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But not too long.

Scarab Sages

...how does one pronounce "too" with one bolded lower-case 'o?'


toh!

Sovereign Court

To find the answer to your question, IHIYC, you must first climb the highest mountain wearing nothing but a loincloth and having GoatToucher as your Sherpa guide. Then, upon reaching the top, you must throw a sacred dagger (kept with GoatToucher) at the target that you see.


Well, it would be pronounced the same way you pronounce Voodoo.


Doovoo?


Do you?

The Exchange

Not lately

Sovereign Court

Dance Magic Dance, Jump Magic Jump!


I went to Jareth's castle and went around exploring his Escher room. I walked off a platform, expecting gravity to shift, allowing me to remain standing inverted. Instead, I fell thirty feet and shattered my pelvis.

It was wonderful!


You broke the stairs!


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GoatToucher wrote:

I went to Jareth's castle and went around exploring his Escher room. I walked off a platform, expecting gravity to shift, allowing me to remain standing inverted. Instead, I fell thirty feet and shattered my pelvis.

It was wonderful!

10/10, would have spine broken by unexpected gravity shifts again.

Sovereign Court

Yes, it was a rather nasty mess. But it soon got cleaned up ready for Sarah to have her little 'confrontation' with Jareth.

The Exchange

*raids the kitchen* food


What doth the fox say? Yea verily, the fox doth say: Shoo-be-do-bop-a-say-what yeah!

The Exchange

generally i am saying everything in common

What doth the fox say? dibs

Sovereign Court

Waterhammer is speaking in 'ye olde Shakespearian English'.

That's the last time I let him near the great writers original works! Still, I guess it's a lot better than if GoatToucher got a hold of them.


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I hear, and second, that statement.

It's bad enough to hear him announce or describe his disfunctional fetishes......but to have to hear it in polite old pronunciation would be very bad for all.

I doth fireball him if he objects.

Silver Crusade

Win.


Safety Bear wins! Safety Bear always wins! Mwhahahahahahaha


I'm afraid you played it a little too safe, my friend.

The Exchange

indeed


At least you only swipe Elizas.


Verily, I shalt trap yon fox with a trap laden with honey mixed with soporific flow'rs. Lo then shall I bring him to my "Worke-Roum" and favor him with delights most foul and mortification most joyous!


Safety Bear is immensely sad. Safety Bear shall always win !


A TEDDY!!!!! I'LL HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AN NAME HIM GEORGE!!!!

Sovereign Court

Clearly you like Teddy bears, but why call him George?


No one calls Safety Bear George! Safety Bear's real name is.....SAFETY BEAR!!!!!!!!


Whatever you say, George.


Mmm... Safety beer. I like safety beer...

Scarab Sages

Safety beer? You mean like O'Doul's?


Chaffing Bear? Try Gold Bond powder and loosening the straps on the harness.


*Safety Bear proceeds to throw a tantrum*


It's ok Saftey Bear

:
No its NOT!!!


RRRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!!*

*Don't worry about it. Safety Bear can't really do anything.

Sovereign Court

*Walks in from the local butchers market (I'll leave it up to you what I did there) and sees that GoatToucher has successfully thrown a Boonga Blunga party and eyes widen in sheer horror.*

Oh no! What are going to do? This is far WORSE than last time!


EW!


Actually, this isn't even the worst mess he's made this week.


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True, that hotel for the elderly will never be the same.

25% died of a heart attack, 25% was suffering from dementia, yet not when it comes to the horror they had witnessed.

The last 50% has either fled abroad or has sought refuge in unknown locations.


Then there were the 21% that spontaneously forgot how to do math.


Nobody takes the time to perform unspeakable delights upon the elderly. They're people to, dammit! They have hopes, dreams, and feelings to exploit in order to visit exquisite agony upon them.

Just once, before they die, they can truly feel... regret and shame.

The Exchange

waits till everyone clears the hotel then loots whatever is left

oh wait is that?!?! yuck just yuck

then precedes to burn the place down

it....it had to be done

Scarab Sages

Such a lovely place - you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave!

The Exchange

as long as goattoucher isn't there i think i'd be fine *shudders*

in all serious though i'm so hungry and i haven't been grocery shopping yet. So i'm sitting here hoping that some magic caster will randomly appear and conjure up some food for me bleh.

Sovereign Court

Be careful what you wish for, my dear, you never know who's listening and who will answer.

The Exchange

Well in that case no one I had to get up and go shopping


There are no groceries. They are but a fabrication of a fevered mind.

The Exchange

probably i do believe i have come down with something feeling quite ill


Oh dear, these poor folks.

waves cane and wipes out the memories of GoastToucher's activities from everyone's minds and replaces them with pleasant memories

Would anyone care for a treat?

waves cane again, causing several tables loaded with allsorts of goodies to appear

Everyone, please help yourselves. There's plenty for everyone. Oh, and dear Eliza, do not fret, for everyone knows I supply only the finest treats that are not only delicious and nutritious but tamper-proof as well. You will find something to fit your palette.

Sovereign Court

Cheers, GW, as always you know just what to do and how to make everything alright! :-)

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