KahnyaGnorc hides his racial heritage, because he is a recovering half Gnome half Orc...so much for Orcish racial pride...
Glen Danzig has spent the last five years Liking the same picture of GM_Beernorg every single day
Pulg is composed of twenty years worth of Glen Danzig's shorn body hair, brought to life by pure force of will.
Fast fact: GT can rotate his neck 270 degrees like an owl.
IHIYC can eat lightning and crap thunder!
As you might imagine, he spends a lot of money on toilets.
KahnyaGnorc is the fluffer for my proctology practice.
GT once auditioned to perform in Weird Al Yankovic's band but was rejected for being "too weird, even for Weird Al".
If GW loses concentration, even for a moment, he will turn to dust.
As is the case with all old people. That's why they move so slowly.
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IHIYC gives out Rods of Wonder that he makes to trick-or-treaters every year.
KahnyaGnork is always rifling through my sack of treats.
GT leaves those out on purpose, but doesn't want other people looking.
Schism secretly hopes that GT's treats will have razor blades and poison, mostly on principle.
GMB can sacrifice himself on a whim and cause a lukewarm case of Schlitz beer to magically appear.
KahnyaGnorc enjoys participating in MoltenDragon's consumption of said beer and razor blades.
Grandpa Wonderbra submitted plans for a barbed wire underwire bra, but his patent was rejected out of hand.
If you want to see KahynaGnorc, I know where he is
I know where he is
I know where he is
I know where he is
If you want to see KahynaGnorc, I know where he is
He's polishing his barbed wire bra.
IHIYC is presently Hiding in Opus Dei's Closet, praying hard, and they're making him wear a barbed wire bum bra and a monk's outfit. Luckily, those are his two most favouritest garments in the whole wide world
If asked, Pulg will take credit for coming up with the saying "all that and a bag of chips."
MD invented spicy Volcano Chips
Midgard Serpent holds the record for the most severe case of halitosis ever seen.
Once upon a time, Avvy here was involved in a lawsuit with Slipknot over 'Stealing his image."
They have yet to reconcile.
Piercedthrough was the inspiration for the main vampire character in the Twilight novels.
Those wings that seem to be attached to the sides of Uncle Teddy's helm are actually his ears, has a syndrome known as avian auditory enlargement, or AAE as sufferer's call it.
During the early '80s, GMB was roadie for the Go-Gos.
KahnyaGnorc is both the costume designer and a roadie for Molten Dragon's glam metal band.
The phrase "Shooting Blanks" was inspired by GW
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Piercedthrough is W.A.S.P.'s codpiece technician
Pulg is what you get when you crossbread a yeti with a swine.
Kat's Eyes is the offspring of two cartoon cats - Tom and Santa's Little Helper.
Fred is short for "Fredelicious", as his parents were hoping to raise a pole dancer.
PT was and still is a member of the Vienna Boy's Choir. Although nothing has been proven, the term "castrato" is often used in reference to PT'S vocal abilities.
IHIYC's nasal hair is a popular substitute for saffron.
KahnyaGnorc has a magic sword that when pulled from its scabbard plays the "Chicken Dance". The tempo increases while in combat.
Molten dragon gets about 10,000 miles to the soul.
Pirecedthrought gets about 10,000 souls to the mile.
Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred could eat 5,000 souls and he could eat 5,000 more to be the bear that ate 10,000 souls to fuel his ascent to Scottish godhood.