Ashe Ravenheart |
cs erik: the longest part of designing a character in pathfinder for me is thinking of the right name
robot chris: I usually pick names based on the objects around me... this is a dangerous practice >.>
cosmo: I usually just wait until something pops spontaneously into my head. With Chris's, I would end up with a character named stapler.
robot chris: no, Swingline
cosmo: This is my character: Character Sheet.
robot chris: Swingline Skullpumpkin
robot chris: Beverly Watermelon
cosmo: BEHOLD! My new socerer: ANGRY RED BIRD!
cosmo: Tremble before the sumpreme might of the fighter: Santa Claus!
robot chris: My barbarian, Sushi Dice, will CRUSH AM YOU
cosmo: Fear teh might of my new cleric: Zombie Pterodactyl!
cosmo: (my desk is wicked interesting)
robot chris: Cupcake Reebo
sara marie: behold the wrath of iPhone Kitty!
sara marie: or JunkPile McPostIt Note
robot chris: Pocket Coffee!
ross: Tylenol BigCup!
robot chris: Jeff Printer
cosmo: Momerath Beholderscream
robot chris: Jacket Pasta
Scooby Rubiks?
Adam Daigle Director of Game Development |
Mark Moreland Director of Brand Strategy |
Chris Self wrote:Hey! ;)Chris Self tsks over Sutter's non-specific pronoun.
James Sutter: Obviously I meant Erik--we don't waste valuable pronouns on freelancers.
We always refer to our valuable and valued freelancers by the freelancers' full names, Adam Daigle. We would never devalue such assets with words like "he", "she", "they", or variations thereof. Also note that in all future correspondence with freelancers, we will refer to freelancers only be the freelancers' first names, and never in the second person. "You" is, after all, another pronoun.
Cosmo Director of Sales |
We always refer to our valuable and valued freelancers by the freelancers' full names, Adam Daigle. We would never devalue such assets with words like "he", "she", "they", or variations thereof. Also note that in all future correspondence with freelancers, we will refer to freelancers only be the freelancers' first names, and never in the second person. "You" is, after all, another pronoun.
Furthermore, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a [redacted]... always use the indefinite article: a [redacted], never your [redacted].
Adam Daigle Director of Game Development |
Mark Moreland wrote:Furthermore, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a [redacted]... always use the indefinite article: a [redacted], never your [redacted].We always refer to our valuable and valued freelancers by the freelancers' full names, Adam Daigle. We would never devalue such assets with words like "he", "she", "they", or variations thereof. Also note that in all future correspondence with freelancers, we will refer to freelancers only be the freelancers' first names, and never in the second person. "You" is, after all, another pronoun.
I don't own a [redacted]!
Crimson Jester |
Cosmo wrote:I don't own a [redacted]!Mark Moreland wrote:Furthermore, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a [redacted]... always use the indefinite article: a [redacted], never your [redacted].We always refer to our valuable and valued freelancers by the freelancers' full names, Adam Daigle. We would never devalue such assets with words like "he", "she", "they", or variations thereof. Also note that in all future correspondence with freelancers, we will refer to freelancers only be the freelancers' first names, and never in the second person. "You" is, after all, another pronoun.
Admit it Adam, you have used a [redacted], and liked it.
Adam Daigle Director of Game Development |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
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Chris Lambertz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toJY4l71LMcTo Vic, talking about a Scorpion pepper he acquired.
Pierce Watters "I might take a tiny tiny bite tonight. I'll send you a video about these guys who eat scorpion peppers in Australia."
"So... if you never see me again..."
It was...interesting carrying those through airport security from Albuqueruqe for Pierce.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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You do realize that redacting words makes everything sound dirty, right?
[redacted]: The final frontier
These are the voyages of [redacted]
Its 5 year [redacted]
To explore strange new [redacted]
To [redacted] new life and new civilizations
To boldly [redacted] where no man has [redacted] before
That's so Takei! ;)
Vic Wertz Chief Technical Officer |
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You do realize that redacting words makes everything sound dirty, right?
See Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship. Especially the Sesame Street one.
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
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Chris Self: We just need to make sure we have the credit card duck in its row. =)
Chris Self: And that it goes sqwak when we poke it
Dylan Green: Wow. Not to bend the metaphor too much out of shape or anything...
