
The Jade |

The first rule of the Sith: you don't talk about the Sith.
The second rule of the Sith: you don't talk about the Sith.
The third rule of the Sith: There can be only one! Or two... hell, I can't remember.
As for not talking about the Sith... in order to do this right, we'll need a code name. How about we scramble the letters S-I-T-H and just see what we g--wait! Scratch that.

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy |

Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"
Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!

KaeYoss |

KaeYoss wrote:Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!
Clowns are amusing. I just make people laugh.

2Centswise the Clown |

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:Clowns are amusing. I just make people laugh.KaeYoss wrote:Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

Tira'Mari-Sue Tyler-D'oh!Durden |

KaeYoss wrote:Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!
Is this where they're holding the Tyler-D'oh!Durden family reunion?
WHY WON'T SOMEONE TELL ME WH- oh yeah, First Rule... keep forgetting

Spanky the Leprechaun |

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy |

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:KaeYoss wrote:Bah. Sith. Bunch of losers. They're the 13-year-old counter-strike players of the Star Wars universe. "Look at me, I have a scary name! I have this RED lightsabre. It's totally red! And I totally cheat with those Jedi rules. HAHA! Fear me! Please! I'll be your friend!"Says the guy with the clown avatar on the roleplaying website. That's just Age-ist propaganda!Is this where they're holding the Tyler-D'oh!Durden family reunion?
WHY WON'T SOMEONE TELL ME WH- oh yeah, First Rule... keep forgetting
That, and I'm Grandma's favorite. Nyah nyah!

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy |

Bruunwald wrote:Henceforth, I shall be known as... Darth... Zeppelin!Oh the Humanity!
FIFY

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Great job finding Anakin to fulfill the prophecy and bring 'balance to the Force,' Qui-jon.
There were like, two Sith, and fifty or sixty Jedi.
Then there were *still* two Sith and only two surviving Jedi. Ta-da! Balance!
Here's a hint. Don't go for balance *when you're winning.*
Instead, take advantage of them being down, and kick them again!

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Great job finding Anakin to fulfill the prophecy and bring 'balance to the Force,' Qui-jon.
There were like, two Sith, and fifty or sixty Jedi.
Then there were *still* two Sith and only two surviving Jedi. Ta-da! Balance!
Here's a hint. Don't go for balance *when you're winning.*
Instead, take advantage of them being down, and kick them again!
I still hold that the reason the Sith fought the Jedi was to eliminate the competition.
Jedi:
And that's just in the prequels.