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*sigh, Gets dressed*

Lacedaimon is another name for Sparta.


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So... just a red cape and a sword and you're good, right?


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Heck, no! I'll wear as much armor as I can afford.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
A new patient went to see a doctor about his ingrown toenail. The nurse led him to a cubicle and said "Take off your clothes and the doctor will be here shortly." The man said "Why do I need to take my clothes off, I'm just here about an ingrown toenail?" The nurse said "It's our policy that everyone has to undress," and then turned and left. The man started undressing, saying to himself "I think it's a stupid policy." He heard a voice from the cubicle next to him say "You're telling me. I'm just hear the fix the phones and they're making me get naked too."
I didn't know freehold was a doctor.
If Freehold was the doctor, then I'm pretty sure the nurses would be nekkid too.

I would never force my nurses to be naked.

They have a choice between the mei outfit or the Anna outfit or the milkmaid outfit.

Duh.


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NobodysHome wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Welcome home. Sorry we couldn't reach your post goal. I tried, but there are too many slackers around here.

No worries! I was going to do a Flickr thing for the trip (or whatever photo share I use -- I just right-click and hit "post". One day I may get in trouble for that), but this batch is over 600 pictures.

And while I'm sure all of you would love to pour through 600 pictures of strangers, I figure I need to pare it down to 60... apparently all of NobodysWife if Freehold gets his way.

gets excited

Quote:

** spoiler omitted **

weeps openly


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*Googles 'Mei outfit'*

*Googles Anna outfit*

They are suspiciously sensible...

Spoiler:
The Google decided to show me outfit of a character named "Mei" from Overwatch and Anna from "Frozen". No, I don't have safe search turned off, that's what google decided based on popularity of searches and whatever is spied on me through years...

Knowing FHDM, I expect Mei Shiranuy Shiranui from King Of Fighters (yay, I only made a minor error with her surname...).


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Soundblaster kyton.

Where you go, you won't need your eyes... Because it wants you to focus on listening.


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lisamarlene wrote:
So... just a red cape and a sword and you're good, right?

I have both of those things.

You can borrow 'em if you want, John, but all the other Spartans might look at you a bit funny.


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Got stung by a scorpion in my own bedroom last night, the spirit of Arizona must be angry with me.

Or maybe it's welcoming me fully into its burny venemous embrace, hard to tell.


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Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
So... just a red cape and a sword and you're good, right?

I have both of those things.

You can borrow 'em if you want, John, but all the other Spartans might look at you a bit funny.

Depends on which type of Spartans we're talking about.


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Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
So... just a red cape and a sword and you're good, right?

I have both of those things.

You can borrow 'em if you want, John, but all the other Spartans might look at you a bit funny.

Crap. I meant spear, not sword.

I shouldn't be permitted to post pre-coffee.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
So... just a red cape and a sword and you're good, right?

I have both of those things.

You can borrow 'em if you want, John, but all the other Spartans might look at you a bit funny.

Depends on which type of Spartans we're talking about.

As long as Gerard Butler is absent, we're fine.

300 gave me a pain.
Not as much as Braveheart, but...
Just no.


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I meant Spartans and Halo Spartans. :)


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So, I've started the photo uploads, but I have 750 more photos to go through, so expect a week or more before it's complete.

I'll re-post the link once I'm done.


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I wrote about Some Thoughts on Multiclassing that've been percolating for a while.

A teaser snippet:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Structurally, multiclassing is an awkward wrinkle in this unspoken assumption, a bone thrown to players not entirely satisfied with D&D’s class structure.

#WastingMySunday


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The Game Hamster wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Reason no. 847,632 why I adore my daughter:

She and her brother are in their bedroom with the door closed before bedtime. I ask, "Why aren't you two brushing your teeth?"
She answers, "MOMMY, I'm just trying to get my brother to learn Ancient Greek."
Obviously.
Ὦ ξεῖν’, ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε / κείμεθα τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.
near as I can figure, your actually using modern greek here. and why bring up Lace Demons?

I just copy/pasted what came up on Wikipedia. Dangerous, I know, but I took a chance.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Congratulations, gran rey de los monos, I do believe that's your funniest post in days.

I posted something funny? When? Where?


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Drejk, quick, we need stats for a Lace Demon! It can have a big, poofy ruff around it's neck, airbrushed abs, and throw doilies like shuriken.


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, I've started the photo uploads, but I have 750 more photos to go through, so expect a week or more before it's complete.

I'll re-post the link once I'm done.

Hey! You cut your hair!

At least I think? It looks shorter on that couch picture compared to the one at Disney...

Incidentally, in a Firefly game, I recently had a character that was (very loosely) vaguely inspired by you! ... namely in that he wore chef pants (specifically the red chili pepper-on-black chef pants) and was blonde (like your avatar, though not you).

