed to do only matters if you get caught.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not knowing how rules work.

I Blame Cosmo for all the security cameras we have covering my work space.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I'm not allowed to throat punch homophobes at work.

I could also blame Cosmo for not being allowed to throat punch a racist at my previous work.

I blame Cosmo for the other guy at night shift, lying about me behind my back, claiming i would have said things i'd never say.

Thirdly, i blame Cosmo for not being able to set up said guy with a situation he couldn't handle.

Anything else.....?

Yes, i blame Cosmo for being late with fixing dinner.


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* Today is Leap Day. I blame Cosmo that no one has actually been leaping. Leap, Humonkies, LEAP!!! *


Orcs jump for no over grown toads amusement! ;)


And goblins are always jumping, so it's hard to give Leap Day a sense of occasion...


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I blame Cosmo for the GM of WotW rolling so darn high on his healing channel and the other enemy NPC rolling yet again high for self heal.

I keep frying with scorching ray, only to have it undone.


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I Blame Cosmo for crushing my hand between a irregular package and the extendor at work the other day.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for crushing my hand between a irregular package and the extendor at work the other day.

I think Reality is telling you to find a different line of work.


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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer's wallet is a disguised bag of devouring, forcing him to continually attempt to feed it doing too-often-injurious work.


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I blame Cosmo for how comfortable my new couch is, I am having trouble getting stuff done it is so relaxing.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I blame Cosmo for how comfortable my new couch is, I am having trouble getting stuff done it is so relaxing.

I saw something about furniture like this once...


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I blame Cosmo for one of the PCs resisting a DC 23 dominate...the only dominate the monster had.

I will now have to resort to less mercy and lightning bolt for 10d6.
Yes, on behalf of my players, i blame you for my sadistic urge for electric retaliation.


I am shocked sir, simply shocked!

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I Blame Cosmo for how festive this thread just got.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for how festive this thread just got.

People getting lit like Christmas trees, burning Goblins, Players offering the DM/GM gift to avoid TPK...

I blame Cosmo that Rysky doesn't enjoy the Festivities.

... maybe some Pugwampies?


NEIN!


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Captain Killjoy wrote:
NEIN!

I Blame Cosmo for Captain Killjoy's obvious prejudice!

...oh and in response...

JA!

:p

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
NEIN!

I Blame Cosmo for Captain Killjoy's obvious prejudice!

...oh and in response...

JA!

:p

Nyet.


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Rysky wrote:


Master Pugwampi wrote:

Captain Killjoy wrote:

NEIN!

I Blame Cosmo for Captain Killjoy's obvious prejudice!

...oh and in response...

JA!

:p

Nyet.

OH MEIN GOTT!

I blame Cosmo for the lack of such fun randomness. :)


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I blame Cosmo that the Black Dog keeps stealing my spoons. :/


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the Black Dog keeps stealing my spoons. :/

I Blame Cosmo that the first image I got after reading this is a Labrador retriever playing the spoons. That is just wrong.

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There are never enough spoons, Cosmo. Stop stealing them.


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I Blame Cosmo for not being on the Pazio boards enough.


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I blame Cosmo for favored enemy: human, fey elven rangers.


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I blame Cosmo for making 2+2=4. It was much better when it used to be 3! Curse you!

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I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<


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Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.

Interesting, will investigate (though I don't have a big data plan), Thankies!


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.
Interesting, will investigate (though I don't have a big data plan), Thankies!

I don't have a big cell data plan either, but I am usually around wifi, and can sync/download that way easily enough.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I forgot to blame Cosmo in the previous two posts.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.
Interesting, will investigate (though I don't have a big data plan), Thankies!

I don't have a big cell data plan either, but I am usually around wifi, and can sync/download that way easily enough.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I forgot to blame Cosmo in the previous two posts.

I iz not though...

And I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia thinking I need to Blame Him for thanking her.


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.
Interesting, will investigate (though I don't have a big data plan), Thankies!

I don't have a big cell data plan either, but I am usually around wifi, and can sync/download that way easily enough.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I forgot to blame Cosmo in the previous two posts.

I iz not though...

And I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia thinking I need to Blame Him for thanking her.

And I Blame Cosmo for Rysky blaming him for Ambrosia thinking Rysky needed to Blame Him for thanking Ambrosia.

>:)

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for deleting my books off my iPhone when I tried to add this month's PDFs to it. AGAIN.

Adding each book back manually every month kinda gets old Cosmo >_<

I haven't used the iPhone/iOS version, but I have Aldiko for Android which lets me read PDFs I've stored in my Dropbox cloud folder.
Interesting, will investigate (though I don't have a big data plan), Thankies!

