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Not Kileanna
Not double posting
*Puts another character on the thread and vanishes*
Hey, that's a me! Cool!
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My handler and his girlfriend draw many ideas from the shows they watch. I must be ready. Plus, it's better than the "TV Comercials" one; I hate how it keeps interrupting another shows!
I am afraid I am a natural-born wanderer. Since I've discovered my planeshifting abilities I can't stay in the same place for too long. Plus, in less than a week I have scheduled a planeshift to that strange world (Dirt? Ground? I am terribad with names) with "televisions" for the premiere of Game of Thrones.
How do you feel about this option? I am a wizard, not AM BARBARIAN! What about this? My handler and his girlfriend made me wear it for a long time. They said it was better than Mage Armor, although I didn't notice any difference.
I have to say, it looks like you might be able to do justice to the topless Thorin from earlier. Maybe you can at least try it out. Just, see how it feels. Comfortable. Not very different from some of the costumes I've had to wear. It's what happens when you are a wizard who qualifies for Power Attack...
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Mental domination is for weaklings. Mind-blowing revelations and nonsense chit-chat? That's the stuff Madness is made of! By the way, Madness can be a medicine for the modern world. You take it in moderation, it’s beneficial.
Ahhh...I remember those old 3.0 days when I could spontaneously cast a spell not in my spellbook. Good times. Elisa, don't waste your time with that. Your handler won't let you be succesful. Just live the life.
Amusing. Another character that seems to know we are all fantasy characters in a sort of cosmic tragedy. And she is able to tell who is a NPC and who is a PC! You have my attention.
I sell JTDV's film rights to Disney. He may not be killed, but he will be JTDV no more!
Kileanna should not rule this city because anarchy is the way to go!
The Game Hamster is banned for breaking the heart of my rat familiar. She was really into you and you cheated on her!!
Yes, boss! I have casted Animate Object on your airship and told it to do some jogging. I hope it can lose those last few pounds! Minions, pin the tail on the dragon!
You can travel to Rix Maadi, where you will find a never-ending party in the active volcano that is the lair of the archdemon Rakdos the Defiler and his happy mad cult. It will be the best party of your life! I can also planeshift you to Shiv, land of crazy red dragons, where you can bet your life trying to get a bunch of dragon eggs. Just for the bravest of adventurers. If you want to test your force of will, I will take you to the Azorius Tribunals, where you can face yourself with the complexities of a legal system designed to avoid your success and to bore you to death. Do you want to try your luck? Just let me target you with a Prismatic Spray. Planeshift not guaranteed, though. I will try until I succeed or you are dead. Payment in advance required. Survival not guaranteed. The next poster chooses the Prismatic Spray option.
*Pits*
Elise should not rule this city... or the world... because she is an intelligent sword in disguise.
I use Polymorph any Object to turn Sissyl's animated headpiece into GoatToucher. Then I polymorph Seleena into a goat. GROSS!
Unique Commoner can not rule this city because... well... she is a COMMONER! It would have to multiclass into Aristocrat. And multiclassing is EVIL. Therefore Paladin falls.
Just throw enough goblins at it and that nasty punchline should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins. The next poster politely dissents.
Summons a Rust Monster.
It was a match made in Hell
The next poster gets what no man deserves
Granted! Now, what can I do with such a small spell book? I wish for a cool library.
Casts Greater False Life and Unwilling Shield while Ellara is in the cave.
I forget nothing.
Hires Ellara to kill the first person she sees inside a cave.
5/10. You don't seem quite enough unbalanced. |