But I have a pun pun.
Also I captured new page!
You win. Not the big WIN but you win anyway.
*The sharpener is starting to hurt. A lot*
*Dimension Doors away*
Much better now. It was starting to be difficult to concentrate there.
well least your pencil game is on point.
The trick to a pirate accent is being able to hit the High C's
I can do the Spanish piratey thing. But talking like a pirate in English is waaaay too much to me.
I can imitate Alestorm songs, that's my best.
Keelhaul that filty landlubber, send him down to the dephts below, make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!
* appears*
just needed to counter out all the pirate going on*
*Vanishes*
I can do the Spanish piratey thing. But talking like a pirate in English is waaaay too much to me.
I can imitate Alestorm songs, that's my best.Keelhaul that filty landlubber, send him down to the dephts below, make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!
Not bad, matey, but further Pirate Tests be required.
Open wide and say 'Yaaarrrr'
Gyaaaaaaaaaarrr
Oh, man, I'm impersonating a Gyarados instead of a pirate.
This is not my thing.
kileanna used splash. It was not very effective.
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Gyaaaaaaa!
*Issue fixed*
When Pokémon Red/Blue came out, after I played the game for a time, I set as a goal leveling up a Magikarp team to lvl 100. I had 5 Magikarp and a Gyarados in my team and only the Gyarados fought. I got bored at a level around 85.
Gyarados was always one of my all time favorite (along with Charizard, I have a dragon obsession. As a curious thing none had really the Dragon type. I didn't like Dragonite because it wasn't imposing enough. It was damn good anyway)
Yeah I always thought it weird that Gyrados and Charizard were not dragons.
Dragonite looks kind of dopey.
I think they fixed it later.
I stopped playing after Gold/Silver. I had a lot of fun with Dalindra playing Pokémon Stadium on his old N64 (we had it until a couple of years ago xD).
I still remember Dalindra's overpowered Blissey created with genetic selection that had 701 HP... and the ability to counterattack.
I played red to death trained ever Pokemon all 150 to max level even tried that dumb rumor about beating the elite four 100 times back to back to unlock new things. (oh the lies!) Then I accidentally erased my game and never went back to the core pokemon games. I did play stadium, snap pinball and the card game however.
Kileanna, please to talk like a pirate in Spanish.
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Alright, Cookie, let's see what you can do!
*Sends the grindylow into the kitchen, under heavy supervision. Sees Kileanna's familiar, Nina.*
Kileanna, I'm so sorry.
*Snatches the poor bird and devours it mercilessly.*
Here, I ate your familiar, so you can eat mine.
*Gives Kileanna a sentient gingerbread man who's begging not to be eaten.*
Ohhh... I cannot do that!
I guess I'll just wait until poor Nina is digested and I'll try to resurrect her.
It's going to be a dirty task but she's my friend after all. And she has all my spells.
What you do want Cookie do?
Cookie is going to cook cookies!
No cook self!
No cook octopus and no cook self!
Too good for too-legged!
No cook self!
*Stares at the gingerbread man*
*Grabs him with his tentacles and puts it into a cauldron*
Smell good! Cook this!
*Backs away slowly and casts Pass Without Trace*
*Hopes it is enough for hiding her scent*
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And now for a magic trick.
* walks up to The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan, reaches behind his ear, and pulls out Nina, looking a bit scared, but otherwise unharmed. *
Here, my friend, try this.
* hands three leashes to Master Wolf, at the end of each is a little pig. *
Now, little owl, where did your mistress go?
this is what I get for not looking at it all day...
*looks at the puppet*
listen, all you have to do, is point and swipe. If you are looking for targets though, this one *points at jokey* and that one, *points at goat toucher* both could use some 'headectomies'
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The problem is normally working out which bit of GoatToucher is his head.
The squinty part usually works... at least to cause extreme pain... Although, he might enjoy that...
*looks disgusted*
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Cookmate Cookie, I want you to cook all the food that you know how to cook and then we'll see what else you can learn to make (I myself, learnt from the best). Speaking of which, that was an interesting magic trick, Grandpa Wonderbra! Also I blabbed about your palace and the menagerie I intend to install in it.
*Crafts 'new' gingerbread familiar.*
There we are! Oh don't look at me like that, you know full well that I'm fair minded.
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Know to cook fish-squid-meat-parrot.
Can take skin, gouge eyes, take guts, cut head. Like to do. Throw in pan.
Makes funny noises.
Understand?
Cookie talk Aquan only before.
*Nina flies away in fear staying away from the Wolf*
*Looks at Nina with hungry eyes*
Parrot!
Cook parrot!
*The small grindylow slimes through all the room trying to reach the flying snowy owless, while carrying a giant frying pan in his tiny hands*
*draws his long sword to prepare to chase away all the RP*
Heh, heh. April Fools!
Heh, heh. April Fools!
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I'm gonna have to charge you about three fiddy for that.
* sneak attacks Johnny Depp Puppet*
I already got the Matt Damon one. Just needed to add to collection.
*vanishes*
*A mysterious wooden woman appears, replacing The Wolf's severed foot with a pinecone*
You seem to be trying to employ violence. Would you like some help with that?
Violence you say where? that's like my specialty well that and everything else.
This is madness!
I'm taking Nina with me and leaving.
*Hugs Nina*
Poor girl... I wouldn't like to be where you have been.
This is why I don't like parties. They all end going wild. It's because of the pirates. It's always pirates.
*Looks to the wooden woman*
Do I know you?
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*A mysterious wooden woman appears, replacing The Wolf's severed foot with a pinecone*
*notices mysterious wooden woman*
*eyes expand to 50X normal size, pop out of sockets, and float in air while making noise like a car horn*
*jaw falls to ground, tongue rolls out like a long carpet*
*heart-shaped protrusion begins bulging out from beneath shirt*
@Kileanna:
I grew from one of your discarded pinecones.
I am... sort of a better you.
@Johnny Depp Puppet:
I'm not into self-centered men, sorry.
Now I have to leave. The job of a healer never ends.
I'll be back whenever a limb has to be replaced for a pinecone.
*Vanishes in an explosion of pine seeds*
* fruitlessly waves sword around trying to chase off the crazy*
*Trips Vid with his tiny tentacles and climbs to his face, grabbing him in a facehugger fashion*
That was like the opposite of what I was trying to do.
Lotta hair. Is sheep? Can cook sheep?
Time like this I wish I Hadn't traded my ability to turn into a bear for overwhelming good looks and charm.
*Looks at Vid carefully*
Is bear?
Hate land things. All look same.
.. Uh yes AM Bear... rawr!