He... didn't have much else in the way of similarities, though, being basically uneducated (he skipped college when the rest of his buddies entered), being extremely unprofessional in general, and being relatively "lazy"/"onery" (i.e. more chaotic than lawful). He was kind of a genius, though, at least as a pilot, so there's that!

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

I wrote about Some Thoughts on Multiclassing that've been percolating for a while.

A teaser snippet:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Structurally, multiclassing is an awkward wrinkle in this unspoken assumption, a bone thrown to players not entirely satisfied with D&D’s class structure.
#WastingMySunday

Hyped to read, once I have time!


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Ack!

My wife just reminded me that it's roughly two-and-a-half hours until my birthday!

Sweet!


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What kind of Futureland™ do you live in! It's only 8:28 here.


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Some guys are discussing Game of Thrones:

"Everyone I loved is dead the rest have gotten nude for no good reason."

----

"I never got past the first 4 or 5 episodes. I lost all interest once Sean Bean died."


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Happy (early) Birthday, TL. :)


captain yesterday wrote:
What kind of Futureland™ do you live in! It's only 8:28 here.

"The East Coast" (also acceptable: "Florida" or "near enough to the theme parks that it's rubbed off on us"...)


Thanks, John!


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Excellent, I won't have to stay up so late to wish you happy birthday. :-)


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Happy early b'day, TL, here's to family, friends, and gaming!


Thanks! And amen!


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Happy early birthday, TL. Have fun tomorrow.


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The joy of playing (a very heavily modded) Stellaris, getting the nice new toys, a few Titans and Leviathans, then accidentally putting a colony right near the xenophobic Fallen Empire that is nearby. They get pissed and declare war on you. Due to them having a tech advantage (AND their own Titans and Leviathans), they curb stomp your nice shiny 250k fleet with their old fleet of 360k. ~sighs~ Back to an older saved game.


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Happy birthday Tacticslion!!

Don't do anything I would do (like walk by a Farm & Fleet when the alarm is going off and the police are just getting there).

Say hi to Orthos for me. :-)


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A birfday? YAY!! Does we gets cakes?

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings start rampaging through all the nooks and crannies of FaWtL to try and find hidden sweets*

*1d4 ⇒ 4 Slaadlings find a pile of toenail clippings under the couch and eat them*


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Does anyone else hear a retching sound from under the couch? Because I'm not cleaning that up.


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He'll probably leave that for me to do. [/Eeyore]


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I woke up with a back ache. Oh, joy...


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A birthday joke for Tacticslion:

Patient: "Doctor, I got such bad heartburn from eating my birthday cake. What should I do?"
Doctor: "Well, you could blow the candles out first."


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Sex Line Worker: "Mmmm, baby. Tell me what you're wearing."
Eskimo: "Basically everything I own. It's really freaking cold up here."


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Just remember, and car can be a self-driving car if you just don't give a s%#$.


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I found out today that I'm colorblind. Man, that really came out of the purple.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
I found out today that I'm colorblind. Man, that really came out of the purple.

That one caught me by surprise.


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Smoking will kill you. Eating bacon will kill you. But, smoking bacon will cure it.


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I just burned 3,000 calories. That will teach to fall asleep while the brownies are still in the oven.


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I once dated a girl who had a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was actually really easy. Jill painted her fingernails purple, and Bill had a penis.


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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for three young mothers and their children. He said "You all have obsessions." He pointed to the first mother and said "You are obsessed with sweets. You even named your daughter Candy." He pointed at the second mother and said "You are obsessed with money. You even named your daughter Penny." As he turned to point at the third mother, she stood up, took her son's hand, and said "Come on, Dick. We're leaving."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for three young mothers and their children. He said "You all have obsessions." He pointed to the first mother and said "You are obsessed with sweets. You even named your daughter Candy." He pointed at the second mother and said "You are obsessed with money. You even named your daughter Penny." As he turned to point at the third mother, she stood up, took her son's hand, and said "Come on, Dick. We're leaving."

Probably won't be her only child.


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The other day I was at a coffee shop and really needed to pass gas. I could tell it was going to be a long and noisy one, but decided that the music was loud enough to obscure it. After I relieved the pressure in my bowels, I noticed that everyone was staring at me. That's when I remembered I was wearing headphones.


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Little Johnny was traveling up north to visit a friend during the winter. His friend's mother saw Johnny shivering, so she said "Come over here and put your hands between my thighs to warm them up." Johnny walked over to her and said "You know, my ears are really cold too."


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Two boys were arguing when the teacher came over and asked what was wrong. The first boy said "We found a $10 bill on the ground, and decided to give it to which one of us could tell the biggest lie." The teacher said "You boys should be ashamed of yourselves. Why, when I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was!"

The boys decided to give her the money.


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Doctor: "I'm not really sure what the cause of your ailment is. It could be due to the alcohol."
Patient: "Okay. I'll just come back when you're sober and we'll try again."


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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
And some don't

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