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smeg.

TOM BAKER!!!!!

curry?

Sooch a smeg!

mine!

mine!

mine!

Dwayne Dibbley wrote:

Captain Kid Rime wrote:

Back in the cage, kid.

I can be on this thread. Druids use my teeth as a place of worship!

I could make some more space for the druids.

There's a bodybag out there with that scudball's name on it, and I'm doing up the zip. Anyone who gets in my way gets a napalm enema.

git

gimbo

smeg

So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!"

You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people commited suicide. Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. you sign all your official letters "Arnold Rimmer BSc" and the BSc stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate". You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.

(Pointing at Hitler) Ignore him. He's a complete and total nutter! AND he's only got one testicle! "

Get real man. Most eunuchs have got more balls than you.

I have a mind to fill your boots with runny porridge again. That'll teach you a lesson about maturity.

lynora wrote:

whoo-hoo that was spicy. :(

First time making curry from scratch. I, uh, may have overdone the pepper a wee bit.

You can never have too much curry. Dave Lister would be proud.

I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.