Trigger Loaded once fought off a hoard of pygmy dinosaurs with nothing but a spatula and elbow grease.
Amasu is family to pygmy dinosaurs and regularly gets invited over for family meals.
Back in the '80s, KahnyaGnorc had his right hand removed and cyberneticly attached a 300 baud modem in its place. The process is not reversible. He was quoted as saying "it sounded good at the time."
You do not want to see what made Alayern's face you look like that.
Sit Goddity on a trombone and take his mask off and you will see him make the same face
Kahnya's picture was taken off because it broke the internet.
Goddity had seven spouses. At the same time. They also all mysteriously disappeared at the same time.
IHIYC disapeared much to the anoyance of the FBI.
Goddity's hair is the breeding ground of many mice, which he takes care of by littering his hair with little pieces of cheese.
Once a month, The Fiend Fantastic likes to relax on the couch and watch one entire season of The Golden Girls in a marathon session.
TriggerLoaded knows that a horse is a horse, of course, of course, and nobody talks to a horse, of course, unless, of course, that certain horse is actually Oprah Winfrey.
KahnyaGnorc can see sound. Extremely loud noises can blind him.
Amasu is a rare mixed-race creature; part Tiefling and part Trollface.
So that's where the adopted trait came from....
BlindKitsune writes Mary Sue fan fiction involving her and DareDevil.
IHIYC knows where Amasu's scars came from and lords it over her daily. Last I heard it was a very interesting story involving a 300 pound cup of coffee, a truck, several chickens and 314 feet of rope among other things.
Goddity is here... INSIDE YOUR MIND!
The clown's smile is, of course, the result of wire.
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Sissyl is worshiped as the Goddess of Freaky Hats and Hairdos by gnomes, goblins, and kobolds.
Uncle Teddy has recently taken up professional babysitting.
Wylliam Harrison doesn't get constructive criticism. He understands the concept, but no one ever offers him any.
Uncle Teddy has recently taken up professional babysitting.
I actually did do some babysitting in high school and worked at a day care in college so it's at least partially true.
And now on to IHIYC...
I'm Hiding In Your Closet once tried to invade Canada to steal their supply of maple syrup. His masterful evil plan backfired when they just gave him the syrup.
Uncle Teddy has a part-time job shooting birds at the airport.
Trigger Loaded is Uncle Teddy's agent for such jobs.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet once tried to invade Canada to steal their supply of maple syrup. His masterful evil plan backfired when they just gave him the syrup.
I know. We are so polite. Silly Americans.
KahnyaGnorcis a false name. The real one is unpronounceable with a human tongue.
IHIYC has no idea how dangerous the nuclear waffle irons are.
Goddity doesn't know where his references came from, so any guess will likely earn you a cookie.
Amasu is the inventor of powdered water.
Uncle Teddy is named after teddy bears and not the other way around.
rashly5 looks the way he does because someone just bit his tale.
Cluny the Scourge is really three parakeets, two spider monkeys, and a red squirrel in a costume.
Uncle Teddy did that thing that one time, and now he can't go to that place anymore.
GoatToucher is a man of few words.
Belphegor is a man of many belphs.
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Pulg once came in last in a Pulg Lookalike contest.
Uncle Teddy is named so not because he's a giant fluffy bear or because his name is Theodore... The teddy comes from his favorite all weather attire which is bedroom wear for most people.
Kan Jang orc has two siblings: Gericomplexvart and Sudafedwarf.
IHIYC is really Chuck Norris's stunt double. Did you really think Chuck Norris is as tough as he claims?
Uncle Teddy once lost his colon in a poker game against three Siamese gangsters. He had it replaced with the latest in cybernetic technology, which allows him to evacuate with 1000 psi.
This, as you might imagine, causes considerable chaffing, which is why he is a keen customer of GoatToucher brand rump-ointment.
GoatToucher Rump Ointment: It's tops for bottoms!