*looks over to IHIYC*
*whispers*
Well, he definitely passed the bar exam. As in he eats giant metal bars.
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*Clears throat authoritatively.*
In light of the evidence before me...
*Points to said 'evidence' that's on the courtroom floor.*
I find the defendant, not guilty! However, GoatToucher has informed me that you, IHIYC, have signed a contract to be his personal slave for a whole week. You may repeal in three days, until then, court is adjourned.
*Bangs gavel to signal that the hearing is over.*
*eats AoZK*
*burps*
Well that WAS fun. And now I win.
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*tears up contract* I have Warlock levels - breaking contracts and getting away with it is one of my most basic class features!
So do I.
*grabs GoatToucher and disappears with him*
*chases AoZK with obvious intent of eating him*
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE...nope too easy.
Before i read your post i was thinking the same.
Bleached Otyugh, if you take a turn left, then the 3rd on the right, you'll cut off AoZK's path of escape.
Avenue of Escape was the name of my college punk-funk-bluegrass band! Oh, the memories...
Your college band didn't tell you of the slow acting poison they fed you. I win.
That's kind of an overblown description of beer, but whatever floats your boat.
I'll go for non-alcoholic white beer.
Tasty and no side-effects.
'tis true, i've never been drunk in my entire life, and had others baffled with this statement.
Well, better them having a hangover than me.
:reappears with The CLAW on all fours, wearing a leash:
Well, that was a bit of fun, and we all learned a lesson about touching without asking, didn't we?
It is better not to know.
*floats a short distance behind GoatToucher, gripping a portion of somebody's liver wrapped in a shred of bloody yellow silk, and coated in candy sprinkles*
Oh, what tangled webs we weave....
I don't think it is going anywhere, not until he recovers from the shock.
Well, it just so happens that one of my business cards reads "Ventnor: Shock Recoverer." What seems to be the problem?
Well.....i dare say that, if it could be linked, i could arrange that.
It involves [redacted] & [redacted], and most seriously [redacted].
Given, that's not even with GoatToucher into the equation.
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That's one seriously messed up equation! On a more pleasant note, I've recently acquired a xenomorph hive complete with six alien queens. So now you know where most people on this thread are. I did offer myself as a sacrifice, but I was deemed unfit for purpose.
*eyes widen* Why, that's...HOW MUCH experience?
Seeing as no one has learned anything, I guess it would be 0. 0 experience.
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Firstly, I mean those who haven't posted in a while (about a week or so). Secondly, those were Praetorian rank xenomorphs, not queens. Thirdly, the praetorians only give 10,000 xp. And finally, please stop eating my xenomorphs Bleached Otyugh! If you are hungry, then eat yourself, your entire left side is made of juicy salami!
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:nods: I guess AoZK still has a lot of growing up to do.
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{quietly nibbles on sleeping Bleached Otyugh}
What makes you think he is sleeping?
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If he wasn't sleeping, he'd be chewing on me.
How many Otyughs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seriously, someone tell me. I don't know.
None, they just eat them.
Ooooo, goblin babies love light-bu-lbs!! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
I'll just put those goblin babies right into the slow cooker, thank you very much. In a few hours we'll have delicious pulled-goblin sandwiches!
I prefer pushed-goblin sandwiches myself, but that DOES sound good.
How many Otyughs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seriously, someone tell me. I don't know.
Depends on what you want to change it into.
A space rocket.
It can't beat my laser canon powered by the collective shame of everyone within a one mile radius.
Not after I'm through with my neighbors, anyway.
The world never was the same after the discovery of shame fusion. It's what powers stars with low self-esteem, you know.