Chris Self: Man...I have a creative writing degree. I can twist a metaphor like it's taffy.
Dylan Green: Is that a meta-metaphor?
Chris Self: ...maybe.
Dylan Green: You make English cry...
Arazyr |
Celestial Healer wrote:You do realize that redacting words makes everything sound dirty, right?See Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship. Especially the Sesame Street one.
Oh, that is SO wrong. 8^)
Crystal Frasier Contributor |
Celestial Healer |
Celestial Healer wrote:You do realize that redacting words makes everything sound dirty, right?See Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship. Especially the Sesame Street one.
Awesome.
Paul Watson |
Sara Marie wrote:Both of you qualify as A devil. That's quite a feat... 8^)Gary and I walk past editorial department.
wes: Speak of the devil!
sara marie: Who? Me or Gary?
wes: ... Well.... I guess both of you could qualify...
They might have meant that asuras from the Bestiart in Council of Thieves that had two bodies.
Sara Marie |
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cs erik: Mmm Tech team I have an interesting bug, I'll forward Ross the email
liz: It's not a bug, it's a feature! :D
cs erik: No, it's a bug, just like that cuddle sized cricket you linked earlier.
gary: i will name him jiminy
gary: and then i will squash him because, gross
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Ross: AH. That's leftover from when we were dumb
Jiminy Sunwake |
cs erik: Mmm Tech team I have an interesting bug, I'll forward Ross the email
liz: It's not a bug, it's a feature! :D
cs erik: No, it's a bug, just like that cuddle sized cricket you linked earlier.
gary: i will name him jiminy
gary: and then i will squash him because, gross
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Ross: AH. That's leftover from when we were dumb
I like to squash bugs too, because, you know, they are gross, but they make this popping sound when you squash them just right. Not the crunching sound, a real popping sound, and it squirts out the stuff that's inside of it, which is usually green, 'cause bugs like to eat plants, and plants are green, most of the time, 'cause this guy Clor-de-Phil made em that way. What a funny name that guy has. Anybody have any candy-coated grasshoppers?
Vic Wertz Chief Technical Officer |
cs erik: No, it's a bug, just like that cuddle sized cricket you linked earlier.
"The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans."
Uh... yay for rats?
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
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Sara Marie wrote:cs erik: No, it's a bug, just like that cuddle sized cricket you linked earlier."The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans."
Uh... yay for rats?
I'd rather have the giant bug than a rat.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Vic Wertz wrote:I'd rather have the giant bug than a rat.Sara Marie wrote:cs erik: No, it's a bug, just like that cuddle sized cricket you linked earlier."The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans."
Uh... yay for rats?
Chocolate-covered weta vs. ratburger. A no-win scenario for the stomach.
Jim Groves Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4 |
gary: i know all those words but that sentence makes no sense to me
I heard that line when I used to live in Louisville KY. I said I didn't care for college basketball and one of my players cried out, "We know what all those words mean, but not when they're put into a sentence like that!"
Erik Keith Software Test Engineer |
Cosmo Director of Sales |
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The Customer Service Carebear on the continuing travails of pregnancy...
Sara Marie: i am growing a wondrous item!
Red Chris: it's true!
Sara Marie: hormones are weird
Sara Marie: i wanted some of those pure sugar sugar cookies
Sara Marie: and had the container in my hand at the store
Sara Marie: and nearly started crying because i wanted them so bad but i know how terrible they are for me
Sara Marie: lofthouse sugar cookies
Sara Marie: sugar cookies topped with frosting
Sara Marie: and sprinkles
Red Chris: those are dangerous
Readerbreeder |
The Customer Service Carebear on the continuing travails of pregnancy...
Sara Marie: i am growing a wondrous item!
Red Chris: it's true!
Sara Marie: hormones are weird
Sara Marie: i wanted some of those pure sugar sugar cookies
Sara Marie: and had the container in my hand at the store
Sara Marie: and nearly started crying because i wanted them so bad but i know how terrible they are for me
Sara Marie: lofthouse sugar cookies
Sara Marie: sugar cookies topped with frosting
Sara Marie: and sprinkles
Red Chris: those are dangerous
Maybe I am the last one in the Paizoverse to get wise to this fact, but I did not know our Customer Service Carebear was expecting. So, congratulations, Sara Marie, and don't worry about the cookies! You can always blame it on the kid!