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IHIYC is what Teletubbies SHOULD have nightmares of.


Sissyl is a semi-successful were-teletubby, in that she has never been able to transform herself into Tinky Winky.


Pulg was the star in the 70's TV show Bigfoot and Wildboy.


Partylf Sunev is toxic to humans if mixed with water.


Ventnor once went on an excellent adventure through time and space. Unfortunately, he doesn't remember any of it due to a run-in with the god of illithids.


Following an encounter with Those That Lie Beyond, Dreaming, KG was driven so mad that they actually rounded the bend and ended up exactly as sane as they started.

Their trousers, on the other hand, were in quite different condition after the experience.


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Birds do it! Bees do it! Even educated fleas do it!

But none of them do it quite like GoatToucher, and for that we should all be very very grateful.

Scarab Sages

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Pulg does it from behind...a cheese press in a monastery.


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IHIYC hid in a closet in a monastery once. What he didn't realize is that was a confessional and accidentally had all of his sins absolved.


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Molten Dragon prefers to dissolve his sins, rather than absolve them. Much less clutter that way.

Scarab Sages

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Ventnor keeps his sins in little copper jars, stored and memorialized in a side-room in his lair.


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IHIYC protects his shins with little copper Jar Jar Binkses


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Pulg protects his little copper Jar Jar Binkses with his shins.


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Goddity invented the now infamous copper Jar Jar's, he wears the mask to protect his identity, and safety because of this.


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In order to improve the public perception of the police, GM_B's marketing firm came up with Copper Jar-Jar: a mascot for police forces to make them more likable.

GM_B does not like the police.


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GT has a collection of handcuffs he reserves for his interactions with law enforcement, alas for the officers that answer his 911 calls, they are the ones who end up wearing the wrist jewelery, and get a tour of GT's Work Room to boot. You do not want to ever know what those body cameras recorded.

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GM_BEERNORG was the inspiration for Supreme Leader Snoke.


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By day, lucky7 is a mild-mannered janitor. By night, he is the JET-PROPELLED GYNECOLOGIST!


Pulg is, in fact, all that.


Ventnor is all that and a box of cookies.


GM_Beernorg wouldn't share any of the cookies.


Cluny is easily felled by a shot to "the cookies."

Silver Crusade

GoatToucher is never allowed to say "Cookies" again.


Lucky7 now wishes he could stop thinking about 'Cookie Monsters'


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Pulg like cookcookies. That's not a stutter, he likes cookies made out of cooks.

Silver Crusade

KahnyaGnorc lost England due to a well-timed Reposition attempt.


lucky7 cannot stop true love. He can only delay it for a while.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor thought he experienced true love once - turned out it was just a petit mal seizure.


IHIYC was a minion of the evil king in Might & Magic book I

Scarab Sages

The Fiend Fantastic receives a pension for services previously rendered from the Temple of Moo.

Silver Crusade

IHIYC is Chuck Norris spelled in Cuneiform.


lucky7 isn't as lucky as his name suggests.

His luck is worse than Donald Duck's.


The Fiend is banned for laying the curse on Lucky 7.


Belphegor deters house cats with nothing but stern look.


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coldvictim enjoys ringing up the Irish prime minister in the middle of the night and singing Van Halen's 'Hot for Taoiseach' down the phone at him


Everybody wants some, and Pulg wants some too. (YOW!)


GoatToucher's skin cells are sold as a powerful narcotic on the black market.

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Ventnor buys the stuff daily.


From Avatar of Zon-Kuthon! He always has the best stuff.


Ventnor first created and cultivated the Chilean Insanity strain of "the stuff."


GM-B's enjoyment of "stuffing" has nothing to do with the Thanksgiving meal.


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No, indeed it does not, though GoatToucher really does not enjoy when I stuff him into a brazen bull, oddly, his cries of pain make the thing sound like a goat, sort of ruins the continuity of the name.


GM_Beernorg is GoatToucher's half brother once removed on his mother's side.


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Snow White's Mother was actually the butler all along!


When Ventnor responds to an insult with "So's your face!", it becomes truer than you could possibly imagine.


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GoatToucher wanders the streets of London, gazing skywards and hoping that, someday, he will be able to look up Mary Poppins' skirt when she comes in to land.


Pulg doesn't use a broom when he sweeps chimneys.

Scarab Sages

Schism's flesh tastes like Brussels sprouts.


IHIYC likes Brussels sprouts.

Scarab Sages

As a matter of fact I do - I "like them okay," at least.

Sissyl has developed a formula to convert Brussels sprouts into an effective alternative to depleted uranium in military ammunition and armor plating. Whether it is any safer is highly questionable.

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