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POOG!!!


Anyone for... Entrails...?

Dark Archive

Maybe *delicately sips from sea-snail teacup*. Whose?

Sovereign Court

No thanks, I'll just keep it tea.

*Joins Skiron for a nice cuppa.*

Dark Archive

Will save to disbelieve in Zon-Kuthon, using WIS penalty as bonus: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17


Nah,old AZK is too spikey and pointy to disbelieve with any reasonable certainty.


BRON-YAR !!!

Spoiler:
She sells entrails, down by the sea-snore.


Brony-Hour was my favourite ever Led Zeppelin song, and believe me, if you've never seen Jimmy Page dressed up as a fluorescent pink pony, you haven't lived.


Nope. That's it. I'm done.

I'll just take this win and go home thank you very much.


That's not the Win: That's a fifteen pound bucket of hog rectums.

Slightly used.


You were supposed to put them back once you'd finished with them, you naughty boy.

Take off your trousers and report to Madame Flaybuttock.


That won't work, GT and Madame Flaybuttock work in the same building. Rumor is that she interned with GT for a time.


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"Interned" is the right word.


Molten Dragon wrote:
That won't work, GT and Madame Flaybuttock work in the same building. Rumor is that she interned with GT for a time.

Good! That way the last remnants of pity, compassion and good taste will have been purged from her soul.


Pulg wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
That won't work, GT and Madame Flaybuttock work in the same building. Rumor is that she interned with GT for a time.
Good! That way the last remnants of pity, compassion and good taste will have been purged from her soul.

Further she has no interest in goats......

Sovereign Court

Look, if you want the list of people who work for GoatToucher, then here you are!

*Hands over an extensive list of names of people all linked to GoatToucher.*

Use as you wish, even in a court of law, whatever takes your fancy. And yes, I'm fully aware of the fact my name is on there. I don't remember what happened to me yesterday, when I went to see GoatToucher in his workroom, therefore I don't have an alibi.


Avatars are the alibi....

No telling what ZT is doing while the fake ZT aka AZT is making sure he has an air tight alibi.


Huh. Coincidentally, all of the names on that list also show up on the Panama Papers. Interesting...


He just put everyone's name up on the wall and threw darts to make the list.


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Is it wrong if I go through and favorite all my own posts?


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No. It's just that... some activities really are better with two.

Scarab Sages

World of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, for example.

Mind you, you can manage Two-Player Mode solo if you're careful. I did.


Molten Dragon wrote:
Is it wrong if I go through and favorite all my own posts?

You are literally Hitler now.


Right....and GoatToucher is the japanese prime minister of that time.

Though....it would make sense... *frowns*....with their fetishes and all.

Scarab Sages

What does that make me?


GoatToucher is the last Nazi war criminal still on the lamb today....

Scarab Sages

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...and the lamb doesn't like it one bit, yeah yeah, ha-ha.


Boooooo you should be on stage. The first one out of town.


IHIYC wrote:
What does that make me?

The traveling reporter, bringing us news about stuff we never knew existed or found interesting at first.

You might even be an investigator in a CoC game, so accustomed to madness you can't be mentally influenced anymore. The monsters' endless pursuer. :)

Scarab Sages

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:


You might even be an investigator in a CoC game, so accustomed to madness you can't be mentally influenced anymore. The monsters' endless pursuer. :)

Meaning I can use Call of Cthulhu magic without needing to worry about the consequences of SAN loss - YES! My ideal Call of Cthulhu PC!

Just kidding; obviously, I've been a Mythos entity from the start.

CHh-CHh-CHh-CHh.../a-/a-/a-/a....


Just keep GT away from the Black Goat Of The Woods and everything will be fine. We don't want to know what happens when a horrifyingly alien being from the Far Realm fails its SAN check, now, do we?

Scarab Sages

I get rich selling tickets to the show, that's what happens! "Rumble In the Jungle," move over!!!


I thought he was the robot.


Goat decoys are surprisingly rare.


Don't I know it.


Whoopsie-doodle! Can't let Ventnor win the thread. So I shall take the win instead. Neat, that rhymed or something...


Would you like a pumpking?


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:walks onstage: If I had a pumpking like that, I wouldn't need after-shave! :riotous applause:

Sovereign Court

Thank you, folks! He'll be here all week!


*Doesn't get it. Laughs and applauds anyway*

HAR HAR HAR AFTER SHAVE HAR!!!!


*Walks out of the theater, taking the win with him.*


*bashes Belphegor's head with... Ummm... Something before flying off*

Bah, pervert!


Hey! I was trying to keep you safe from GoatToucher. You remember what happened the last time he had you.

Scarab Sages

*arm stretches out unnaturally long, snatches Win*


The Win appears to be leaking. Or maybe that's just excitement.

Scarab Sages

*puts Win through an auto-laminator*

Sovereign Court

Hey, you can't do that! That's the Win, not your new business card! Speaking of which, here's mine!

*Presents new business card.*

Scarab Sages

*takes, reads*

"You are a kind and generous person, your lucky numbers are 6, 17, and 32...?"

You just yanked this out of a fortune cookie.


:investigates Win, noting that it is now sealed in plastic and protected from its environment:

:stores the Win in one smooth motion:

Now it's safe.


We should just let GoatToucher keep the win. No one in their right mind would want it after he's handled it anyway.

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