Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

And clearly the problem was with Orthos' browser. It somehow misdisplayed my post. There was no editing done. Nope. None whatsoever. I don't think that's even possible on these boards.

Neither is there nudity.

[Vidmaster7]

"Editor Ninja" then?

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR! I be better than a ninjer.

[Pirate_master7]

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be!

[Jimmy Buffett]

♫ Fess, I am a pie rate ♫
♫ Zoo thundered fears to rate ♫
♫ Bananas don't wonder ♫
♫ Bears know things to chunder ♫
♫ Rhyme a clover qwerty Vic rim of plate ♫
♫ A ride thing boo fate, a glide bring woo sate ♫

[LordSynos]

Morning FaWtLanteans! I hope everyone is well today, and has a good one ahead of them. :) I also hope everyone is having a good week so far. :D

[LordSynos]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

When I was in school, my music teacher told me I was a tenor. As is, I should always stand at least tenor twelve yards away from the microphone.

Should this not be "As in"?

[Vidmaster7]

I approve of what is happening here.

[gran rey de los mono]

LordSynos wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

When I was in school, my music teacher told me I was a tenor. As in, I should always stand at least tenor twelve yards away from the microphone.

Should this not be "As in"?

Looks like another person is having browser problems.

[Woran]

Finished the Harrowing yesterday.

Such an awesome module!

[Drejk]

Legend Of Five Rings today. I wonder if the GM got Courts Of Stones already with all its new options for ninja (who I happen to be as a Shosuro Infiltrator).

Also, I could use a chance to kill a few enemies, haven't done that in some time.

[Drejk]

I am going to see Spiderman with a friend before session.

After session will be sitting until the morning and giving stupid answers to stupid questions on Kickstarter.

[Vidmaster7]

Spider man was excellent. You will enjoy.

[gran rey de los mono]

Today's forecast is 95 with a heat index of 105. I am reminded of a thing I once saw wherein a guy said "That much heat and humidity is purt near enough to steam the wrinkles out yer nutsack."

[captain yesterday]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Today's forecast is 95 with a heat index of 105. I am reminded of a thing I once saw wherein a guy said "That much heat and humidity is purt near enough to steam the wrinkles out yer nutsack."

So, you're saying after I get off work I should strut the nude beach in Mazomanie.

[Limeylongears]

Yes, for a chance to win the coveted Smoothest Ballbag In The West award.

[Vanykrye]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Today's forecast is 95 with a heat index of 105. I am reminded of a thing I once saw wherein a guy said "That much heat and humidity is purt near enough to steam the wrinkles out yer nutsack."

Usually you have to pay at least $50 for that kind of service, but here, Mother Nature will do it for free.

[captain yesterday]

All I know is I'm sweating like a whatever sweats most in the animal kingdom, hippopotamus I suppose.

[captain yesterday]

Vanykrye wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Today's forecast is 95 with a heat index of 105. I am reminded of a thing I once saw wherein a guy said "That much heat and humidity is purt near enough to steam the wrinkles out yer nutsack."

Usually you have to pay at least $50 for that kind of service, but here, Mother Nature will do it for free.

I thought you told me it was $100! You bastards lied to me!!

[Vanykrye]

captain yesterday wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Today's forecast is 95 with a heat index of 105. I am reminded of a thing I once saw wherein a guy said "That much heat and humidity is purt near enough to steam the wrinkles out yer nutsack."

Usually you have to pay at least $50 for that kind of service, but here, Mother Nature will do it for free.

I thought you told me it was $100! You bastards lied to me!!

Madison is more hipster and yuppie, and therefore more expensive, than Peoria.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I think we need to have a fawtl cook off.

No, NH is not allowed in it.

Question: Are we allowed to cook FaWtLs?

checks random Fawtl for plumpness

Nah, they're all skin and bones.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Something something vegan something something eat more slaads

[gran rey de los mono]

A salad is what food eats.

[Limeylongears]

Perils of modern technology, pt. 1.

Savage Worlds. Exploring underground city. GM wants some ambience, says 'Alexa! Play mysterious music!', and gets this.

[Vanykrye]

Limeylongears wrote:

Perils of modern technology, pt. 1.

Savage Worlds. Exploring underground city. GM wants some ambience, says 'Alexa! Play mysterious music!', and gets this.

That's painful.

[DeathQuaker]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Something something vegan something something eat more slaads

*makes wedge salad with half a metric ton of blue cheese dressing and bacon.*

I'm doing it right, right?

*rereads*

Oops, nope.

*covers a slaad in blue cheese and bacon instead*

Now?

[Vanykrye]

I thought the slaad was supposed to be blue?

[Limeylongears]

Yes. Because of the cheese.

[Tacticslion]

Who has two thumbs and was born at a time more-or-less agreed upon to be this day in historical records?!

... I’unno, some doofus, probably.

Love you guys!

