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Gary Teter wrote:Passwords are slightly different. Here's mine: ••••••••It would be awesome if your password was really 8 dots.
Drat now I have to change my password.

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Crystal: I may vomit: [link redacted]
Cosmo refrains from commenting
CS Erik: I'm not even going to click on that
Crystal: You know you need to
CS Erik refrains from commenting as well.
Gary: i clicked it and now i'm strangely hungry
Lissa: That's strangely disturbing.
Lissa: Although it could bring a new meaning to bacon cheeseburger sliders.
Gary swings golf club, does Johnny Carson "hey-ohhhhh"

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Crystal: I may vomit: [link redacted]
Cosmo refrains from commenting
CS Erik: I'm not even going to click on that
Crystal: You know you need to
CS Erik refrains from commenting as well.
Gary: i clicked it and now i'm strangely hungry
Lissa: That's strangely disturbing.
Lissa: Although it could bring a new meaning to bacon cheeseburger sliders.
Gary swings golf club, does Johnny Carson "hey-ohhhhh"
Where is vomit guy?

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sara marie: Is it ok to say "[redacted]" in the "something is coming" blog thread?
gary: Let 'em stew for awhile then stir it up again.

Justin Franklin |

Myself hm... goblins could play football, if they're mounted on piglets >.>
I'm posting this here so I never forget I came up with this idea!
Don't forget the small spears.

Chris Lambertz |

cynarion |
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sara marie: Erik, when you get a spammer doing cold calls like that...
sara marie: do not say "is there anything else I can help you with?"
sara marie: that path leads to madness
My dad always used invite doorknocking Jehovah's Witnesses in for some afternoon tea, and then (respectfully) questioned them about their belief system--kind of like asking a salesperson about the features of a product.
Most of them just got up and left after they couldn't explain anything sufficiently to answer his questions. One or two of them accused him of being hellspawn.
Ah, fun times.

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One or two of them accused him of being hellspawn
Just so you are aware, your father must have met an Odd Jehovah Witness because they don't believe in Hell. They may have been turning a phrase, but even that would be odd for a Jehovah Witness since even saying "Damn" is frowned upon.
You may be confusing with another religious sect that came to the house.
* Jehovah Witness for 1/2 his life, and Damn was it hell...;)

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Robot Chris: internal conflict
Robot Chris: kernals going crazy
Robot Chris: somehow breaks mac
Robot Chris: ... with her face
Lissa: *walking to chris's computer* What did you do this time?
Robot Chris: Oh, I was joking.
Robot Chris: *I* probably shouldn't joke about that.

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Cosmo: I just [redacted] right in the [redacted] of my [redacted].
...
Cosmo: ... and thats what I call an overshare!
I am going to start treating these [redacted] conversations as if they were Mad Libs ...
Cosmo: I just drove right in the lobby of my place of employment.
OR
Cosmo: I just regrew a mustache right in the middle of my boyish face.

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cynarion wrote:One or two of them accused him of being hellspawnJust so you are aware, your father must have met an Odd Jehovah Witness because they don't believe in Hell. They may have been turning a phrase, but even that would be odd for a Jehovah Witness since even saying "Damn" is frowned upon.
You may be confusing with another religious sect that came to the house.
* Jehovah Witness for 1/2 his life, and Damn was it hell...;)
Actually, the turn of phrase was mine--I recall the ones in question being angry and there being forceful words said, but I was too young at the time to understand what they were actually talking about (I was around six or seven).
In any case, thank you for your corrections, I greatly appreciate it! My favourite way of being proven wrong is when I learn something new into the bargain.
And now, back to your originally scheduled programming.

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crystal: How come no one ever posts my witticisms, but Erik gets a free pass?
robot chris: because your witticisms are too valuable?
crystal: Good answer. You will make an excellent lieutenant for my all-girl army of kung fu killers.
gary: we're saving yours for when we need them during a stressful party for that immediate crushing put-down
crystal: Gary will also make an excellent addition. After some work

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cs erik: the longest part of designing a character in pathfinder for me is thinking of the right name
robot chris: I usually pick names based on the objects around me... this is a dangerous practice >.>
cosmo: I usually just wait until something pops spontaneously into my head. With Chris's, I would end up with a character named stapler.
robot chris: no, Swingline
cosmo: This is my character: Character Sheet.
robot chris: Swingline Skullpumpkin
robot chris: Beverly Watermelon
cosmo: BEHOLD! My new socerer: ANGRY RED BIRD!
cosmo: Tremble before the sumpreme might of the fighter: Santa Claus!
robot chris: My barbarian, Sushi Dice, will CRUSH AM YOU
cosmo: Fear teh might of my new cleric: Zombie Pterodactyl!
cosmo: (my desk is wicked interesting)
robot chris: Cupcake Reebo
sara marie: behold the wrath of iPhone Kitty!
sara marie: or JunkPile McPostIt Note
robot chris: Pocket Coffee!
ross: Tylenol BigCup!
robot chris: Jeff Printer
cosmo: Momerath Beholderscream
robot chris: Jacket Pasta