Deep 6 FaWtL

[NobodysHome]

DeathQuaker wrote:

Shucks, folks.

Nobody's Home, re your spoiler...

** spoiler omitted **

Perfectly reasonably noble, thanks!

And yeah, back when I traveled for a living it would have been awesome.

EDIT: Seriously, iPad? “Perfectly reasonably noble?”
Well, we ARE going to the U.K. I’m sure it’s a title there.

And yeah, I’ve been at SFO for 6 hours now. Of COURSE I’m nekkid.

[Orthos]

I wonder what it says about me that I read it as "perfectly reasonable" (which I presume is what you intended in the first place) until I got to your line about the edit, at which point I had to double back and notice it wasn't as I'd first interpreted.

[NobodysHome]

Yay! Another 35-minute delay! Why don’t you fly again, CY?

[gran rey de los mono]

NobodysHome wrote:

Yay! Another 35-minute delay! Why don’t you fly again, CY?

Because it makes his arms tired.

[gran rey de los mono]

My phone loves to be dropped. It always cracks up.

[gran rey de los mono]

I was really excited when the doctor handed me a prescription for "dailysex", until my wife told me that it said "dyslexia".

[gran rey de los mono]

In college, I double majored in American History and Fashion Design. My final project was called "Gettysburg, a dress".

[gran rey de los mono]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but usually I just let her sleep.

[gran rey de los mono]

I told my son that, from now on, he only had to mow half the yard. He was happy until I told him that it was the top half.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but usually I just let her sleep.

I'm gonna save that one for my S.O.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but usually I just let her sleep.

I'm gonna save that one for my S.O.

I take no responsibility for what may happen if you call her "grumpy".

[Vidmaster7]

Better then Dopey.

[gran rey de los mono]

You could always crunch on a carrot and call her Doc.

[questioning rabbit]

Eh? lets not go stealin' anyone else routine eh Doc?

[Ordinary Rabbit]

*sniffs other rabbit*

*looks excited*

[Very concerned Vidmaster7]

Are we sure that thing is a rabbit?

[Vidthulu]

Yes.

[gran rey de los mono]

It's an ordinary rabbit. Says so in its name.

[Very_Simple_Commoner]

It does say so in the name...

[Limeylongears]

NobodysHome wrote:

DeathQuaker wrote:

Shucks, folks.

Nobody's Home, re your spoiler...

** spoiler omitted **

Perfectly reasonably noble, thanks!

And yeah, back when I traveled for a living it would have been awesome.

EDIT: Seriously, iPad? “Perfectly reasonably noble?”
Well, we ARE going to the U.K. I’m sure it’s a title there.

It's a village in Herefordshire.

[John Napier 698]

Hello, everyone!

[Woran]

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

[Woran]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Hello, everyone!

Hi John

[Freehold DM]

Woran wrote:

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

not really...

[captain yesterday]

Freehold DM wrote:

Woran wrote:

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

not really...

I do it all the time.

[Vanykrye]

And if all of *us* do it, it can't possibly be weird.

[Woran]

Vanykrye wrote:

And if all of *us* do it, it can't possibly be weird.

Uhuh.

[NobodysHome]

Safe in Lisbon... next plane for London boards in 45.

[DeathQuaker]

Limeylongears wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

DeathQuaker wrote:

Shucks, folks.

Nobody's Home, re your spoiler...

** spoiler omitted **

Perfectly reasonably noble, thanks!

And yeah, back when I traveled for a living it would have been awesome.

EDIT: Seriously, iPad? “Perfectly reasonably noble?”
Well, we ARE going to the U.K. I’m sure it’s a title there.

It's a village in Herefordshire.

But there it's pronounced "Perronabl".

[captain yesterday]

I'm rolling solo today.

[John Napier 698]

My relief is in. Have a good day, everyone.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Woran wrote:

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

Probably not as weird as dreaming intricately detailed stressmares about your mail delivery route.

[Woran]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Woran wrote:

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

Probably not as weird as dreaming intricately detailed stressmares about your mail delivery route.

Never delivered mail. My stress dreams when I was still working at a laboratory could get... real weird.

[Icyshadow]

First week at new job went pretty well.

[lisamarlene]

Woran wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Woran wrote:

Dreaming about the module you are GMing is just weird.

Probably not as weird as dreaming intricately detailed stressmares about your mail delivery route.

Never delivered mail. My stress dreams when I was still working at a laboratory could get... real weird.

Ditto for teaching. Like, dreaming of what I think is just a standard classroom emergency drill that ends up being an actual grizzly bear attack.

[captain yesterday]

I have dreams where I go back to work at places I used to work for.

[Limeylongears]

DeathQuaker wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

DeathQuaker wrote:

Shucks, folks.

Nobody's Home, re your spoiler...

** spoiler omitted **

Perfectly reasonably noble, thanks!

And yeah, back when I traveled for a living it would have been awesome.

EDIT: Seriously, iPad? “Perfectly reasonably noble?”
Well, we ARE going to the U.K. I’m sure it’s a title there.

It's a village in Herefordshire.

But there it's pronounced "Perronabl".

Only if you're related by blood to the rym-squaller of that hundred and have a badger on each hand.

[Drejk]

I occasionally had dreams of my schools.

[Freehold DM]

I have returned home.

[captain yesterday]

I worked for twelve hours today, by myself, I'm pretty tired.

[captain yesterday]

Vanykrye wrote:

And if all of *us* do it, it can't possibly be weird.

We're about as stereotypical as a middle class American family can get.

[gran rey de los mono]

This is a long one:

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

He made it out, but a single person died.

Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

[Vidmaster7]

Did you copy paste that or type the whole thing out?

[lisamarlene]

Limeylongears wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Has anyone seen Midsommar yet?

I've seen a review of it - seems to be in a similar vein to '(The) Wicker Man'

...neither version of which I had ever actually seen.

I can't deal with Nic Cage, so I found the original with Christopher Lee on some random Russian free video streaming site.
*that* was interesting.
Not actually scary, more like I imagine it would be to watch The Prisoner on a bad acid trip.
But interesting.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Did you copy paste that or type the whole thing out?

Whichever makes it funnier.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Did you copy paste that or type the whole thing out?

Whichever makes it funnier.

So neither, check, got ya.

[gran rey de los mono]

Depending on the species, a "ton of whales" is less than one.

[gran rey de los mono]

If raccoons are trash pandas, does that mean armadillos are panzer rats?

[Vidmaster7]

Even the small ones its not very many. like 4.

[gran rey de los mono]

Watch a Jackie Chan movie in reverse and it becomes about a man who magically fixes furniture with kung fu.