312. Nothing better to do.
313. I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO
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317. After Pharaoh threw us out of Egypt, me and a few million other adventurers are headed into the "wilderness" to wander around and look for a new homeland or something. This shouldn't take too long.
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318. I was handed a bright red tunic and told to go with the Captain.
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318a. Fortunately, I swapped out the Security tunic for the spiffier blue Magic Division tunic.
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320. If I survive long enough, I get to wear the gold tunic.
321. Them thar, they be mah couzins, and you friend broke our still.
322. Hey, it beats being a gladiator.
323. Because good career opportunities for a half-ogre are limited.
324. I get to poke things with a big stick.
325. It's the best way to increase my dagger collection.
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327. Well, the rogue had a pleasant form, and he wasn't thinking much anyway, so they haven't detected my replacing him yet. Meanwhile, the rest of my doppleganger buddies are preparing a very neat welcome for them.
329. I was being dragged across the country by this half-giant sow in full-plate. I managed to escape over a bridge, gah the water was cold. I found you wonderful sorts and helped you against those bandits with only a sword, rags and year old boots to my name.
330. I gave up conquering Lordran and headed south where it is warmer.
331. A giant raven dropped me out of the sky at the wrong place. Damn talking bird!
332. Thing is, the wizard has Leadership, high Charisma and nobody really found out about all the dead previous henchmen. I just happened to be the only available tenth level ranger in the area.
334. Polygamy wasn't working out, you would probably consider my tribe a bit strange outlander. It is good to be free.
303: I have a conscience!
303a. Just not a very good one.
338. Cannon fodder. I literally have a revolving door of new compatriots.
339. The old team kept misusing the word "literally."
Then you had to think laterally.
I signed on for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
346. We were hired to find the cake.
347. We were hired to bake the cake.
348. We were hired to guard the cake.
349. Here are the girls to pop out of the cake, I'm their manager.
350. All this, and still no cake. Let the quest begin!
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351. We are masters of our individual skills. To not be together is dumb.
351a. "But Brain, what do tu-tus have to do with aboleths?"
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352-They keep following me! I went into all kinds of dungeons, dragon lairs and even the abyss and I can't shake them! HELP ME!!!
353-I'm not with these guys. They're with me. There is a difference.
354-I can't let someone else kill those idiots before I do.
355-They're my emergency rations, but don't tell them that.
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358a. No, really. We collectively make up the totality of an ethereal multidimensional godspawn. We are here to eat your world
351. We are masters of our individual skills. To not be together is dumb.351a. "But Brain, what do tu-tus have to do with aboleths?"
351b. "Come Pinky, we have work to do."
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360. Us? We're here to build a monastery on top of the ruins of yon keep.
41. After that episode with the sheep, the town kicked all of you out.
I actually know a group where this really happened in the campaign.
361. We are all partners in crime.
362. The first party member who leaves, will betray all the rest.
363. I don't know. I woke up and suddenly was with them. I do not remember anything before that.
364. I am the only male in an all-female group who do not have charisma as a dump stat at all.
365. They are the only ones who can protect me from the monster I have been having nightmares about as long as I can remember. It does exist! I know it does!
366. We all woke up in the hold of a ship, hunted by the inquisition.
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367. We were all chained up in the hold of a pirate ship that then crashed on a long lost isle. Strange thing is... Get this... All of us are massively androgynous!
367. We were all chained up in the hold of a pirate ship that then crashed on a long lost isle. Strange thing is... Get this... All of us are massively androgynous!
367a. During the ensuing boredom of months with nothing much to do on that long lost isle, you all wind up pregnant. The lot of you pine to star on Mopey Hobbit's "Whose the Baby Daddy Hour" ...
371. Because the gm didnt unilaterally shoot down any of our character ideas without an explaination! Oh noes! The thread is seeping into other threads!
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372. Because we were told we needed hobbies, and we each individually came to one of the strangest conclusions on what constituted a hobby (namely, gathering in one another's basements and eating twizzlers while slaying monsters with dice).
373. We happened to gather around the same Wanted/Bounty/Reward-Offered poster.
374. I failed my save against her/his seduction check.
375. and in the sense of fairness I'm obligated to say 'because we all chose a race and class that didn't force our completely fair gm to ban them out of hand due to it breaking the 'narrative of his world!'
376. Because we did things a little differently here in happy town...
But we all thought it was getting a little out of hand to be woken up in the middle of the night by old marshall wimplejanx.
Most nights he would be out and about wearing nothing but the underwear on his head...
crawling through the neighborhood with a fish wedged into his buttcheeks howling 'here kitty kitty... fish fish fish...."
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379. Because that guy in the back is a thrallherd, I just can't seem to make myself leave.