Shame fusion is many things to many people, all of them terrible.
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Shmebulock
Hello everyone
Ah! Finally! I'm not a stone anymore. I must say, it took quite a while for me to get out of that one. Say! what on earth is going on here?
Hi every.... oops, wrong thread. :-/
Welcome, Uri Meca. You are now trapped here forever, like the rest of us.
Another victim of this insidious trap.
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Truly this is the Hotel California of Internet threads.
Ikr, once you tread uncarefully, you're swallowed by the randomness that is this thread.
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!!!!
Sure, because we saw what happened to the last guy who attacked John Cleese with a banana.
Good, that means the win is mine.
[ Belphegor gets shanked before taking the win ]
POOG!!!
[Parries]
No, weird man not beat Poog.
[Shanks JD muppet in return]
{sweeps Poog's leg}
*Goblin Souffle*
MOLTEN DRAGON!!!
Bad molten dragon! Bad!
Ahem, sorry don't know what came over me....
That's it. The pants are coming off!
Wooo hooo pants are optional day!!! -fires up some dubstep on the jukebox.-
*Skips in and out of thread, wearing a kilt and blue makeup*
Hum. I'd have thought it would be like a dog's: the whole "lipstick" thing going on, and all that, but I'll be damned if it's not covered from bow to stern with hair, just like the rest of him.
He's going to need a bigger sporran...
Hum. I'd have thought it would be like a dog's: the whole "lipstick" thing going on, and all that, but I'll be damned if it's not covered from bow to stern with hair, just like the rest of him.
He's going to need a bigger sporran...
NNNOOOOPPPPEEEE!!! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPING RIGHT ON OUT OF THIS THREAD!!!
NNNOOOOPPPPEEEE!!! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPING RIGHT ON OUT OF THIS THREAD!!!Hum. I'd have thought it would be like a dog's: the whole "lipstick" thing going on, and all that, but I'll be damned if it's not covered from bow to stern with hair, just like the rest of him.
He's going to need a bigger sporran...
You are only delaying the inevitable. Highlander Were-Corgi will still find you and behead you.
OK, how did Aunt Nancy get out of her oubliette in the basement? Who forgot to replace the bar across the door?
I think the bar across the door is part of the problem. You know what she's like once she gets a couple of gins inside her.
It's even easier when you forget to lock the transom window above the door, and I can just climb through it.
Thanks for the gin though.
Fascinating. -shakes can of Raid insect poison-
Ha! Spiders aren't insects.
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{punts Wolfie} DI. A. BEETUS.
Hmm bottle says it kills spiders too.
Silly Molten Dragon. Everyone knows that spiders are mythical creatures, like unicorns or jackalopes or Kevin Bacon.
goblin babies are sure that Kevin Bacon is real! He taught our whole village how to remove the sticks from our butts!
Most of us call those 'spines', but the more Bacon goblin oozes there are in the world the better, for sure.
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Spiders are cute and helpful. Don't kill them.
They are also delicious! Doubly so when cooked alive. The horror of realizing their fate and the chemicals released by their desperate scrambling to escape add delightful nuance to the flavor. Don't kill them.
Yet.
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Orange you glad you answered the door?
Lime yam.
Cress, oh cress, lime yam.
Ever wonder if an admin will post "I Win!" on this thread, and then lock it?
Ever wonder if an admin will post "I Win!" on this thread, and then lock it?
DAT BE JUSS LIKE DEM DIRTY CHEATIN ADMINS!!!!
*admins and message board trolls are natural enemies*
In the far flung future, the last woman and the last sentient robot will be posting back and forth on this thread.
Future? I was, until now, reasonably certain that everyone on this board was a robot.