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RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8. Goblin Squad Member. RPG Superstar 6 Season Star Voter. ***** Pathfinder Society GM. 15,111 posts (15,198 including aliases). 9 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 36 Organized Play characters. 3 aliases.

Full Name

Matthew Morris


Homo Sapien Superior


Hermit 12




Large (working on that)



Special Abilities

able to remember volumes of useless information


Lawful Evil (ask either of my ex-wives!)


Yahweh, the Big guy in my henothesitc pantheon.


Columbus, Ohio


English, Medical Speak

Strength 10
Dexterity 13
Constitution 14
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 8
Charisma 12

About Matthew Morris

What's to say? I'm a Hermit, a rogue, collector of friends and minis (and some miniature friends) I also have a +10 perception bonus to spot Asian women, much to my friends' consternation. (I've no ranks in perception otherwise, and a -3 to hear 'take out the trash')

Ok, guess I should add to this now.


Matthew was born in Columbus. Finding this a mistake for his formative years he promptly moved to the backwoods of Ohio and developed a case of love for his rural background. Unfortunately while the woods are fun to hunt and play in, they lack sutible employment. Now living in Columbus having survived two divorrces, Matthew writes snarky comments online while he audits calls for his employer.

His hobbies include gaming, writing, collecting sharp pointy objects and friends. He also hates writing about himself in the third person.

Having twice made it into the top 32 of RPG superstar, Matthew now feels the need to revise this a bit, since he still hates writing in the third person. He still lives in Columbus, but is now a condo owner and making his happy Hermitage all his own. He lived with his roommate Donna, and her rodent, er, dog Rocky. When he lost Donna to a stroke, he inherited Rocky and became much sadder (if not wiser) When not at work he's often enjoying home, taking care of Rocky or other strays. He frequently tries to give the dog away to anyone who knocks on the door, including delivery guys. So far no takers.

The Hermit's works include"
Damascarran a spontaneous martial hybrid.Donna's Dozens - Magic Items
Donna's Dozens - Conditional Feats

Oh, and I'm blogging now. Don't be shocked if I offend you.