I don't have a big cell data plan either, but I am usually around wifi, and can sync/download that way easily enough.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky and I forgot to blame Cosmo in the previous two posts.

I iz not though...

And I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia thinking I need to Blame Him for thanking her.

And I Blame Cosmo for Rysky blaming him for Ambrosia thinking Rysky needed to Blame Him for thanking Ambrosia.

>:)

Then I Blame Cosmo for Wumpums Blaming Him for me Blaming Him for Ambrosia Blaming Him for thinking I needed to Blame Him for thanking her.


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I blame Cosmo for the intense pain I've been feeling in my feet since starting my new job.


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I Blame Cosmo for Tels breaking a chain!


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I blame Cosmo for a PC to switch from a battle oracle to a dual cursed oracle, with the misfortune.

While i can relate, as a GM it's going to annoy me, i'm sure.

I mean, it's not my fault the dicebot got me to kick their asses in the prior mission. :P


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I blame Cosmo for the hidden symbols of non-subscribers' agonizing wait embedded in so many Paizo's product pages.


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I blame Cosmo for my ranger likely to be killed in a fight with Gearsmen.

They seem to love shooting with their laser rifles at him.


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I Blame Cosmo for my lack of funds lately.


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I blame Cosmo that I read John's post as "lack of nudity", got excited, then saw it was John, and got sorely disappointed...
...no offense, John. Naked men just don't do anything for me. Other than make me think of laughing elephants.


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Uh, yeah, about those elephants, we don't really like getting laughed at, I mean, you know, not to be THAT guy, but we can't help that we look silly.

It's okay, I'll show myself out.


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I Blame Cosmo that the toilet handle just broke off...


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I Blame Cosmo that tomorrow is going to be filled with doing taxes....getting a hair cut....fixing the aforementioned toilet...Damn it Cosmo don't you know Daredevil season 2 just came on Netflix?


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I blame Cosmo that my two nephews are superb human incubators and vectors for disease (this time, it was the flu).


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I blame Cosmo that I was browsing other sites on a break from webbing up some stuff, and now I'm starving for spaghetti cacio e pepe, fresh hummas, and a giant plate of nachos.


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*rant, rant* I blame Cosmo that I was cursed by Asmodeus to forever rant *rant, rant*


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I blame Cosmo that I had been trying repeatedly to log-in to Paizo since the early morning hours, and I couldn't. Argh...

Which was really frustrating, because I have been very very to finally get my hands on the PDF of Ultimate Intrigue, but the site was down. Argh...

But now the sites back up! YAY!...

Except Ultimate Intrigue's PDF doesn't go in sale until tomorrow.

&*#$%^! Cosmo, I blame you* for my brain's misremembering!

* Although now that I'm caught up on episodes of Legends of Tomorrow, it's just as likely the street date was altered because of another of Rip Hunter's countless temporal f*ck ups.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I had been trying repeatedly to log-in to Paizo since the early morning hours, and I couldn't. Argh...

Which was really frustrating, because I have been very very to finally get my hands on the PDF of Ultimate Intrigue, but the site was down. Argh...

But now the sites back up! YAY!...

Except Ultimate Intrigue's PDF doesn't go in sale until tomorrow.

&*#$%^! Cosmo, I blame you* for my brain's misremembering!

* Although now that I'm caught up on episodes of Legends of Tomorrow, it's just as likely the street date was altered because of another of Rip Hunter's countless temporal f*ck ups.

I Blame Cosmo for the need to point out to Ambrosia Slaad that I got my physical copy yesterday and have been reading it. Why Cosmo are you making me do this?


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John Kretzer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I had been trying repeatedly to log-in to Paizo since the early morning hours, and I couldn't. Argh...

Which was really frustrating, because I have been very very to finally get my hands on the PDF of Ultimate Intrigue, but the site was down. Argh...

But now the sites back up! YAY!...

Except Ultimate Intrigue's PDF doesn't go in sale until tomorrow.

&*#$%^! Cosmo, I blame you* for my brain's misremembering!

* Although now that I'm caught up on episodes of Legends of Tomorrow, it's just as likely the street date was altered because of another of Rip Hunter's countless temporal f*ck ups.

I Blame Cosmo for the need to point out to Ambrosia Slaad that I got my physical copy yesterday and have been reading it. Why Cosmo are you making me do this?

It's worse. Inside at the bottom of the credits page, it says: "First printing April 2016" and yet, it's still March! So apparently, Cosmo is mucking about in the time stream.

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