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106. You hopped out of a box that said Police on it and when everyone looked at you funny, you said "wait till you come in." You've now been traveling with your "companions" ever since.
107. The journal of Melody Pond said you would.
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109. The Murder Hobo Guild got you together.
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6. You have a death wish.
Lol!
110. You wish death.
111. BURN EVERYTHING!!! And they are ok with it.
112. They are ok with you killing things. And you MUST kill things.
113. The bard had this complicated reason, the wizard has a vendetta against someone, the rogue is in it for the money, and you? You just want to hit something.
114. You died, and the other guy brought you back to life, you then died AGAIN and he brought you back to life AGAIN! You figure its a good idea to stick with him...
115. This blithing idiot keeps dieing... Guess you should look after him on his next suicide mission.
116. You need target practice, and the big oaf hasn't figured out it is you shooting at him yet...
117. You don't actually WANT to, but you can't get rid of them! And you have tried! They just keep following you!
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118. The 'empty' light on my meatshield meter just came on. Better stock up.
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119. Because growing and tending to your own crop of soylent green still isnt illegal in this district.
120. Last time I left it alone it *completely* forgot to put the lotion on the skin.
121. Despite constantly reminding me that he's totally my best friend ever, Mr Snuffalupagus still isnt doing such a great job of rousing me from my binge drinking hangovernap when the pickpockets arrive.
122. I'm beginning to suspect that my previous party of 'scantily clad brotherworkers' might indeed only like me for my money.
123. The mate was a mighty sailing man,, The skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour... The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed...
124. I want to see whats in the shiny box. No I'm not gonna touch it. You touch it.
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125. Because the only other half-elf in the setting gets really horny if she's gutted something with blood circulation that day. Now if only we could leave this skeleton-infested dungeon and go waging war on the orcs again...
126. They have a book describing how the world will be ended by demons. They've accidentally foiled the Elven Resistance Movement. As a druid, maybe I should stay nearby to see what they're up to next.
127. As I was chasing a live bug from the server room, I was magically transported to an isolated cottage in what appears to be Texas. The residents assure me I'm part of the team now.
128. I woke up in this dark, dismal place with these strangers. We may as well stick together and find a way out of here.
129. We're all here for the beheadings - our own.
130. The magical barriers keeping the beasties out are failing, so it's up to the most able of the village to fight them off.
136. Siamese-quintuplets.
137. Their gold is as good as any.
138. The residual XPs these guys accrue is good for your career advancement.
139. Along for the booze
140. You need somebody to sing all those ballads about you.
141. You need somebody to sing all those ballads about.
142. Nobody else must kill them but you.
143. The party alchemist turned you into a potion addict.
144. You need somebody to test out your latest inventions.
145. You all escaped from the same prison together.
146. You did it on a dare.
147. You're a poor judge of character.
148. They've got a great reputation.
149. It's monster hunting season.
150. You received a vision FROM ON HIGH!
150a. Or maybe you were high!
150b. Hey it seemed liked a great idea at the time...
151. You're all being blackmailed by the same person.
I'm surprised non of the whovians caught onto the Melody Pond reference.
153. The narcissistic elf hired you to scribe all his heroic deeds and conquests.
154. Can only learn so much about Beholders from scrolls.
155. Must study prey, so I can assume their form later.
156. All thrown into the same company after signing on to go fight in the war.
157. All belong to the same support group. "Drow free" for 102 days now.
158. I met them all at an inn, they seemed cool.
I'm surprised non of the whovians caught onto the Melody Pond reference.
I caught the reference, just saw no reason to comment.
159. You are paying off a debt as a nurse.
160. You are paying off a debt to a party member by working as his servant.
I cought the reference to Riversong as well. Good series, one of my favorites.
161. There was a crack in my wall ;)
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163. Stockholm Syndrome
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164. Now you all have machine guns too. Ho. Ho. Ho.
