Alick framed me for cursing AoZK and the curses started our whole enemy thing.
Goddity is a master of cursing. That is, the expletive kind.
Rashly is the only creature under three feet to have mastered five styles of Kung Fu.
BlindKitsune owns a chain of barber shops for blind people. It's actually a pretty cool operation.
Amasu holds a Master's degree in biochemical engineering.
GoatGroper hold major's degree in dirt eating.
TPoZ has a sergeants degree in bunny raising.
Alick has a PhD in Brigadier General Slathering.
Pulg has an honorary doctorates in inner ear microbiology.
IHIYC is banned for parking without a permit.
The Fiend Not So Fantastic posted in the wrong thread
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IHIYC inadvertently invented Prozac while trying to produce peppermint-flavored cherry coke.
He tasted the first primordial batch of this unholy brew - and look at what he's become now !
Quiche Lisp is actually responsible for the thread merge, but doesn't want to admit i because he might be burned at the stake.
Goddity is just an oddity. The G was stolen.
Icyshadow is neither icy nor a shadow. But they are quite cute and I just want one to hug like a teddybear.
Rashly5 is now banned!
KahnyaGnorc used to be Kahnyanorc but then bought a discount G from me after the heist where I got mine.
Goddity views forum posting as punishment for sins in a past life.
Molten Dragon has a secret hoard of gold-plated adventure paths he likes to sleep on at night.
BlindKitsune only pretends to be blind
Well I guess that counts ^^
Goddity is a super religious fan of Family Guy.
BlindKitsune is the deity of sticky pages.
rashly5 is the deity of causing sticky pages.
Bad panda!!
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The Fiend Fantastic was voted 'Most likely to cause the end of civilization, laughing madly' in his high school yearbook.
BlindKitsune enjoys a nice pork sandwich (with mayo, lettuce, and a light dusting of salt and pepper) for lunch. She washes it down with cool spring water flavored with just a pinch of Hatred.
GT happily provides BlindKitsune with a pinch of hatred. He has plenty to share after all.
GoatToucher bathes in Cheeto soup.
The Queen's Raven is actually a raven in drag.
Rashly is so named because of a saucy interlude with the Mayor's daughter, the Blacksmith's wife, a jug of maple syrup and three rashers of bacon.
BlindKitsune ran away from the Gazebo
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Goddity built the Gazebo and will be praised by gamers forever more. He was paid off by the grassy gnoll.
BlindKitsune Would rather starve to death than never dance the macarena again.
Little Skylark was once optioned as a mascot for a major sports team. He didn't quite make the cut however.
Alick's greatest dream is to be set in a ring and given as an engagement gift.
BlindKitsune was born deaf but could see fine. After expensive surgery to give her hearing, she lived a normal kitsune life until she went blind. The reasons for her blindness have to do with GT and are best not discussed.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet once pretended to be a woman's closet. The reasons are best left undiscussed.
Rashly feels strongly about this, after fleeing from said woman's bed and hiding in IHIYC when her husband came home.
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The bells on IHIYC's hat actually ring in tones of silence, so when he springs out from hiding nary a sound can be heard.
BlindKitsune used to be known as Blind Lemon Kitsune, blues guitarist extraordinaire, before both the blues and the lemon were surgically removed.
Pulg's facial hair is done in the Thwukka-Thwakaal style, a style that only Pulgs (yes, he is merely one of so many Pulgs) who have managed to eat thirty-eight tomatoes without stopping are allowed to wear.
Sissyl is not the woman. Sissyl is the headgear the woman wears.
AoZ-K is trying to set a record for the most piercings, starting with the aim of 300 spikes in his skull.