Last one to post wins

[Eliza swiper]

*rips it out* here use this bloody pencil to sign this here erm piece of paper *innocent grin* make sure to sign it with as much of your blood as possible wouldn't want to waste it *grins sweetly*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Eliza, sweetie, you've got potential!

*Hands Eliza swiper an official business card.*

Call my office tomorrow, I'll see what I can do!

[Waterhammer]

Steps in to re-infuse the on-going residual win with a dose of full-on win power.

Turbo-overdrive winzzz!!! Yeah!

Spoiler:

[Goddity]

No one listen to the rantings of the crazy orc. You can't win. No one ever wins.

[Bleached Otyugh]

BUT YOU CAN GET GLOFFY EATS HERE!

*eats Goddity*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wow. I wasn't even sure Goddity could be eaten.

Bleached Otyugh...are you the secret identity of Pac-Man?

[Bleached Otyugh]

NAH. HE WAS GLOFFY.

[Eliza swiper]

hmm i'm curious

here eat this *tosses alchemists fire into Bleached Otyugh mouth*

[GoatToucher]

:hold lace handkerchief over nose:

That smell is going to get into your clothes, you know.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Since when did that bother you?

[Bleached Otyugh]

Eliza swiper wrote:

hmm i'm curious

here eat this *tosses alchemists fire into Bleached Otyugh mouth*

*eats*

*burps flame*

*smiles happily, or at least toothily*

[Schism]

Just curious. What do you use for mouthwash?

[Bleached Otyugh]

MOUTH...WASH? UHHH... SOMETIMES GLOFFY FOOD LEAKS STUFF WHEN EAT IT. THAT MOUTHWASH?

[Eliza swiper]

sure lets go with that :)

also do you regurgitate bones or do they go through you ?

[Bleached Otyugh]

BONES GLOFFY GLOFFY. GO THROUGH? YOU MEAN, ME LEAK? NO. I EAT STUFF. I GET SO BIG! NO MAKE CRAP.

[Ventnor]

Bleagh. Never mind. Winning isn't worth that smell.

[Eliza swiper]

yes you are so big your doing a great job of it :)

smell? hmm the fiery breath thing yesterday might have singed my nose a bit, i haven't smelled anything sense then

[Bleached Otyugh]

FOX GIRLY IS WELCOME.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hey Bleached Otyugh, I found a treat for you, see what you think of it! *tosses it George W. Bush's brain in a can*

[Bleached Otyugh]

*eats*

OMSH NOMSH NOMSH!!! YOU TOSS ME CAN! GLOFFY METAL! YOU FRIEND!

[Eliza swiper]

Ihiyc could you clean up in there while your there the group alchemist threw a bomb in there as a practical joke and I haven't had a chance to yet

[Schism]

Yeah, stink bombs are pretty nasty.

[The Nasty Orc]

Did someone call me?

[Schism]

No.

[Ventnor]

I've decided that we will now talk about walruses (the dentist's nightmare of the sea).

[Schism]

Except for the fish breath it should be fine. There are only 2 teeth.

[Eliza swiper]

i think there are more then that thats just the 2 main ones, plus getting to the dentist would be interesting since they don't really have legs

[Ventnor]

Well, the real reason they're dentists' nightmares is because walrus tusks disintegrate everything they touch.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That, and they lash out in possessive rage at anyone they see in possession of a bucket.

[Eliza swiper]

*stealthy attaches a bucket to Ventor*

*grabs a bag of popcorn*

*nomnomnom*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Give me a high five, my dear, as I really like your style!

[Operationdromedary]

You called?

[Ventnor]

Wait, who put this bucket on my- *disintegrates*

[Eliza swiper]

*loots ventor careful not to touch the bucket*

[Goddity]

I have returned from my trip into the stomach of Bleached Otyugh! Anyone want to hear what happened in there?

[Ventnor]

I can't because I have no ears.

[Eliza swiper]

sure goddity with all the stuff we've thrown in there plus everything that already was... how was it? *eats doughnuts*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Cute fox, make nice fur blanket.

*SHANKS ELIZA SWIPER*

"Blanket!!!"

[Eliza swiper]

*removes the bear fur coat she was wearing and scampers off*

[Bleached Otyugh]

Goddity wrote:

I have returned from my trip into the stomach of Bleached Otyugh! Anyone want to hear what happened in there?

GURG UNHAPPY. GODDY THINGY IS FOOD, ME EATS. NOW OUTSIDE. NOT GOOD. FOOD STAYS FOOD?

[GoatToucher]

Food should indeed stay food.

Unless it can be used for... other purposes...

[Eliza swiper]

Poog sorta sounds like food maybe that will agree with your stomach a tad better.

a carrier for poison is usually the best use for food, unless you have a slingshot then its great to start bar fights with.

*goes back into hiding*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Riddle me this: most people don't want it, though there are those who do. Nonetheless, people give and get given it. And once given, you want to lose it. What is it?

[Waterhammer]

An Banana!

[Ventnor]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

Riddle me this: most people don't want it, though there are those who do. Nonetheless, people give and get given it. And once given, you want to lose it. What is it?

GoatToucher

[Bleached Otyugh]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

Riddle me this: most people don't want it, though there are those who do. Nonetheless, people give and get given it. And once given, you want to lose it. What is it?

GLOFFY GARBAGE!!! CEPT I DON'T WANNA LOSE IT...

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

Riddle me this: most people don't want it, though there are those who do. Nonetheless, people give and get given it. And once given, you want to lose it. What is it?

Answer: Nothing

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Wrong! The answer is pain!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

But your responses are good and true.

[Eliza swiper]

the time stamp said the last one was posted yesterday?!?! that's far to long