165. You knew you'd always make friends in prison.
166. People have a small interest in your task, join you and, upon completing it, refuse to go away.
167. You're sexy and you know it.
168. They all want to off the same b*****d that made my childhood a living hell.
169. They all want to chase down the same b*****d who framed my brother.
170. Dad said these guys were kids of his old adventuring companions, and they were cool. Just wish he hadn't kept muttering darkly about "the curse" afterwards...
171. They witnessed me hiding the bodies.
172. They witnessed me reanimating the bodies.
173. They ARE the bodies!
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174. The barbarian may be rough around the edges, but he's also generous with his tobacco and he laughs at all your jokes. And the cleric's morning prayer sessions may be tedious, but he gets up a half-hour earlier than you to perform them, so by the time you wake up there's a pot of coffee already made and waiting for you. And all you have to do in return is pick a few locks and disable the odd trap or two, and they even cut you in for an equal share of the loot when they did all the hard stuff! Just 'cause they're paranoid about traps that never show up!
175: You mean you can see my imaginary friends too?
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177. They share their Pocky.
178. There can be only You ... until then, you need the rest of the chuckleheads to take down the more experienced sword-wielding Immortals for you while you play Lottery tickets.
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- 179: The Princess' idea of 'fun' involves finding trouble, and you were taken off assignment from the special forces to serve as her body guard.
- 180: I escaped a kidnapping only to be press-ganged into service aboard a pirate ship? Hmm, these three seem less loathsome than the others– wait, what do he mean 'kitchen duty'? I'm a Princess, not a scullery maid!
- 181: Your mother is Queen of a layer of the Abyss, but she terrifies you and you ran away to Limbo. The friends you met there saw you as more than a succubus and offered to help you. Too bad for them, you didn't realize you were just a Trojan Horse for dear mother to invade the Prime Material...
- 182: Your honor-cousin may have gotten herself in over her head, but she's spirited and– Wait, what do you mean the previous Governor got assassinated and she's taking their place?! Well, time to pack...
- 183: You just wanted to be a big game hunter, but your psycho mother was bound and determined to make you follow in her footsteps as an assassin. After getting kicked out of the house (sans a finger or two), you met up with the nicest friends... who just so happen to be the ones your mother wants killed! You have to say, they're a hell of a lot nicer than mom, and the Princess and succubus are real hotties too! Sticking with them seems like a good gig actually...
- 184: Well, you sort of got knighted for saving the Princess' life. Even if she's out of your league, her nerdy identical twin, the wizardess, is pretty hot...
- 185: One minute, you were climbing trees, eating bananas and hoping a predator wouldn't eat you today, the next, a large wooden thing crashed on the shore of your island and a big furless monkey dragged a lot of other hairless monkeys onto the beach. One of them has the prettiest golden mane though and as your consciousness expands, you realize there's some sort of arcane bond between you!
186. You're not the one with the sense of direction.
187: The old man said 'It's dangerous to go alone... Take. uhhh. Them!"
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192. The others said they'd hunt me down and tear off my legs and stuff them down my throat if I didn't.
170. Dad said these guys were kids of his old adventuring companions, and they were cool.
This, basically, sums up the plot of The Lady Musketeer.
172. Well, its either team up with what appears to be the only other survivors of the zombie apocalypse or team up with the zombies...
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173. I distinctly remember the sign saying something about 'we've got cookies'. Still waiting on the cookies.
196. Free Hat!
198a. The good news is, the elves are all female and extremely ... "eligible". The bad news is, you're not an 'beastmorph' Alchemist.
200. I AM the party!
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205. Because you're an eidolon/familiar/animal companion and your free will doesn't enter into the equation.
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198a. The good news is, the elves are all female and extremely ... "eligible". The bad news is, you're not an 'beastmorph' Alchemist.
This is my kind of party.
Thank you signore for correcting the count. I was fooled by a comment into rewinding by a few!