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21 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Wait...there's a bell toll? F!~@ing taxes on everything nowadays.


captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
The Anti-Chris wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a#!*#&$ that ran over my pet frog!"
Anti-Christ is that you?
Close, but not quite.
I swear you are almost as prepared as Cpt. with these aliases.

Aliases?

That doesn't sound like me, you sure you got the right person.

Maybe he was thinking about me.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Of course you realize, I'll now work it into every conversation for the rest of the week.

Betwixt building walls and shaving bears.


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*shaves an angry skidloader with a bear*


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Don't forget me.


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*does chores for the Brigadier*


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Seems fine to me.


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I don't want to interrupt, but I may have found a picture of Freehold in cosplay.


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*checks pockets*

Nope, no fish heads. Just snake hips and chicken lips.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Trying to interpret the shopping list handed to me.

Steamer Dump Meal.

I think I see the problem. That's supposed to say "Steaming Dump Meal". You need to get a meal that will cause you to take a steaming dump.


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Limeylongears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

ALL her money is being saved, the last time she saved ALL her money she bought a dog.

Besides, deals were made, I get Starfinder, the kids can save up for mermaid tails (Tiny T-Rex is also very excited to be a Merman).

Will he also get:

A) A trident
B) A sea-green beard
C) A conch shell?

Nah, give him a clam-shell bra like his sister.


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*sets up pile of pillows*


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Doesn't anyone have any birthday stories?


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Or bonchon? That was a thing he liked, right?


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You can put custom voice boxes in those, right? Can you tell the employee the bear is for the dog to hump, then ask them to record themselves saying "Who's a bad doggy?" repeatedly for the voice box?


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Sure, but it will be shoddily made, have poor quality control, possibly contain toxic chemicals, and fall apart inside a year.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Behold! A dog picture so adorable it'll make cats vomit in jealousy!

Ahh, the old love story of a dog and his bear. Better than Romeo and Juliet.


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Cap Yesterday, In Winter Denial wrote:

The temperatures should start improving today, after God knows how long in the thirties.

Not that it matters, I've been wearing shorts the whole damn cold spell.

f&*+ the cold b*#!%es!!!!!!

*pushes glasses up on nose* I believe you meant to say "f%+$ the cold, b~@#@es". Unless you are planning to have intercourse with chilled women. *laughs snortily*


This is a man who knows his holidays.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Perhaps i've gone too far.

There is no such thing. You can go Not Far Enough. You can go Just Far Enough. And then you can Redefine Enough.


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Dibs on this one.