I intend to train them to play the bagpipes, so yes, it will be worth it.
Flee bagpipes. Nice.
Everybody gets to set your clocks to the correct time now, yes?
Muhaahahahahahaha!
Hehehehe !
So concise. It feel so good to be me: the ultimate thread winner.
Congratulations!...wait...
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Yes, something about the statement Quiche Lisp has just said is rather odd.
However, more importantly, I have successfully created two new monsters using the DNA of YawarFiesta and crab7.
May I present: Minostacean.
*The first creature seems to be mostly crab-like, but it has hooves at the end of its feet and instead of pincers it has vaguely human hands with its head looking more like a fish and extending from an elongated neck.*
And Crabitaur!
*Stepping forward is a vaguely centaur creature, except that it has the body of a bull instead of a horse. Also, instead of hooves, it has feet like a crab. The creature possesses a human upper torso, but has pincers instead of hands. Its head is like a bull, but the mouth is almost spider-like.*
What do think? Impressive aren't they?
Does this means I am a daddy?
*upset clacking*
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Surf 'n' turf, all in one. Nice work!
*Leaps out and ambushes the tasty-looking Crabitaur*
*Violently devours Crabitaur*
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*looks irritatedly at Wily*
*"violently" devouring something indicates that it was done in several dozen pieces, not in any shape to pull a chest-burster maneuver*
*tramples on Dr. Wily out of infuriated principle for attempting to narrate his ignominious defeat, before stomping off in a huff.*
*Will return when some monster or person is ready to engage in a real fight.*
That’s right. Don’t make me start something I can’t finish...
I was gonna wake pun pun to handle this but he says I only get to call him in once a year.
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*The crumpled remains of Dr. Albert Wily are quickly revealed to be a robot and the real Dr. Albert Wily steps forward.*
I'd be VERY surprised if any of you didn't see this coming, as it's one of the oldest tricks in my book.
*Sees the destroyed robot start leaking oil, kicks it in disgust.*
Also, clearly Finster has made his monsters to be able to heal themselves and that Bloodfang should know that evil doesn't usually engage in a fair fight, much less a "real" one.
*Goes to walk away, only to remember something.*
Oh, Vidmaster7, you need not worry about relying on Pun-Pun as Porto is trying his hand at monster making using one of the kobold's loose teeth.
Worked alright for Cadmus.
It occurred to me that it was a rather cruel thing to do to the bassist in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, so I decided against it, in the end.
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Don't worry, I have the perfect solution for that.
*Captures the bassist from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and grinds them into a soft, edible paste, mixes it with some liquidised pixies and feeds it to a nightmare ettercap. Then kills it and stuffs it with 6 of the most rotund halflings (who are still alive) and then boils the unholy mixture into a most delicious soup for Timemaster7.*
There we are, problem solved!
Oh, no. Not Flea. They have a spare drummer, though.
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*After the count had shoved everyone into the warehouse, Goattoucher and a select few others (including the two remaining nameless adventurers) went to the lab of Ibsen. Where there was a strange, metallic looking garden and a little man tending to the flowers.*
Ah, Ibsen, you're finally back. I was wondering if you were... wait, you're not Ibsen! Die trespassers!
*The gnome activates a button and the garden springs to life with deadly weaponry.*
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*The battle in the machinist's garden gets more intense.*
You could use a trim!
*Attacks with a weaponised hedge trimmer.*
Meet your bloom!
*The flowers turn into machine guns and start firing.*
My roses are of the highest calibre!
*Now the hedge rows start spewing fire.*
If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my garden!
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My turn now, with the somewhat epic conclusion.
*Shows the final part of the flashback montage.*
It's rather quick, so make sure you get a good look.
*The montage shows that Goattoucher and company manage to defeat the gnome and shut down his deadly mechanical garden.*
Just one more clip to go now.
*Goattoucher and company then enter the lab of Ibsen, get briefly attacked by some robot animals, find the last accordion and destroy the lab (with one of the nameless adventurers getting crushed to death by the ensuing debris).*
After that, we came to meet all of you here.
Werehouse? Their house! and there and there and there.
I tired it on another time line. Turns out I'm True neutral.
At last, a full complement of accordions, and just in time for the feast day of Benignus of Armagh.
Bites off Fish-Malkovich's arm up to elbow along with bowl of soup.
Very delicious. Love the meat.
It’s a shark eat shark world.
Sounds awful fishy to me.
He has definitely never been accused of having good taste.
Au contraire! Ice-cream cone hat and pink ruff is this season's Must-Have Look!
Possibly she has worms?
I DO NOT HAVE WORMS!
That is what I have always liked about Lady Blackmoor.
She gives such statements with so serious a tone that nobody knows if she is kidding or not.
You are her latest victim Count.
It's a living.
Lady Blackmore does seem to share a similar taste in neckwear and headgear to Un-Bear-Able-Puns.