Pulg owns and operates a surprisingly successful chinchilla circus
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What's in the box gave up his very tasty red snapper for what is in the box, which, was just himself, very sad, look for the deleted scene in the deluxe version of UHF.
GM_Beernorg invented the Mojito, but sadly forgot to patent it. He also had a small walk-in part on an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.
What's in the box?
Woks, that's what.
Pulg make hand forged woks, unfortunately working over an open forge is somewhat hazardous to furry individuals like Pulg, whom we now call Pulg the eyebrow-less.
(hilariously, I used to own chinchillas, cutest and softest of all rodents, and I do indeed greatly enjoy mojitos, delicious!)
GM_Beernorg can stuff 200 pencils into his mouth at once.
This does not begin to approach Ventnor's record of seventeen thousand four hundred and three. Shame on you for gloating, V.
IHIYC is Sissyl's Wicked Stepmother.
IHIYC has viewed Rebecca Black's "Friday" video on youtube over 10,000 times. From start to finish. And never found it arduous or unpleasant.
What's in the Box? has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize because of his tireless efforts to hug every dog in the world.
In college, ol' Ventnor lived in a second floor apartment over a Korean deli. Ventnor's take on dogs and cats is a little bit different.
Molten Dragon secretly wants a nose job.
Partylf Sunev is actually the Swamp Thing's escaped colon.
What's in the Box? has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize because of his tireless efforts to hug every dog in the world.
I was eliminated from consideration by GoatToucher's unceasing efforts to bring vines of fainting goats to the starving children of 3rd World Countries...
I am not sure how that is better than puppy hugs, but whatever, I am not bitter (I AM!)
What's in the box loves baked potatos. Can't get enough of 'em.
Ventnor is employed by the FBI to manoeuvre potatoes into villains' exhaust pipes by the power of his mind alone, to prevent them driving away from crime scenes
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Pulg's jaws are powerful enough to bite through a lead pipe.
GoatToucher dos not, in fact, ENJOY touching goats... The goats are indifferent regardless of his enjoyment.
Believing that is the only thing that stops WITB from blinding themselves with a selection of common kitchen utensils.
Pulg has made it his life's mission to elimate hedgehogs, because they wouldn't share a hedge with him when he needed it most.
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Ventnor has an extensive Furby collection. They all have names and personalities based on 80s cartoon characters. She-Ra does NOT get along with Rainbow Brite, but Adora (a separate Furby) enjoys RB's company immensely.
Ventnor often takes his collection on vacation with him.
AoZK very much regrets going to that Guatemalan hair implant clinic.
Pulg enjoys watermelon flavored popcorn.
Molten Dragon has been to the Nightvale Dog Park...
WITB is a firm follower of WWJD and always tuned in to WSQL.
MD is a firm follower of WWWWWWW, i.e. Where Would William Wallace's Wife's Wallaby Wazz?
Not that it does him much good.
Pulg recently purchased a fainting couch.
Molten Dragon recently acquired a fainting goat, it shall be interesting to see how long he is able to keep it.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet becomes invisible when no one is looking at him.
IHIYC and Mr. Clean have been enemies for almost three centuries for reasons neither of them will elaborate upon.
GoatToucher is the only thing standing between Cyndi Lauper and world domination.
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And now, having disclosed this information, Pulg will soon be found dead in an alley somewhere. C. L. is not the most forgiving person at the best of times. Nor, for that matter, is GT.
When the poop hits the fan, Sissyl dons her action hat.
When the poop hits the fan, Ventnor eases up on the laxative candy.
When the poop hits the fan, AoZK finds himself getting thrown out of Nidal Comicon AGAIN.
IHIYC is the reason there are so many fans in dangerous places.
GM_Beernorg gets a haircut every time he walks under one of the fans.
Belphegor knows what the 'Dango' in 'Fandango' stands for.
Pulg is the elephant in the room.
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At parties, Sissyl is careful to not stand by the door as people often mistakenly hang their coats and hats on the spikey bits of her hat as they walk in.
Yeah, well, that happened to MD too at times. So there. *huffs*