Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: if we're adding a task it should be brownies

[Sara Marie]

ashley: when i become a zombie i think im only going to eat caffeinated brains

[Ross Byers]

What about Brain Beer?

[Chris Lambertz]

Erik K Why not just double down and buy twice the cookie dough and no oven...

[Christopher Anthony]

Lissa: Because raw floor is gross.
Robot Chris: well, stop licking the floor!
Crystal: The looks she gives me when I lick raw floors

[thunderspirit]

Goodness knows, there's nothing worse than an improperly cooked floor.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I haven't decided between volcanic or underwater for my lair.

cs erik: Well... volcano base you have lava, underwater base you have sharks, but when you have an underwater volcano base... well, lava sharks are no good for anybody.

[Lamontius]

underwater volcano
it is the best of both worlds

like hot ice

[Koth'vaul]

I SHOULD SHOW UP IN MORE SCENARIOS.

[Tels]

Lamontius wrote:

underwater volcano

it is the best of both worlds

like hot ice

The hot and the cold are both so intense, but them together and it just makes sense!

[Chris Lambertz]

Ashley I'm just gonna minimize this window for now...

Sara I'm going to maximize it

[Cosmo]

christopher adjusts the skull throne lumbar support.
katina: "What's YOUR Skull Throne number?"™
christopher: This one goes to Khorne.
Liz: Please, sir, I’d like some Blood…
Liz holds out cup

[Ross Byers]

You know, people love to make 'Blood for the blood god' jokes, but come Con season, they're all praying to Nurgle.

[Drejk]

Ross Byers wrote:

You know, people love to make 'Blood for the blood god' jokes, but come Con season, they're all praying to Nurgle.

Because Papa Nurgle loves his children and want to share with them what he has the best... Or at least the most of...

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: http://www.robinwood.com/Catalog/Prints/PrintGraphics/otter_meds_big.jpg

Crystal:That last one isn't a Selonian. It's just cute

Katina: Awwwww!

Katina: It's a very early Selonian.

Crystal: Primitive selonian witchdoctor

Katina:Yep

Crystal: With a primitive selonian lollipop

Katina:Known as Feelgood McCutes

Crystal: DOCTOR McCutes, thankyouverymuch

Katina: He's the one they call Otter Feelgooooood, he's the one that makes you feel ALLLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT

[Chris Lambertz]

Sage words from the newest member of the Customer Service team:

Katina Life without Tillamook is no life at all.

[Tels]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Sage words from the newest member of the Customer Service team:

Katina Life without Tillamook is no life at all.

My mother feels the same way, and I can't say I disagree either.

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: I read that as fart picture

[Lamontius]

whatever that picture is worth a thousand of, it is most certainly not words

[Christopher Anthony]

Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: I read that as fart picture

Sara Marie is the epitome of common scents.

[Hordshyrd]

Maybe it's worth a thousand smells.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: I need help with a title for this email.

cosmo: [redacted]

sara marie: ...

sara marie: :|

cosmo: It’ll get people to read the email.

sara marie: "I'm sad to announce Cosmo is gone to the Great Beyond"
sara marie: would also get people to read email

cosmo: Only becuase they know it should say “come from” rather than “gone to”

katina: "PLEASE READ THIS EMAIL. PLEASE."

robot chris: "Read this email. It's me, Cosmo."

christopher: "It's-a me, Comso!"

christopher: You Won't Believe What Valeros Got Away With!

christopher: Top 4 Laws Ezren Breaks Before Noon

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: kobold steaks sound like they would be really gamey

sara marie: Robot pun FTW!

robot chris: oh dang, I didn't even realize I did that, go me!

sara marie: gamey like Role Playing Game
sara marie: where kobolds come from

gary: i have to say "where kobolds come from" was one of the most disturbing conversations i ever had with my parents

katina: My mom just gave me a book about where kobolds come from and made me figure it out myself

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: "Life in Golarion" Brought to you in part by Pathfinder Legends, Big Finish and Viewers Like You.

gary: In the wilds of golarion adventures happen to the brave and the unlucky. These are their stories. DUHN DUHNNN

robot chris: Mister Ezren's Neighborhood?

katina: Game of Urgathoans?
katina: (That's the closest rhyme to Thrones I could get on 3pm brain.)

liz: Game of Bones

katina: Game of... Bonekeep?

robot chris: Trading Dungeons, now on TLC. Over the next two days, watch neighboring dungeons redecorate their least favorite level on a budget of 1,000 gp.

robot chris: While You Were Out Adventuring. Over the next two days, watch this spouse redecorate their loved ones lair and watch their reaction when we've painted over their sacred relic with a faux finish treatment and spruced up their throw pillows with a festive froghemoth patterned reupholstry job.

liz: Say Yay to the Decay: How to maximize your interactions with daemons

katina: How I Met Your Minotaur

sharaya: Taldors in Tiaras

[Cosmo]

Gary: Please to be re-reading carefully with mind in gutter...
Robot Chris: I don't think I want to

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: I can't actually think of anything to contribute to make this worse

[thunderspirit]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: I can't actually think of anything to contribute to make this worse

Yay! I'm participating!

[Griffid]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: "Read this email. It's me, Cosmo."

"Are you there Aroden? It's me, Cosmo."

[Jessica Price]

Cosmo: so we can punch him in the face, then get drunk with him?

Liz: Yes

Chris: yes

Liz: Like they do in Old Country

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Space is pretty deadly and unforgiving.

christopher: Just like Cosmo

cosmo: 8 minutes of bliss then a cold, dark hell

christopher: Just like Cosmo.

[Lamontius]

Jessica Price wrote:

Cosmo: so we can punch him in the face, then get drunk with him?

Liz: Yes

Chris: yes

Liz: Like they do in Old Country

this is the way of my people

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: Not Ready to Ship: Insufficient quantity in stock. (unspecified–2,147,483,647 business days)

sharaya: um...that seems like a lot of days

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: all's fair in war and hot pockets

[Vic Wertz]

Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Not Ready to Ship: Insufficient quantity in stock. (unspecified–2,147,483,647 business days)

sharaya: um...that seems like a lot of days

Well, it does say *business* days.

[Cosmo]

Ashley: Finance does not negotiate with terrorists or clowns.

[Mythic JMD031]

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: Finance does not negotiate with terrorists or clowns.

Mayor Quimby: Our city does not negotiate with Terrorists. Can we find a city who will?

[Sara Marie]

katina: "May she be surrounded by heavenly booted doggies."

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: Did those lyrics just say, "It puts the lotion on its skin?"

[Liz Courts]

Me: “...also looks into the void and grants new spells from the unknowing and inhuman minds dwelling in the cosmo.”
Me: …Cosmos.
Me: Not Cosmo.
Christopher: I... I don't think that's a typo.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Liz Courts wrote:

Me: “...also looks into the void and grants new spells from the unknowing and inhuman minds dwelling in the cosmo.”

Me: …Cosmos.
Me: Not Cosmo.
Christopher: I... I don't think that's a typo.

Your ideas for Inner Sea Gods are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Can you tell us which domains are available to clerics of Neil deGrasse Tyson?

[Liz Courts]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Your ideas for Inner Sea Gods are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Can you tell us which domains are available to clerics of Neil deGrasse Tyson?

NdGT is a herald of Sagan. Sagan's domains are Darkness, Knowledge, Law, Travel, Void, and some of his holy texts include Cosmos and Pale Blue Dot.

[Lamontius]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: Did those lyrics just say, "It puts the lotion on its skin?"

...possibly