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Housemaids Melt Titanium Lingerie.
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Help Me To Lie.
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Hey Their My Lizard.
How in The Mermaid Loving heck did that thing get in here?
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*Looks around to see if an Andoren eagle is present, but sees it is not.*
You are all weirdos. Ugh!
Sorry. I got stuck in traffic. But I see you have matters well in hand. Carry on chastising these weirdos. Ugh.
Sorry, Vidmaster, looks like I forgot to close the door. I'm old. I forget things sometimes.
* grabs Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra by the ear and drags them out the door *
Out you go until you learn to play in tune.
* closes the door *
That does it, I'm going in.
*Performs the vampire tradition of appearing in the dark, luring the intended target into a false sense of security, then sucking their blood until they are either dead or a vampire themselves.*
Hopefully, this will sort out the whole Schism issue.
Missed Me! Missed Me!
Now you gotta...Never mind.
Missed Me! Missed Me!
Can you carry 22 lbs for 2-3 days straight?
My hair gel alone weighs that much.
Plus food and water too?
A glockenspiel is not nearly offensive enough to pique my interest, and I see nothing wrong with going Straight To The Trombone.
Pulg's Fairy Banjo And Musical Saw Orchestra is my next project.
I can play a mean triangle.
How are you on tge vicious circle?
Yes scribble away.
308 or 223 ?
Oh, yes - Number 308. Woman on steroids, man on alfalfa farm.
Number 223. Woman and man in sou-westers, both holding (NOT WEARING) their waders. Woman swings them clockwise, man swings them anti-clockwise. Do-se-do, promenade, salute the flag, pay 45 sous to the judge, pass the dutchie on the left-hand side.
Number 223, every time. A bit overelaborate, true, but well worth it. What do you think, Count?
Yelp.
The #1 survival skill is being able to sprint 1/4 mile away from danger to safety.
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No offense, but I've been to danger (nice place, you can get hot chocolate on tap) and I can assure you, it is actually a lot closer to safety (again, another nice place, whenever you order a meal you get a free concubine to dine with) so you need only walk the 1/64 mile instead of going on a sprint the long way around.
Well said. It stands to reason training to sprint a 1/4 mile
will leave you well enabled for any quick walk of 1/64 miles
to enjoy all the chocolate ice cream magic.
Burger King for Lunch?
Not unless they've started offering free concubines as well.
The #2 survival skill is being able to walk continuously for 2-3 days to a safe zone/strong point.
Right now in Australia, it is Winter.
Edgar Winter or Fimbul Winter?
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I have risen.
None are safe.
All sing praise the mighty god Jabberjaw!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
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To celebrate my awakening, I am throwing a party.
BYOBD.
Grandpa Wonderbra will be catering for those not of the eternal night variety.
Festivities will include a fireworks display at midnight.
I will be hiring Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band as the primary entertainment.
Wait!
Why did I say the A word?
Go back to sleep, you!
*Yawn*
Okay, I do feel a little drained.
We've got a big gig coming up, fairies - better get practicing!
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