IHIYC's pelvic thrusts, if harnessed, would be an excellent source of renewable energy.
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The Universe is currently expanding in an attempt to get away from GoatToucher.
Ventnor is a private eye and he is watching you.
MD is also a private eye, as in, he likes to be in private when he uses his eye to watch old black and white erotica. Being such a large dragon, he can only fit one eye to the peep show machine, hence private eye, not private eyes.
IHIYC butled his way through krazy klown kollege.
MD is a Man-Eater.
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GoatToucher wishes he could discuss flatulence without blushing.
Edit: AoZK is just waiting for the right opportunity to use this against him.
Darn avatar ninjas.
Sissyl's crime-fighting alias is 'The Blatulence Cowgirl' - a stetson'd superhuman who defeats villains by going red as a beetroot and farting in their general direction.
Pulg has me confused with someone else. And besides, he can't prove a thing.
Sissyl wears her crime fighting uniform under her gown at all times, in case justice comes calling.
GoatToucher wears his gown under his tentacles, just in case he needs to look fancy while creeping around clover fields full of goats.
IHIYC things "Oxymoron" is a pejorative term for minotaurs.
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GoatToucher once passed beyond the event horizon of a black hole. He was ejected from it a few nanoseconds later.
Ventnor polishes his horns with turtle wax and then heads to the car wash to freshen up, it is the only shower-like space that can accommodate his draconic proportions.
GM_B doesn't have very much moral high ground in calling people out for "polishing their horn", as he does so avidly at least thrice daily.
GoatToucher does not have any more room to take the moral high ground than me, that bowling ball polisher in your workroom clearly is not used as intended, you don't own a bowling ball, or even like to bowl.
It would be the height of comedy for me to claim the moral high ground on anything.
GM_B knows more about scrota than any orc of his generation, having trained under the shaman Gronak ManBag, a specialist in divine testicular magics.
And I do mean divine.
IHIYC is a Young Guns Creationist
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Avatar of Zon-Kuthon's favorite ice cream flavor is "Horror from Beyond."
Ventnor's favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, and Ventnor is currently binge-eating it as we post
ULTRAGEEK's favorite flavor is shame, which is all he can taste, smell, or feel...
...since that night.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet prefers to eat ice. Turning it into a cream is just too much effort for too little payoff.
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet has a sequined leotard and a box full of frost giant skulls that he denies possessing.
Ventnor has been looking for them for quite a while. He knows where they are, but can't really prove anything.
Sissyl is a specialist in the Dance of the Seven Frost Giant Skulls.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon thinks that the dance would improve if only they added more skulls!
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Ventnor was fired from his job as a nighclub singer accompanying the Dance of the Seven Frost Giant Skulls because he insisted in doing all the power ballads in a Scooby-Doo voice.
Pulg is the person inside Barney the Dinosaur.
IHIYC was the real life inspiration for the Marvel character BloodPool.
Molten Dragon was the real life inspiration for the Marvel character Jar-Jar Binks.
Ventnor was the real life inspiration for the Marvel character Aunt May.
Gimme them wheatcakes, woman!
GT, being the people person that he is, will often offer inspirational retreats in his "workroom" at a reasonable price.
Molten Dragon has been hired to be a tour guide leader for tours of GoatToucher's "workroom". Full bio-suites, respirators, and airline sick bags (the big ones) are all required for those taking the tour. And let us never forget the waiver of responsibility for mental damage and distress.
This one time... at Bard Camp... GM Beernorg did something unspeakable with his Pan Flute...
What's in the box collects small ceramic bells from interesting places across the globe.
AZK tries to live a minimalist life and collects nothing,...except dust.
Molten Dragon recently bought a very expensive vacuum cleaner but still has a perfectly disgusting vacuum.