[Ninja-Assassin]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

"Editor Ninja" then?

Wait, what?

EDIT: So, gran, you embarrassed by an editing mistake?

EDIT 2: Tough. Blame yourself or yourself.

EDIT 3: I’m not blaming God, and I’m definitely not recommending anyone else do so. I mean, have you read the Hebraic Bible/Old Testament?

EDIT 4: Yes, I went a long way to get to that joke. Dedication. Commitment. These are the principles of a married ninja-assassin.

[Captain ?]

Where's the cheese.

[Freehold DM]

captain yesterday wrote:

I'm too wiped out this summer to make anything, much less competitively.

I thought your chess pie would be the end of us all?

[Freehold DM]

Drejk wrote:

Legend Of Five Rings today. I wonder if the GM got Courts Of Stones already with all its new options for ninja (who I happen to be as a Shosuro Infiltrator).

Also, I could use a chance to kill a few enemies, haven't done that in some time.

FOR THE GLORY OF THE SPIDER

[Freehold DM]

Ninja-Assassin wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

"Editor Ninja" then?

Wait, what?

EDIT: So, gran, you embarrassed by an editing mistake?

EDIT 2: Tough. Blame yourself or yourself.

EDIT 3: I’m not blaming God, and I’m definitely not recommending anyone else do so. I mean, have you read the Hebraic Bible/Old Testament?

EDIT 4: Yes, I went a long way to get to that joke. Dedication. Commitment. These are the principles of a married ninja-assassin.

blames self, God

[Freehold DM]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Something something vegan something something eat more slaads

Gladly.

[Freehold DM]

DeathQuaker wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Something something vegan something something eat more slaads

*makes wedge salad with half a metric ton of blue cheese dressing and bacon.*

I'm doing it right, right?

*rereads*

Oops, nope.

*covers a slaad in blue cheese and bacon instead*

Now?

takes bite out of Amby

Yup.

[Deranged PETA Protester]

That bacon is MURDER! *flails angrily*

[Freehold DM]

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

That bacon is MURDER! *flails angrily*

No, its Amby. takes another bite

[Malcompetent Houseruling DM]

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

That bacon is MURDER! *flails angrily*

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! That's way overpowered. {nerfs flail down to "1d2-1 dmg, requires full round action to swing"} There. Now back aboard my hastily hammered-together railroad exquisitely-crafted adventure.

[Drejk]

Vanykrye wrote:

I thought the slaad was supposed to be blue?

Red, blue, green, grey, black...

[Drejk]

No one killed (by me) on the session :(

Might get a new bonus by introduction of bonds from Courts Of Stone...

Get to ignore some stress from a check for which my comrade has skill ranks? Coincidentally we are all Scorpions with Skulduggery...

Three guesses what is the skill I use the most.

Spoiler:

Melee, Fitness, and Skulduggery, though Sentiment and Tactics are getting close.

I also might end getting a hefty bribe from a merchant wishing to flee the city in riots (with Crane army rushing to quell the rebellion) while we will leave the city with Otomo princess we all serve currently. Finally my materialism flaw will pay for itself!

[Broccoli Slaad]

Drejk wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

I thought the slaad was supposed to be blue?

Red, blue, green, grey, black...

With me, it's more about the stench.

Nothing like broccoli marinating in runny mayo, onions, and bacon all day to really suck the joy out of picnics as a kid.

[Drejk]

I saw the Spiderman Night Monkey. Fun-fun movie, though being fan of Spiderman (or at least knowing a bit about the Spiderman enemies - like me) really changes the viewing.

Mild as it can be sort of seen in some trailers:

One of the characters is Mysterio who behaves unlike Mysterio...

And this time really spoilers:

So I was wondering that he shows powers and acts as a genuine hero. My friend who did not know that he is illusionist felt that he gives an off vibe and I was wondering if he is completely different character in the movie or is everything that we see an elaborate illusion.

[captain yesterday]

Camps out in Skeld's front yard to await shipping of subs this month.

[gran rey de los mono]

I caught my son flushing pencils down the toilet today. When I asked him why, he said "Because they're #2s."

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you call someone you hate because all they do is ask you annoying questions? An askhole.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.

[gran rey de los mono]

My wife was going through her closet, and she said proudly "Look at this. I've had it since high school, and it still fits perfectly!" And now I'm sleeping on the couch for a week because I pointed out that it was a scarf.

[lisamarlene]

I finally managed to figure out the name of the book I've been trying to find for Teensy Valeros for a few months now, and I ordered a copy on ebay. (Cheaper than Amazon or Abebooks this time.) It was a silly chapter book I read in first or second grade and liked, and it's something I thought would be up his alley. It turned out the necessary google search string was "Hank Aaron triceratops book", and the title is "The Double Disappearance of Walter Fozbek".

[lisamarlene]

Meanwhile, if you're in the mood for some well done stupid physical comedy, here's How Animals Eat Their Food.