| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
If you look closely, IHIYC's face is actually several butterflies gathered in a face-like formation.
The Queen's Raven is a part of the Penguin Liberation Front.
The reason we cannot see KahnyaGnorcs profile image is because of the witness protection program that became necessary after KahnyaGnorc dug around the alien drug cartel too much.
Goddity is not merely a member of the Illuminati, he's the entire order. And you think that's a mask?
BlindKitsune is really a packet of Ramen masquerading as a fox-person. Yeah, probably better not to ask.
IHIYC has an ettin that he's trained to sing 'Up Where We Belong', 'It Takes Two', 'Ebony and Ivory', 'You're The One That I Want' and many other classic duets whenever he slots 25 cents into its backside.
Pulg has recently applied for a coverband that does K-Pop.
Wylliam Harrison is frightened by gelatinous textures.
rashly5 is terrified of the illuminati. And we enjoy torturing him in his dreams.
So is KahnyaGnorc.
KahnyaGnorc had a D but it's gone now.
Rashly5 holds the world record in tongue push-ups.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Trigger Loaded has the Gygax touch! Everything he touches turns to Gord!
Pulg comes from a distinguished line of Royal Gourds.
rashly5 is ver upset because he comes from a line of Ourds
Goddity enjoys a nice pickle now and again.
Goat Toucher got second place in the regional Cracker Whistling contest. The judges were impressed by his smooth, even crumb spray, though some critics say he was trying to curry favour with the Canadian Judge by whistling the Great White North theme.
In his spare time, TL makes floral arrangements for local nursing homes and mortuaries.
Kahnya will let us finish in a minute, but just wants to say that MDs knits are the best of all time (of all time).
IHIYC's preferred brand of soda is Coke AND Pepsi mixed in equal amounts.
KahnyaGnorc is an avid player of these so-called tabletop RPGs that desensitize players to violence or so they state as an excuse whenever evidence points to them as the mass murderer who destroyed entire tribes of innocent monsterfolk.
Rashly5 once drank an entire bottle of vinegar. The effects have yet to wear off.
Amasu has preternatural control over her flatulence. She once performed "Memories" from the musical Cats onstage at Madison Square Garden.
GT is very jealous of Amasu's flatulence control and plots to kill her over it.
Goddity seeks to harness her power for SCIENCE! and leave her an empty husk when he is through.
I respect that.
Goat[Edit]orToucher is NOT!! jealous of Goddity's flatulence control. He once stood in for the boiler on the Flying Scotsman on its entire Truro to Edinburgh journey on June 20th, 1953, doing 75 mph on the whole route on just one can of baked beans.
Kahnya wants desperately for 1 to equal 0
Goddity has made 1 equal 0 before by accident. It had two effects. First, it ascended her to godhood. Second, it caused the collapse of her original universe into nothingness, as if 1 equals 0, then two, which is 1+1, also equals zero, so everything became zero.
Alick has a degree in obfuscating statistics.
Rashly is no longer the Prince of Darkness, but holds the honorary rank of Count of Counting.
BlindKitsune is as of recently, maid to Count Countula.
Wylliam Harrison likes seeing BlindKitsune in a maid outfit.
Alick: That should say: ascending HIM to godhood
Goddity is really a he, despite his profile stating his gender in unclear.
Amasu, at one time, was the person in charge of all the pyro kinetics used in Rammstein concerts.
Molten Dragon got too close to the aforementioned pyro kinetics and is now really scared of bright lights.
Amasu: Right let me fix that.
Goddity's gender is a strange loop.
After his sucess with setting a world record in tongue push-ups, rashly5 started a workout program based around the tongue. He currently tours the country, giving seminars on his sensational new workout fad.
Trigger Loaded sued rashley becuase he thought that one of the tongue exercises was rashly5 being very rude.