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Avatar of Zon-Kuthon always wears a set of hand puppets. ALWAYS.


IHIYC has started renting out closets, so as to share the exciting experience of hiding in closets, the way to the professional assassin.


The Fiend Fantastic opened a donut shop called "Fiend Fantastic's Fabulous Fried Fritters."


Molten Dragon has just moulted and revealed he is a kitten.


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Removing Goddity's mask would reveal a picture of Gilbert Gottfried attached to the bristle end of a broom.


The kitten has moulted and revealed a kitten. Kittenception


Goddity is a keen Babylon 5 fan, and has over three dozen keepsakes signed by Claudia Christian.


GoatToucher is actually Claudia Christian.


Alick, unbeknownst to him, is really a crystalline chip of GT's body fluids.


And Molten Dragon, unbeknownst to him, well... you know...


GoatToucher is simultaneously Charlie Christian, Christian Vander, Christian Bale, Christina Hendricks, Onward Christian Soldiers and the Pope.


Pulg lives in a deserted fire gutted warehouse in Tampa Florida. He occasionally goes to Louisiana for some swamp swimming. A random spotting of him during one of these swim sessions was the inspiration for swamp thing.


Alick is what happens when a gelatinous cube drys out.

Sovereign Court

And krevon is showing us how a dwarf reacts to stepping into a illuminated puddle, in the dark!


Avatar of Zon-Kuthon shows us why we should not use drugs.


Krevon has a fake beard!

Scarab Sages

Goddity auctioned off its mouth for charity.

Sovereign Court

IHIYC was the person who brought Goddity's mouth at the auction. And it cost him £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and a squirrel!


The squirrel is actually krevons beard. IHIYC owes me one real squirrel.

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon only ever mastered 3 elements.


Goddity only removes his mask once a year on St. Crispin's Day but only for a max of 5 minutes. Any longer and "things" dry out.......


Molten Dragon is really a newt. He blames a witch for this, but he was really just born a newt.


Alick is presently researching a spell to turn himself into a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers.

Scarab Sages

Although it's hard for the casual observer to notice due to all the shag carpeting, Pulg's neck functions the same way a PEZ dispenser's does.


IHIYC has hash marks tattooed up and down his arms, legs and elsewhere. These represent the number of children he made wet themselves when he surprised them in the closet.


Molten Dragon enjoys High Tea every afternoon, and welcomes individual guests and small parties to join him (with a day's prior notice, of course).


GoatToucher has amnesia. He was once a prominent business man, with a loving wife and family. One day he woke up on a farm in New Zealand with no memory and feeling particularly frisky.


Alick fell on GoatToucher's head to cause the personality change (it is Alick's personality as a Psicrystal) and amnesia.


Fun fact: KahnyaGnorc teaches mixed martial arts at the local junior college learning annex.


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Molten Dragon is only slightly runny


krevon was banned from using the shift key or caps lock key on his computer when he made his account. Apparently he was banned from his last forum for using it to much.

Scarab Sages

When embedded in an item, Alick can increase the wielder's attack rating, defense, or Strength.


When embedded in IHIYC, Alick sends every pigeon within a 5 mile radius into ecstacies and makes his hosts's nasal hairs broadcast synthesised excerpts from Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat

Dark Archive

Pulg secretly knows that synthesist summoners are overpowered, but hopes GMS don't realize this and tries very hard to convince them they are actually underpowered.


Zelda lounges around her home in an over-sized Bon Jovi t-shirt.


GT is a purveyor of fine monocles both large and small.

Sovereign Court

MD sells fine monocles, both large and small.


AoZK has a secret collection of MLP toys ranging back to the 80's. He was the original brony.

Scarab Sages

Alick had a brief career as Mace Windu's sabre crystal.


Sultan Flephublamyek's swirly hat is his hair.


Poog rides in the Sultans hat on Sunday afternoons.


Krevon is upset in his avatar pic because he stepped on a d4 in the middle of the night with bare feet.


Molten Dragon once traded a magical pair of sunglasses for a bag of enchanted d4's specifically so he could get people to step on them. Krevon was his first victim.


Alick stole the magical pair of sunglasses and framed Molten Dragon for it.


The magical pair of sunglasses that Alick stole originally belonged to Captain Quinn and allowed her to view people who she didn't want to see naked as if they were fully clothed and a very, very long way away indeed.


Pulg's favorite candy is grape Tootsie-Pops.


GoatToucher once cheated on his goats with an actual human female.


krevon enjoys Peeps of any variety except the chocolate ones.


Molten Dragon has the lips of an angel. He also has said angels spleen and colon. Why? Even he doesn't know.

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Amasu is the reason gargoyles and oompa loompas should never marry.


MD... are you doing anything with that angel colon? (I'm asking for a friend.)

Behind AoZ-K's skin mask are the approachable good looks of Bradley Cooper.

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