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Quiet, you. You are ruining the evening's entertainment.
Quiet, you. You are ruining the evening's entertainment.
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....I dont know whether to laugh or cry.
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Every minute I work tomorrow I'm on overtime.
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Last month, I found Springsteen's autobiography for a buck at the used book shop in my MiL's neighborhood, and I've been saving it. I didn't even look at the table of contents.
This afternoon, I was finally able to get into the swimming pool with a creamcicle-shaped air mattress and a big tumbler of iced tea, and binge-read the first eleven chapters.
NOW I feel like I'm on vacation.
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Hey, nibbling on nipples is definitely a fun thing... Usually.
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*munch munch munch*
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains*Offers up his turtle-head for Woran to nipple on*I'm normally not one to go English teacher on people for whom English is not their first language.
I just have to say that the word you're looking for is "nibble". "Nipple" is completely different.
*Puts on glasses and squints at his screen*
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Yea, should have caught that one.
But I won't offer up any excuses for being boob-brained...especially when Woran is involved :P
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Because I'm ridiculously smart this way, I neglected to apply sunblock before floating in the pool with my book all afternoon, got the worst sunburn I've had in years, then put on my size ten jeans (the ones that are just a little too tight for comfort) and walked around the county fair for four hours.
I HURT. SO MUCH.
But the fair was awesome, Grandma spoiled the kids rotten, and my 18 month old niece had her first taste of cotton candy, so her teeth ended up as blue as her eyes.
Now my niece is all wound up and running up and down the hall between the bedrooms, giggling like a maniac, and I can hear Val and Hermione asking their Auntie repeatedly to please try to get the little one to be quiet, because they want to sleep.
It's so funny when the shoe is on the other foot.
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Because I'm ridiculously smart this way, I neglected to apply sunblock before floating in the pool with my book all afternoon, got the worst sunburn I've had in years, then put on my size ten jeans (the ones that are just a little too tight for comfort) and walked around the county fair for four hours.
I HURT. SO MUCH.
But the fair was awesome, Grandma spoiled the kids rotten, and my 18 month old niece had her first taste of cotton candy, so her teeth ended up as blue as her eyes.
Now my niece is all wound up and running up and down the hall between the bedrooms, giggling like a maniac, and I can hear Val and Hermione asking their Auntie repeatedly to please try to get the little one to be quiet, because they want to sleep.
It's so funny when the shoe is on the other foot.
SO true...
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Sunburn... Check!
The runs... Check!
Tweaked back from sleeping on it wrong... Check!
Must be time for a travel day!
Just finished Stranger Things.
From now on, instead of "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra", it's going to be
Murray and Alexei at the Fun Fair.
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Sunburn... Check!
The runs... Check!
Tweaked back from sleeping on it wrong... Check!Must be time for a travel day!
That's something to be proud of, getting sunburnt in England.
Sunburn... Check!
The runs... Check!
Tweaked back from sleeping on it wrong... Check!Must be time for a travel day!
That's something to be proud of, getting sunburnt in England.
no idea what you are talking about.
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ALL DAY OVERTIME!!!!!!!!
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Sunburn... Check!
The runs... Check!
Tweaked back from sleeping on it wrong... Check!Must be time for a travel day!
That's something to be proud of, getting sunburnt in England.
Actually being present during the 2.5 days of good weather we have per year is good work, though it is semi-compulsory for all Caucasian males to get burned scarlet whenever the sun's out, in honour of the Fat Red Line of glorious military heritage.
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*munch munch munch*
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains*Offers up his turtle-head for Woran to nipple on*I'm normally not one to go English teacher on people for whom English is not their first language.
I just have to say that the word you're looking for is "nibble". "Nipple" is completely different.
*Puts on glasses and squints at his screen*
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Yea, should have caught that one.
But I won't offer up any excuses for being boob-brained...especially when Woran is involved :P
I'll take the scientific credit of discovering the first turtle with a nipple :P
I'll take the scientific credit of discovering the first turtle with a nipple :P*munch munch munch*
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains*Offers up his turtle-head for Woran to nipple on*I'm normally not one to go English teacher on people for whom English is not their first language.
I just have to say that the word you're looking for is "nibble". "Nipple" is completely different.
*Puts on glasses and squints at his screen*
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Yea, should have caught that one.
But I won't offer up any excuses for being boob-brained...especially when Woran is involved :P
That really does need to be in a scientific journal. That would be surreal.
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6 HOURS OF OVERTIME SO FAR!!!!!!
Also I installed three steps, got a really nice tip from the last job, and dug out a fifteen foot circle.
Hey.
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I wonder if its more cost effective to fly in captain yesterday to have my garden redone, then hiring someone local.
Yes.
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If you want it done right the first time, well, I've seen Cap's work. Worth it.
Plus, he packs inside of luggage fairly easily.
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If you want it done right the first time, well, I've seen Cap's work. Worth it.
Plus, he packs inside of luggage fairly easily.
I have in fact stowed away in luggage before (though not on a plane).
Might be a bit uncomfortable on an overseas flight, but I might be able to manage.
I do lack a mini bobcat however :(I wonder if its more cost effective to fly in captain yesterday to have my garden redone, then hiring someone local.Yes.
Rentals are a thing.
Otherwise I can do it the old fashioned way.
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I will do anyone's garden for the cost of transport, pizza, and chocolate.
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I will do anyone's garden for the cost of transport, pizza, and chocolate.
Switch out chocolate for coffee and those are my FaWtL folks prices.
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I will do anyone's garden for the cost of transport, pizza, and chocolate.
Presumably sorting you out with a hippogriff or pegasus means we get a better service than we'd get if you only had a riding dog or trained armadillo.
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I will do anyone's garden for the cost of transport, pizza, and chocolate.Presumably sorting you out with a hippogriff or pegasus means we get a better service than we'd get if you only had a riding dog or trained armadillo.
the only thing I can see DQ riding in on is the hood of a car with noone driving it.
If you want it done right the first time, well, I've seen Cap's work. Worth it.
Plus, he packs inside of luggage fairly easily.
I have in fact stowed away in luggage before (though not on a plane).
Might be a bit uncomfortable on an overseas flight, but I might be able to manage.
I'd advise against trying. You might end in underpressured cargo hold...
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** spoiler omitted **
That’s so cool! Thanks, John! :)
Night John.
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Edinburgh is beautiful, as always, and we had a fantastic dinner at The Arcade. The rain made everyone not want to go walkies, though, so we’re leaving Edinburgh un-sightseen for the moment. This means Lord Synos will likely get a walk up the Royal Mile, dinner at The Arcade, and a ghost tour, because ghost tours! Whee!
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And don’t think I didn’t notice the number of people questioning a Californian getting sunburnt in England, yet not a single person questioning a Californian getting the runs from English food...
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You're just not used to a diet that doesn't solely consist of goji berries, activated artisan quinoa and spirulina crystals.
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*shudder* Kale....
I tried a recipe that involved honey and chili powder and a few other strong flavors in hopes of making Kale eatable. It failed.
That's the spelling I was going for but the spell check said that one was right. I should of went with my instinct instead of trusting the machine.
We are already in the Matrix broh-sif.
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I will do anyone's garden for the cost of transport, pizza, and chocolate.Presumably sorting you out with a hippogriff or pegasus means we get a better service than we'd get if you only had a riding dog or trained armadillo.
Though I do appreciate the efficiency of a hippogriff, it depends more on the quality of the chocolate, actually.
the only thing I can see DQ riding in on is the hood of a car with noone driving it.
Yeah, but the police asked me to stop doing that.