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GM_B only game masters 'Pony Finder' campaigns because (and I quote): "They are the only games worth investing in."

What's in the Box? Needs to eat a question mark a day for reasons unknown.

Ventnor always asks: "Can I ask you a question?" before asking the question... wasting valuable time for all involved.

Scarab Sages

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What's in the box? once composed a 4-and-a-half-hour opera in the High Baroque style based on the venerated literary work, Hop On Pop.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet really regrets that one time he bought a Trump Steak.

Ventnor was the brains behind the fast food fragrance: BQ Flame... He feels no shame about it either.

Scarab Sages

What's in the box? keeps their prize possession, an authentic Ressikan flute, an airtight secret and concealed behind a maddening puzzle-lock inner chamber.

Ventnor wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet really regrets that one time he bought a Trump Steak.

Dammit, steaks are supposed to help cure black eyes, not GIVE YOU ONE!

I'm Hiding In Your Closet's name is actually Imhidin Ginyo Urcloset, but a stenographer with a love of the space bar put an end to that.

KahnyaGnorc really shouldn't have opened that door on Level 9.

Ventnor opened door number three and won a trip to Hawaii.

Molten Dragon has a spectacular collection of bronzed armadillos.

Scarab Sages

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Zeebub gained his name (and lost most of his nose) when he got on Wolverine's bad side when they bumped into each other in France.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet cannot hide in his own closet. It just doesn't work.

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IHIYC can't hide in his own closet because Ventor's already in there, hogging all the space.

Pulp has a fascination with closets: both the hiding in and coming out of.

What's in the box? crushed Pulg into pulp.

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Ventnor prefers his Pulg juice without pulp, it gets stuck in his teeth.

GM_B serves beer to all his players so he can TPK the party when they make drunken mistakes.

Sovereign Court

Alas, Partylf Sunev has an immunity to alcohol, so it cannot get drunk and looks on in jealousy at those who can.

Scarab Sages

Partylf Sunev likes to hang out in the tall grass in known lover's lanes and makeout points, then use hisher prodigious ventriloquism skills to manipulate and confuse horny teenagers.

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon did extensive ninja investigator-work on Partylf Sunev, only to determine a complete lack of correlation between his observation and mine.

IHIYC will likely be eaten by a Grue

Lantern Lodge

GoatToucher once fancied to become GrueToucher, but being Human, he could never find them in the dark.

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Sasithorn Loom knows a few grues (with their SLAVERING fangs).

Sissyl's blueprint for success is printed on red paper so that people won't steal it.

Ventnor is part of the sinister conspiracy that is the aglet

Scarab Sages

What's in the box? offered to be my new Implement, but then an adorable little cat came out of nowhere and jumped into it, and I just couldn't bring myself to take it away from her (especially since I sensed that the cat had a Mental Focus pool of her own).

Nectanebo did not see me, I was not there.

Kat's eye needs to find another place for her kitty litter. It is NOT what's in the box!

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What's in the Box? was once confused for the Lament Configuration by Pinhead and the rest of the Cenobites.

Hilarity Ensued.

KahnyaGnorc applied to be a Cenobite once but was rejected for obvious reasons.

What's in the box? killed his brother, What's in the cube? to usurp the throne of the Box Kingdom.

I was sure I had eliminated all the witnesses, but now I must send Ventnor a special brownie :) I know how much Ventnor likes brownies. Because Willow is his favorite movie.

What's in the box?'s brownies are made from the corpses of real brownies, as well as an assortment of other fey. They're magically delicious.

KahnyaGnorc thinks that just a dash of tabasco sauce will make the brownie recipe perfect.

Ventnor, having been made aware that Brownies are what junior Girl Scouts are called in the UK, wishes to confirm that they're all pretty bland without tabasco sauce.

Pulg has never been to Disneyworld because he fears the Small World ride... and rightly so.

WITB is one of the presents in the Small World ride.

Cluny the Scourge never wanted that rotten abbey anyway!

Ventnor's favorite character concept is a Halfling jinx shaman who specializes in debilitating enemy Will saves.

He secretly hopes that the healer in EVERY party is a Vitalist Life Leech even though his GM does not allow for 3rd party material.

I feel your pain Vent...

What's in the box?

It's Gwennyth Paltrow's head. It's -always- been her head.

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GT collects small wooden Bachs.

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Molten Dragon's most prized possession was what was sold to him as a self-propelled, vibrating Cyndi Lauper; in fact, it's a DAMUG Sd.Kfz. 250 half-track (anti-tank rifle variant) wearing a blonde wig and lots of red lipstick.

Pulg is unaware that Sonderkraftfahrzeug just wanna have fun.

GoatToucher's ability to devour a Boeing 747 whole has delighted crowds the world over.

Liberty's Edge

Ventnor declared war on Canada half a century ago. The Canadian government has yet to react.

lucky7 has never received the #7 as one of his 'lucky numbers' in any of the fortune cookies he has had... lucky7 has had MANY fortune cookies.

WITB envisions retirement as a deck box on someone's patio. Sitting next to the hot tub and full of outdoor children's toys, garden hoses and lots of spiders. Wouldn't that be grand?

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Molten Dragon is soon to become the horrible victim of a Baleful Polymorph, Greater Curse and Geas (which compels him to request forgiveness from every box he encounters on his DEX penalty lizard journey)

And the boxes will NOT forgive!

Because BUCKETS are for children toys... Boxes are for treasures. REAL treasures.

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