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There's plenty of algae on the top. You can lick that for the time being, BO.


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Grabs BO tongue extricates self from well...


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*eats the drive-in food happily*

Sovereign Court

*Opens up a book titled "Deep in the Jungle of Doom" and out pops a small leprechaun looking troll named Cronby who giggles manically before realising that he is floating in midair above the well and promptly falling down into it.*

Oops..

*Peers into the well, seeing nothing but, hearing a rhyme.*

"Toss a coin and speak your wish,
Don't worry I promise not to tell
Just please oh please,
GET ME OUT OF THIS WELL!"

*Tosses down a coin and walks off.*


I WANNA PONY!!!!


You can't handle a pony.


NO PONY HANDLER YOU!

BAH!

I DERIDE YOUR PONY-HANDLING ABILITIES!


Message board troll wrote:
I WANNA PONY!!!!

So long as you clean up after yourself once you've ponied, go ahead.


Its not that bad when your mini horses do do is dusty


WINNER! WINNER! WINNER!


CHICKEN DINNER DINNER DINNER!!!!


No chickens here, just fungi.


DO THE FUNGI CHICKEN.


Fun guy here


I'M A WILD AND CRAZY GUY!!! *shoves arrow through head* *dies*


Borat?

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*jumps out as unseen trumpets blast*

NOBODY EXPECTS THE CHELAXIAN INQUISITION!!!


Nobody except AMERICA!!!


....is that so? That sign of a monty python con , in the UK, said otherwise.

Sovereign Court

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BAH! America couldn't even expect the Donald Drump candidacy! BAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA *DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER*


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He's got a solid point there, your turn Freedom Bird.


Duck, duck GOOSE!


Supper Time... I mean Winning.


It's always supper time for you, since you appear to breath pea soup. Or maybe it's asparagus foam. Or pistachio fog. Or a sort of vaguely minty mist.


What?


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

He's got a solid point there, your turn Freedom Bird.

As long as I deny that he exists, than he doesn't exist.

It worked for JEB! after all!


Freedom bird tastes like chicken


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I'll have you know, I taste like AMERICA!!!

So, yes.

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I couldn't find a manuscript relating to the 4th of July, so you'll just have to settle for this.

*Opens up a book titled "The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight" and out comes ten enchanted scarecrows, eager to tear Freedom Bird apart*.


Angry bird wrote:
It worked for JEB! after all!

Who, or what, is JEB?


Jellied Estonian Buttocks.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Angry bird wrote:
It worked for JEB! after all!

Who, or what, is JEB?

He was killed in the arena of the Hungry for Power Games.

Scarab Sages

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Angry bird wrote:
It worked for JEB! after all!

Who, or what, is JEB?

Remember that one guy? Looked like a chimp, acted like a chimp, committed election fraud and war crimes, pissed his predecessor's budget surplus away into a massive deficit in less than a year, made air travel in America an even more dystopian ordeal than it already was to cover up his incompetence, destroyed the Middle East, the most punishment he's faced for all this to date is a guy throwing a shoe at him and a comedian ruining his dinner?

Jeb (AKA JEB!) is that guy's brother, widely thought of, for whatever reason as "the smarter, more Presidential one." He lost horribly to Trump.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Angry bird wrote:
It worked for JEB! after all!

Who, or what, is JEB?

Remember that one guy? Looked like a chimp, acted like a chimp, committed election fraud and war crimes, pissed his predecessor's budget surplus away into a massive deficit in less than a year, made air travel in America an even more dystopian ordeal than it already was to cover up his incompetence, destroyed the Middle East, the most punishment he's faced for all this to date is a guy throwing a shoe at him and a comedian ruining his dinner?

Jeb (AKA JEB!) is that guy's brother, widely thought of, for whatever reason as "the smarter, more Presidential one." He lost horribly to Trump.

DO NOT SPEAK THE GASSY ONE'S NAME!!! HE HAS POWER ONLY WHEN YOU PAY ATTENTION TO HIM!!!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Take politics to the POTUS thread.


This is AMERICA!!! EVERY thread is the POTUS thread!

Every thread is also the cheese thread.


You mean Jed!


ELECT ME FOR MOD AND I WILL MAKE THIS THREAD GREAT AGAIN!!!!


If I were a MOD I would make a last post declaring myself the winner and locking the thread!


Which is why you're not the MOD.

I have certain powers around here, though. I changing this to the 'Post one wins to last' thread.


Message board troll wrote:
ELECT ME FOR MOD AND I WILL MAKE THIS THREAD GREAT AGAIN!!!!

BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS THREAD AND MAKE THE KENDER PAY FOR IT!!!


Too late. The Kender stole the wall.

Scarab Sages

Pulg wrote:
Too late. The Kender only borrowed the wall.

It's a culturally relative issue, you see.


So who's your cultural relative, anyway?


Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:
So who's your cultural relative, anyway?

MY AUNT/MAMA AND UNCLE/DAD ARE MY CLOSEST LIVING CULTURAL RELATIVES!!!


Ah, that was a nice vacation. Kal-El was such a wonderful host. I really hope that he and Miss Lois Lane get together.

(Looks at all of the chaos)

What in the...

(Removes glasses, rubs bridge of nose, and puts glasses back on)

Avatar of Zon Kuthon! What have you done!?!? Aligning yourself with GoatToucher. Do you realize the damage you have caused to this existence? Malformed xenomorphs! The xenomorphs weren't supposed to show up for another 3,000 years. And some fools dare to bring up any references to the orange-skinned one. And that's just the start of this disaster.

(Points at the imposter Grandpa Wonderbra)

And you let that daemon fool you into thinking he was me.

(A column of light engulfs the imposter, eradicating it completely)

Now to begin cleaning up this mess.

(Grabs the Win, finds the closet I'm Hiding In Your Closet is in, and hands him the Win)

I want you to take this to the center of Closetspace...

(Reaches into my coat pocket and pulls out Mjölnir and hands it to IHIYC, who finds he is able to wield it with ease)

... and smash it with this.

(An iron door appears and I open it)

Meanwhile I need to go repair this reality's threads before they are totally torn. Ugh! Kids these days!

(I step through the door and it closes behind me. As I do so all of the treats I have brought disappears.)

Sovereign Court

Uh, why did I just get the blame? All of this nonsense happened regardless of MY involvement. On a tangent, Cronby is still down that well.


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

You'll have to forgive GW. When you're as old as him you tend to get cranky over everything. He was hoping you could have kept the nonsense down to a minimum.

As for Cronby, have you tried tossing a rope down to him? Or filling the well with water so he could just float to the top?


Did someone say treats?


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Why yes, they did. Say, isn't that a chipmunk riding a squirrel like a pony behind you?

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