
Punniculus |
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Tasha the half-kender wrote:He can try, but he'll only end up disappointed. As a GM, I'm immune to mental domination of any sort. Especially by NPCs.John Napier 698 wrote:Yawn Good morning, everyone. Stares about in confusion. Huh? What? This thread has succumbed to silliness again, hasn't it? Goes back to sleep.It's the power of Punniculus!
And soon you will all serve him!
Who says I'm an NPC?! I'm a freaking GOD (of sorts)! Therefore I reject your reality, and substitute one of my own! HA! Didn't see that coming, did'ya?
And, in this reality, I'm nekkid. Deal with it!

Punniculus |
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I'm so jealous.
I've been trying to substitute reality for a naked reality for centuries and it didn't work (it's paradox, I tell you)I think I have got too much to learn from you (but don't try to get me into one of your costumes, no way I am going to get dressed!)
I'm perfectly fine with you not getting dressed. (I would link some pictures, but I think that might get me in trouble with Paizo.)

Zoltan Planeswalker |
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I have to say, it looks like you might be able to do justice to the topless Thorin from earlier. Maybe you can at least try it out. Just, see how it feels.
Comfortable. Not very different from some of the costumes I've had to wear. It's what happens when you are a wizard who qualifies for Power Attack...

Punniculus |

Punniculus wrote:I have to say, it looks like you might be able to do justice to the topless Thorin from earlier. Maybe you can at least try it out. Just, see how it feels.Comfortable. Not very different from some of the costumes I've had to wear. It's what happens when you are a wizard who qualifies for Power Attack...
How do you feel about this option?

Zoltan Planeswalker |
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How do you feel about this option?
I am a wizard, not AM BARBARIAN!
What about this?
My handler and his girlfriend made me wear it for a long time. They said it was better than Mage Armor, although I didn't notice any difference.

Punniculus |
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Punniculus wrote:How do you feel about this option?I am a wizard, not AM BARBARIAN!
What about this?
My handler and his girlfriend made me wear it for a long time. They said it was better than Mage Armor, although I didn't notice any difference.
I like it. This way we can put you on a leash if we need to keep you from wandering off.

Zoltan Planeswalker |
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I am afraid I am a natural-born wanderer. Since I've discovered my planeshifting abilities I can't stay in the same place for too long.
Plus, in less than a week I have scheduled a planeshift to that strange world (Dirt? Ground? I am terribad with names) with "televisions" for the premiere of Game of Thrones.

gran rey de los mono |

Schmorgan Heckengaard |
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I am afraid I am a natural-born wanderer. Since I've discovered my planeshifting abilities I can't stay in the same place for too long.
Plus, in less than a week I have scheduled a planeshift to that strange world (Dirt? Ground? I am terribad with names) with "televisions" for the premiere of Game of Thrones.
Don't bother. That show sucks.

gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:A great to mess with your players: striped dragons.
"Before you you see a large chromatic dragon."
"What color is it?"
"It's green with red and black stripes."
"WTF!"Behold, the horrors that are the Polychromatic Dragons!
Edit: Maybe they're Scottish Dragons?
Tartan dragons could be interesting. Especially if they wear kilts, tams, and sporrans.

The Game Hamster |
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*is reading twitter*
Um... this can't be true. Americans don't have egg cups?
Egg cups are a little silly. They can be difficult to clean, and are just an extra dish to wash anyway, since the egg will lie perfectly in a bowl or on a plate anyway.
Edit: they do look nice, but... come on, they aren't really practical at all...

Kjeldorn |
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Kjeldorn wrote:Looks in on the thread...
opens mouth...
closes mouth...
Decides against any overt callouts, while hoping to the gods that the tread will devolve into a alias pillow-fight.Edit: Happy b-day TL
*Hits Kjeldorn with a dragon sized pillow*
Maybe wrong alias?
Kjeldorn blasts off againnnnn!!!!
*Disappears into a twinkle in the sky*

Tacticslion |
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Thanks for all the well-wishes!
... er, well, most of them!
(By way of example: my wife would not want me to have a harpy birthday, for several reasons, including - but not limited to - disemboweling being a messy business, and if I messed around with harpies, it could go either way as to which would get to me first...)
But I appreciate all the sentiments!

Kileanna |
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Thanks for all the well-wishes!
... er, well, most of them!
(By way of example: my wife would not want me to have a harpy birthday, for several reasons, including - but not limited to - disemboweling being a messy business, and if I messed around with harpies, it could go either way as to which would get to me first...)
But I appreciate all the sentiments!
Everybody fave this post to wish TL a happy birthday!!!
(His, not mine)

The Game Hamster |
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Yes. I defy you to come up with a more practical solution for soft-boiled eggs. And why someone would eat hard boiled egg unless there's serious risk of salmonella is beyond me.
depends how soft we are talking there... some are soft, but firm enough to sit on a plate, others are quite runny.
They aren't ate all that much here in the Ohio Valley, most Ohioans (not I) prefer overcooked food for some reason. That said, deviled-eggs are an eggscellent reason to eat hard-boiled eggs.Edit: Also, for the really runny ones, a bowl, with the egg cracked into and a slice of bread, toasted with butter on both sides to soup up any of the leftover yolk sounds delicious and practical to me.

Drejk |
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Wife: "Why are you late?"
Husband: "There was a man outside looking for a $100 bill he dropped."
Wife: "Oh, and you helped him find it?"
Husband: "No. I was standing on it and had to wait for him to give up looking."
That was Johnny explaining why he was late to the school. And the bill value was much lower.